This is for you Gene! Pat the Rat and Uri Out Anonymous!
by Urizenus Sklar on 21/10/10 at 2:31 am
Special to the Herald
by Pat the Rat and Urizenus Sklar
Anonymous feebly attempts to out-tongue the leader of the Kiss army.
Pat the Rat and I were sitting around doing shots of cough syrup with whippet chasers when Gene Simons called: "Uri baby, I need you to do a solid for me". "Sure thing Gino," I said, knowing full well that it was going to be one ghey-ass request.
"Uri, I want to put Anonymous in gaol because it crashed my interwebs information page and made my backside feel all tingley with butthurt." Or something to that effect.
Truth be told, I hate Gene but I owe him one for all those groupies he loaned me back in the 70s — back before I could get my own. I yanked the bottle of cough syrup from Pat’s clammy hands and told Pat s/he had a job. "Pat, we are going to infiltrate the 4chan party in Chicago and get photos of Anonymous. For Gene Simons!"
Pat looked at me incredulously: "Who is Gene Simons?"
Using our underground Herald contacts, we located the location of the 4chan party (sponsored, it seems, by Encyclopedia Dramatica and the Chicago based Lulzcast). And we got pics! (courtesy of Alexandre Lipscher (see lesetoilesnoir for more).
Glenn Beck
Oct 21st, 2010
You know who else drank PBR?
…Hitler.
You know who else still drinks PBR?
…Me.
James Freud
Oct 21st, 2010
That slutty cunt in the first pic can worm that long tongue right up my asshole.
James Freud
Oct 21st, 2010
BTW Herald, why link pics to pics exactly the same size as the originals? Cause that’s, you know, fucking stupid.
Gundel Gaukelei
Oct 21st, 2010
@James Freud
man CMS
billy
Oct 21st, 2010
OH MY GOD A WOMAN A REAL WOMAN A REAL GOOD LOOKING WOMAN WHOS A NERD
~runs off screaming that the end of the world is now
Scylla Rhiadra
Oct 21st, 2010
I’m sure this article must mean something to someone, somewhere.
Right?
Darien Caldwell
Oct 21st, 2010
@Scylla
I’m wondering the same thing, but have no idea.
Scylla Rhiadra
Oct 21st, 2010
@Darien
Well, the Herald has always been a bit of a joke.
Now, I guess, it’s just become a private one.
*cough cough*
Enix
Oct 21st, 2010
1: “…empty substance…”
2: “…???…”
3: “What is the purpose of this purpose? Is it purposed on purpose?”
//DISCLAIMER: TCSINC
int COMMON_IDIOT = 0;
int SPECULATION = 0;
int OPINION = 0;
int EPIPHONY;
int FACT = 1;
int MEMORY;
——————————-
//…
if(COMMON_IDIOT == SPECULATION || OPINION){
EPIPHONY = FACT;
MEMORY = EPIPHONY;
}
//…
Alyx Stoklitsky
Oct 22nd, 2010
Look at the TONGUE on that lady!
My pants are alive.
hoisve
Oct 22nd, 2010
The purpose is to endear these desperate, aging hipster geeks to younger hipster geeks.
Make sure to name drop (and brand name drop) kids. Then you’ll be important and hip, just like certain 50-something year olds who have yet to figure out that they aren’t half as important to the virtual world community as they think they are. If that doesn’t fulfill your needs, you could always try bitching about how LL kicked your dog for years on end…
IntLibber Brautigan
Oct 22nd, 2010
Uri,
Get the chick with the tongue to pose for a Post 6 and you’re traffic will explode…
hoisve
Oct 22nd, 2010
my clothing clashes
am i cool yet?
hoisve
Oct 22nd, 2010
P.Z. all u haterz lay off intblub.
he tries real hard.
wheres mooty
Oct 22nd, 2010
Where’s moot? No 4chan party without the King of basementdwellers.
Anon
Oct 22nd, 2010
Ray Johnson, aka Moot, aka Chris Poole, isn’t hear because he was outed years ago.
c3
Oct 22nd, 2010
until these folks start chopping out eyeballs and brain stems for digital occulars, or splicing their genes for real wolf snouts they will all be trapped in the mediated loop of their parents and their parents massed media.
whos gene simmons?.. lol the guy whos reality tv show kid gets a anime comic book deal and traces another guys book… all so he can show his skillz at comicon and sell soda for viacom:)lol
i could swear i saw angelina and that fischer hacker/jonny5 dude in the background at the cyberbar:)
i really do feel for these latter generations of virtuality… . but what they do with the medium is up to them…they will make their own world, just like the elders they want to mess up in gamez like SL.;)
and in a blink, just like angelina, theyll be playing middle aged mommas and out of work poppas.
archie
Oct 24th, 2010
Doing a solid?
Art thou into scat worship here?
If so please keep it that shit to yourselves [pun]