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Naked Truth?
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Have you ever wondered if, when a pair of avies mate,If the owners on the other side sit and masturbate?When the avies join as one in order to copulateAre they really getting a sandwich and watching News at Eight? Is the girl whose name is Pam a big fat hairy [...]
Full StoryIBM Sending Nasty Break-up Note to SL?
Spurned corporate lover Philip Linden watches IBM ad, thinks: “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”? What’s it do?Business – its innovation – its all the rage – I have my own islandMaking any money on your island?Virtual money or actual money?The point of innovation is to make actual money My avatar doesn’t know how to do that Ouch.
Full StoryPixel Clothes, Virtual Fashion Summit, IMVU, and HiPiHi
The Celebrity Trollop interview by Pixeleen Mistral, fashionable reporter IMVU fashionista Recently, Celebrity Trollop took time from her busy schedule for an interview about the pixel clothes scene in SL, IMVU, HiPiHi and elsewhere. Celebrity also mentioned what promises to be a very interesting event – The Virtual Fashion Summit – a conference for virtual [...]
Full StoryWhy Griefing = Drama: Broken Immersion
A virtual “world” creates an environment where griefers can do the most damage by Mudkips Acronym [I recently invited the founder and retired leader of the notorious PN invasion/griefing group to write an expanded version of his recent thesis on the serious business of griefing. Here is his response - the Editrix] “Griefing” takes many [...]
Full StoryHistory of Second Life Herald Wins Prestigious Award, Bitches
AAP awards Best in Media and Cultural Studies – WTF? Yes, the infamous Doomsday book (The Second Life Herald: The Virtual Tabloid That Witnessed the Dawn of the Metaverse) penned by literary lions Ludlow and Wallace has shocked and awed friend and foe alike for months now, and the reviews have gushed over its Mark [...]
Full StoryGriefing for Dummies – In Bookstores Now!
DATELINE: Fri Feb 15 16:05:21 2008 PrimTIme News Service Fed up with clubs and shopping? Want some excitement in your pathetic Second Life? If getting banned was beyond your creative reach – Griefing for Dummies might just be the answer you were searching for. From old-school flying penises to bringing the grid down, everything is [...]
Full StoryLL Borks Shields – Just Another Phase?
Breaking user-created content to protect users by Siobhan McCallen, metaverse weapons expert Darling Brody – creator of the Quantum Core – and phase shield fan Okay, here you are, ready to test your first weapon, the Zingblatt XXX-4J Super-Defenestrator with Tint Control. But you don’t really want to build it in your little 512, surrounded [...]
Full StoryNew ‘Permissions Exploit’ Uncovered – Drama Ensues on SLX
by Proper Prim, staff writer a possible source of drama For a few days now I have been monitoring a situation on SLX where users have discovered objects being sold that one user described as utilizing ‘a permissions exploit’. What is the nature of this exploit? A script loads an avatar’s profile from the web, [...]
Full StoryRock at the Rock, Dude
by Sigmund Leominster Kali and Codex rockin’ the Rock You probably know the situation. You’ve been partying hard – and “partying” is a verb I hate to use, let alone inflect – and want a change of pace. Chances are you spirit yourself away to a new location, possibly with you special friend or enormous [...]
Full StoryRap-age
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate In order to escape the naggageI came here without baggageThe women have no saggage;I love to watch their waggage,The major cause of laggage.
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