Thrown to the Wolves: A Newbie Discovers Yiffing.
by Alphaville Herald on 23/03/07 at 8:46 pm
[This article originally appeared in the in-world magazine Players, published by Second Life uberwoman Marilyn Murphy. Some names have been changed to protect the yifficent. If you are (i) at work or (ii) under 18 or (iii) easily offended by things like yiffing FOR GOPOD's SAKE STOP READING NOW!. -- the management]
Thrown to the Wolves
by Leda Swanson
I sat across from the big beautiful lion and relaxed a little as he answered my questions. We were at a Furry nightclub, he’d kindly agreed to help me with my story for Players, and his presence at the little table made me feel better. Nonetheless, I was still the only human in the place and I was self-conscious about it.
“Yiffing,” he said in answer to my questions, “is just the word for sex when it involves Furries. ‘Scritching’ is just a cuter, more affectionate version of the word ‘scratching.’ Like you do with a kitty when you scritch him behind the ears.”
I wrote it all down and I looked around the club. it was packed with Furries from all of the critter kingdom. There were beautiful cats, wolves, foxes and even a skunk or two. I’m new to SL, and I’m really new to furries, I found the whole experience of being in a crowded place full of beautiful and exotic creatures to be exhiliarating. I looked at my companion across the table.
Thomas, not his real name but what I’ll call him for the sake of this article, is gorgeous. He’s very tall and his leonine head is perfectly formed and suggesting of the strength and power of a lion. His body is both muscular and lean. This is a cat who has spent time on his appearance and it paid off. I was afraid I was staring so I looked away and reviewed my notes.
He had been amused at my request because I was so vague. I told him that I was doing a story on “Furry Sex” and he wanted to know what I was looking for. I had to admit, despite my efforts to sound informed, that I wasn’t sure. As I said, I’m new to SL and when I saw an advertisement looking for writers, I IM’d the woman who had placed the ad. “I think we’re all set,” Players editor Jamie Wheeler had said, “we just have one more story on Furry Sex we need covered, but I don’t think that would interest you.”
I didn’t even know what a furry was, though I had seen a couple of cartoonish animal avatars when I first landed in SL. I didn’t realize that there’s a massive Furry presence here in Second Life, all of them into their own things just like the humans here are into their own things, the only difference being that the Furries look like anthropomorphic animals. Said one furry I interviewed, “trying to generalize furs is hard though, everyone is so different, hence the array of characters we all use. We’re just like the humans, only we don’t wear bare skin like you.”
So now I sat across from this gorgeous lion, I had to admit to myself I was wondering what was under his loin cloth. Would his penis look human? Would it look like an animal’s? I couldn’t believe I was wondering these things, and even more, I couldn’t believe how much this line of thought was turning me on. I tried to focus on my story, but I kept imagining myself before him, pulling the loin cloth to one side…
“Is it a problem that I’m here? I’m the only human in the place Thomas, how do Furries feel about humans in general?” I asked.
He smiled, his fangs showed, I felt my heart race. “Well, some will not really invite you with open arms because we get a lot of human griefers here, but if you’re nice and come back to the same places so that the regulars see that you’re just into the community, you’ll generally be accepted.”
I started to hesitate before the next question, then plunged in anyway. “Is there a taboo about having sex with humans?”
He smiled again. “Not really, but that’s up to the individual. Many furs won’t touch a human, many will.”
“Which are you, Thomas?”
He smiled again and looked at me a minute, I was literally on the edge of my real life seat.
“Is that a question for your story, or are you curious for your own sake?”
I almost melted into my chair I was so turned on by thoughts of this gorgeous creature. “Both,” I said.
The editor of Players hadn’t wanted to let me try this story because I’m so new. Polite and articulate, she beat around the bush a while until finally she asked “Have you even had sex here yet? How can I send a reporter to cover a story on something they haven’t done with people they didn’t know exist? I was thinking of finding a veteran in the arena of SL to go have sex with Furries and come back and write about it.”
“Let me try,” I said, “maybe I’ll surprise you.” I had no idea how I’d surprise her, I still hadn’t figured out anything about SL sex, but here I was, real-life excited about a Second Life lion, with a beautifully heavy tension floating in the air between us.
“I’ve never cybered,” I blurted out to Thomas, for whatever reason, then I added, “but I’d love to try it.”
“Let’s go to my place,” Thomas said with a smile.
A few moments later we were in a big, well appointed and tastefully decorated bedroom. I was very very nervous, and he seemed to know this. “Relax,” he said, echoing exactly what I was telling myself. “Take off your clothes,” he said with a purr.
I stood before the giant lion naked, happy that I’d splurged on a nice skin as he looked at me. He removed his armbands and leggings and I looked at his beautiful tawny fur covered body, his belly and chest creamy white, as he undressed. I couldn’t believe how excited I was as I waited for him to unveil whatever furries have behind their loincloth. He directed me to click on a pink ball, which put me on my knees near him, his loin cloth came off and I moaned with delight.
Behind the loin cloth Thomas had what I guess I should describe as a white furry “sheath” with a large white furry scrotum hanging below it. looking at his sheath, I could see the tip of what I assumed was a big pink cock, I moaned, incredibly excited, it was all so bestial and taboo.
“Click it” he said, as he clicked the blue ball near me, and I did. His big pink penis slowly slid from the white sheath and was soon a fully erect animal cock dangling before me. I took it in my mouth and was soon lost in ecstasy. My first experience with cybersex was magical. Thomas was both gentle and commanding, and we used many of the positions his poseballs and his bed allowed. I watched the big beautiful lion mount this naive human reporter from all angles. I came more than once in real life, especially when his lion cock erupted in a fountain of white cum all over me. I was hooked.
The next day in my First Life, I replayed the sex over and over in my head. By the time I sat down at my keyboard to log on, I was already excited, doubly so when I saw my new friend was on. I IM’d him. “I want more,” was all I said, then I added “and I want to meet your friends.”
We met at Thomas’s room, and he introduced me to Starfire, a beautiful young Fox in harem clothes. She was charming and articulate and explained that her specialty is transforming humans; if a human wants to become a Fur, she will roleplay with them to make it happen in a magical way. She showed me some pictures of the process in which she mates with a human and her ejaculate triggers a transformation, so that at the end of the picture sequence the human is a Fur. Given that I was already excited when I sat down to talk with her, the pictures and her story got me going rather quickly.
A couple of pictures into it, it occurred to me that there must be more to her than meets the eye. “Oh my god,” I said “you have a cock!”
She and Thomas both laughed, and he said, “Yes, meet Starfire, she’s what’s called a Herm.”
Herms are relatively common in the Furry Community, they are female figures, often beautiful females in fact, with either the male sexual part or both the male and the female parts. The term “Herm” is used to cover both those with just the male and the true hermaphrodites. I moaned as I looked at Starfire, which is not her real name, because I realized I was looking at an exceptionally beautiful herm.
She began stripping for me, and as she removed her top I saw that she has six breasts, two where all women have them and then two more sets of smaller breasts below her “normal” set, much like a female fix would reall have for her litter I presume. She must have seen me looking at them for she said “I let many of those I transform suckle, so I need the extra nipples.”
She took off her pants and there was a big floppy pink cock, already out of its sheath. Starfire is a fantastic lover, though i worried about the “transformation” aspect of sex with her. She explained that she only transforms those who want to be transformed, and that if some day in the future I want to join the Furs I was welcome, but she’d happily play with me as a human as long as I liked.
The three of us played for quite a while, when Thomas brought in a deliciously fierce looking black wolf friend to join us. If you remember being a child and being scared of Little Red Riding Hood’s big bad wolf, the wolf you imagined may look a lot like this guy, who we’ll call Dick. His avatar is gorgeous- black and dangerous, with a toothy muzzle and enough flexy fur to make him look like an actual scary werewolf. If I met him under any other circumstances I might have been intimidated or frightened, but in my mood at that time I couldn’t wait for him to fuck me with his big animal cock.
Thomas and Starfire gave me to him, and I lay on the bed with my legs open while Dick undressed. His cock was hidden in a big black sheath but soon revealed itself; huge and black and menacing. He used me, roughly and forcefully, as I told him that that’s how I would like it from the Big Bad Wolf. Some time and a couple of orgasms later, we all cuddled around the room, the poor naive human and her three animal lovers. Spent and happy, scritching after our Yiffy time. My pussy almost purred.
It turns me on greatly to think that I lost my Second Life virginity, and that I lost it to non-humans, and that I lost it in public by writing about it. I was gang banged by three delicious furs, causing me the best first life orgasms I’ve ever had from masturbation, in the course of writing this article. Will I go back to Fur Nation? Will I prowl the furry bars looking to be their human slut? I might, I just might, the rest of this article is as yet unwritten. 
Kerian Bunin
Mar 23rd, 2007
I don’t even know how to properly reply to this…
Eric Recreant
Mar 23rd, 2007
I am lost for words.
Mudkips Acronym
Mar 23rd, 2007
Another piece of quality journalism.
FrizzleFry
Mar 23rd, 2007
SL Herald is officially now under the control of the furluminati and is full for furfaggotry. Im afraid the only solution to the furry problem is to relocate them all to furschwitz.
SAGE
Mar 23rd, 2007
Jack Thompson needs to see this, itl distract him from GTA 4
Looper
Mar 24th, 2007
What the FUCK is this SHIT?
SL will never be taken seriously with things like this printed! Don’t you people have any idea what stories like this do to non-users perceptions???
Super Buick
Mar 24th, 2007
Wow, just wow. I can’t stop puking. Why did you need to share this, you freak? When you get your fursuit, don’t tell us.
YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG!
????
Mar 24th, 2007
just keep the fuck away from my dog
NigraLynch
Mar 24th, 2007
Yes. Stay the fuck away from my pets.
Mudkips Acronym
Mar 24th, 2007
http://www.thelocal.se/6743/20070320/
This is what you guys are sponsoring.
Ickabod Humphreys
Mar 24th, 2007
I see alot of negative Fur comments. So I beg to ask those individuals this question: Which is worse to you? Furs, Pedophiles?
Something tells me most people will reply: Furs
Mudkips Acronym
Mar 24th, 2007
Yeah, at least most pedos keep it to themselves.
Robert Bopkins
Mar 24th, 2007
I LOL’D hard.
NigrasOnMyLawn
Mar 24th, 2007
Im pretty sure urizenus sklar came up with this shit
it fits his description http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Urizenus_Sklar
TP
Mar 24th, 2007
Holy shit! Thats a hell of a way to abuse your avatar in SL. IRL you would be no less than a cum guzzling donkey show whore in Mexico, but you went so far as to get yourself into becoming a tag team event for a bestiality loving hermaphrodite and his alter ego dogs.
Shame! but that not being enough you all ready know your a sick fuck for thinking animal dicks coming out of animal dick sheaths is sexy. So bear that in mind when your fucked in hell repeatedly by hooved centaur demons with razor wire cocks. Being fucked in hell by goat dick would probably get you wet though. I’d let you rub my dog off screaming gimme that red rocket but my dog prefers it’s own species.
Lucky for my dog it’s not involved in a gross ass sex play environment like the one described above.
Julie Renetti
Mar 24th, 2007
im aware this game has “adult” elements, but a story with graphic sex elements on this front page of the official newspaper is a leap too far. I was led to belief that these areas were seperate from the main game. I cannot allow my son to use this any further, i dont care if its free. at least on his wii you dont run across this sort of thing
Anonymous
Mar 24th, 2007
What is this? This is not a news article, it is erotica. SL Herald is “supposedly” a site for reading news, not detailed accounts of sexual encounters (of any kind). If someone wanted to read something like this, they would go searching for fetish erotica, not looking on a news site.
As for Julie Renetti, if your child is exposed to sexual things like this on Second Life, it is your own fault. The teen grid was created for a reason, if you choose to break the Second Life Terms of Service and allow him on the adult grid, only you are to be held accountable. And on another point, you can in fact be exposed to sex and porn on Wii. Wii has online capabilites and is able to browse the internet. I saw a news report that claimed some sex sites are even formatting for ease of Wii users.
snowcrash martov
Mar 24th, 2007
I don’t know what amuses me more. The article (very well written, and very gripping). Or the comments. Loosen up people. It’s virtual reality forfuxake.
dandellion Kimban
Mar 24th, 2007
furs always seemed like kids playing with teddy-bears and teens that don’t want to grow up. but after this post, I should roam their sims a bit. kids grown old and interesting, I see.
J
Mar 24th, 2007
Wonderful read for a saturday morning.
Keep doing it !
Morgana Fillion
Mar 24th, 2007
Come on, people. I’ts pretend sex with an avatar with a bunch of prim attachments that combine to look like an animal. No more or less odd than pretend sex with avatars, period.
Infected
Mar 24th, 2007
That article is why I feel entirely justified in roaming SL taking the piss. LMAO.
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
Like any online service – sex can be found in the right places. In the case of Furs …. sadly far too many people look at the Furry Community and see little more than sex crazed people, often they mistake the common Fur for someone into Bestiality.
Unfortunately enough there is no way to explain to these individuals the difference between Bestiality and being a Fur – for that matter it is almost impossible for them to understand the difference between sex with an Anthropomorphic Fur and an actual animal – be it a Second Life avatar that walks around on all fours or not.
Going by the outermost fringes of the Furry Community, anyone that is even the slightest bit attracted to a Neko (Cat-Person) or the more common version of a Kitsune (Fox-Person) is a fringe furry.
Ladies – ever been turned on by InuYasha? If the answer is yes then you’re a fringe furry! Gentlemen – I’m quite sure there was a point in your life when some video game or anime/cartoon woman with the ears and/or tail of some animal was the object of your desire, however briefly. That makes you a fringe Furry as well.
As for me? I know a few furs – none of the ones I know are excited by animals that walk on all fours … They are excited by the human-like Anthropomorphic types …. Think Sonic the Hedgehog or Star Fox.
The point I am attempting to make is this: Unless you know a Fur or unless you have more information to go on – aside from the usual bigoted and ill informed sources – you really do not have any ground to stand on, nor any room to comment.
LAWL
Mar 24th, 2007
Just A…hahaha…I’ve read your insane rantings before. Now I know why you are so insane, you are a yiffu.
I base all my opinions on furries on stuff THEY publish about themselves, or things I see THEM doing. This article and your reply just reinforce the ‘bigoted’ view I have of ‘yiffy’ sex.
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
I’m sorry? Who are you again? Oh yes, that’s right – another pitiful little twit and a prime example as to why government sanctioned sterilization projects are a good idea.
when or if you are capable of using that rather badly atrophied pile of goo you call a brain to – you know, think – then perhaps you’ll be more than the sad, sorry little sack of flesh that you are right now.
Yes folks – I do so despise those that do not think – ever. I also despise children like the one above who actually seem to think they know what they are talking about – a pity …
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
Oh, and by the way little child – apparently you base your pitiful and narrow view on what you manage to find on sex sites and in adult themed areas – nothing more and nothing less.
A true pity that you do not make the attempt to look beyond such shallow things.
Maxwell
Mar 24th, 2007
JaT, don’t bother with the trash … they really are not worth it.
Steph
Mar 24th, 2007
Oh come on people. Not all furs are sex-crazed. The majority of furries in SL or anywhere are just there to have fun like everyone else. And I’ve seen much worse in SL coming from the human population. Really, people, educate yourselves on your ignorances before condemning an entire fandom just for the very public sexual antics of a small portion of the population. For the most part, we’re just a group of people who appreciate an alternate art genre, and embody that in a virtual world.
And for the mother who doesn’t want her kids playing SL anymore because of this stuff, let me tell you something: Second Life is for adults only! If they’re under 18, they shouldn’t be playing anyway. Have them instead play on the Teen grid; this stuff doesn’t happen there.
Skurk
Mar 24th, 2007
And now the furfags come out of their AIDs filled holes and try to sound eloquent and defend a story about gay animals gangbanging or some shit (couldnt stand to read the whole thing), ontop of that JaT is so godamn pompous about his fetish (he sounds like the green fucking mooninite) that I just want to puke
Thats why furrys need to be put down
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
Ah yes, here we see another twit that thinks everyone with an opinion that is not his or her own somehow must be a member of the group they so despise.
When you are capable of making a response that is well informed and does not rely so heavily on such base assumptions …. why then dear child you’ll be able to type something and not come across as some low IQ child with nothing better to do than to try and win the love of your mommy through acting like a Neanderthal or worse yet …. like each and every other no talent, no thought hate group.
You are a prime example of another solution which would prevent little twits like you from ever being born: The wholesale, total destruction of the Human Race by any and all means required.
Frizzlefry
Mar 24th, 2007
BTW, Just A Thought, whats your name in SL? Just curiouse
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
I do not – directly anyway – give that out. Unlike some people I’m not in second Life to have my account IM spammed or otherwise griefed.
You can however find me posting under my Second Life name somewhere in the early entries of the Linden Blog – if you’d like less work, try looking up the group Eternity’s Embrace.
Jessica Holyoke
Mar 24th, 2007
First, what is the source of all this animosity? Is it the sex? Because if you give people the chance to make anything, odds are good they’ll make love. Is it the animalistic aspects? Because if we’re dealing solely with reality, then you’re not dealing with some of the fantasy aspects of a Second Life.
Second, If two furries have sex with each other, is it really beastiality?
Third, there is a point that the above article is very eroticized and more so than typical for other articles in the Herald.
Fourth, if there are any teens under the age of 18 on the Main Grid, get them off now. They do not belong there in any way, shape or form. If they do not act like they under the age of 18 and wander onto mature areas, then they may be exposed to something that is adult in nature, and the resident with the adult content would then be guilty of a crime. Corruption of a minor does not require intent and mistake of age is no defense.
LAWL
Mar 24th, 2007
JaT…are you Solar Legion?
FlipperPA Peregrine
Mar 24th, 2007
This story was still better than some of the junk a certain Herald “journalist” publishes regularly.
Howie Lament
Mar 24th, 2007
What does prokofy have to say to this?
I can hardly contain my excitement!
LAWL
Mar 24th, 2007
Because, JaT, if you are Solar Legion, then your previous statement:-
“You are a prime example of another solution which would prevent little twits like you from ever being born: The wholesale, total destruction of the Human Race by any and all means required.”
plus:
your 1st life profile pic.
equals:
The sort of person that carries out mass killings Columbine style. I’ve seen you screech for the death of people you don’t like on other threads…lawl. Seriously dude, I hope that you aren’t Solar Legion because if you are then the slobbish picture of you, apparently naked, man boobs hanging low, slouching in a dingy room, makes the image I have of you even more hilarious than it was 10 minutes ago.
And if it isn’t you, then the 4 other people in the Eternity’s Embrace group, of which you are obviously a part, are just as deranged as you are. For example; Cdees Zeta, who professes to be a white fruitbat who is mated to a unicorn, had listed on his website (http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c=Cale)his favourite sexually arousing things which include:
Bats
Being Rimmed
Hermaphrodites
Knotted Cocks
Lapines
Rodents
Size Differences (1 – 3 feet)
Squirrels
among other unusual interests he lists the following as things he may find arousing:
Skunks
Phoenixes
Vaginal to Maw
Ferals
Barbed Cocks
Gryphons
Before you bellow for understanding, there is nothing to be understanding about. ‘Yiffy’ sex is insane, being part of a group or community may ‘normalize’ it for you, but it is deviant behaviour. I await your response which will no doubt have something to do with saying that nothing is normal and nothing is deviant.
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
To find out who I am child you will need to contact each member of the group.
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
:Yawn: You do know child, that you are responding to a person who – while advocating the eradication of the Human Race as the end all solution to all the world’s problems – is at the same time a person who has never resorted to violence?
You also know that you are portraying yourself as the sort of child that is, in fact, the root cause of many of these ‘columbine style’ shootings?
Personally, I’m simply humoring you as far as your search for my Second Life name goes, in truth who I am in second Life makes no difference at all as my Second Life account is no different from any other account I have had on any service – it is a medium through which I can see a character I have created flourish and grow: A concept that is apparently as alien to you as Second Life being a game which is not at all tied to a person’s First Life.
Now to put an end to this game child: should you message each and every member of the group Eternity’s Embrace you will be told by each and every member that they are not Just a Thought – thank you for playing however.
Infected Lawl
Mar 24th, 2007
haha…I’m not interested in finding out who you are. I have deduced that you are a pasty, flabby, and whispily bearded youth who sits naked in a dingy room hammering away at his keyboard through gritted teeth sobbing tears of frustration. That’s enough for me
Just a Thought
Mar 24th, 2007
Whatever floats your boat child.
Me
Mar 24th, 2007
OMG, I R HUNT U DOWN ON TEH INTRANTZ!!
Amanda
Mar 24th, 2007
Well the Herald *does* report to be a tabloid newspaper so a sensationalist story in some ways seems appropriate; although I would agree with the point that this seems more like erotica than journalism – but I suspect the motive in publishing was partially to spark off a heated discussion
I think it is worth contradicting TP’s assertion that this is the official newspaper of SL, LOL.
Also having a fur partner in SL mean does not mean that one would be interested in sex with animals in RL, although I can see how people might make this assumption.
On the whole I enjoyed the story which I actually found to be rather well written and to have an entertaining plot; newbie surprises boss by turning out to be a fur fan just waiting to get out and looses SL virginity lol.
Also it’s certainly the first time I’ve heard of transformation sex so I’ve learned about yet another piece of SL behaviour which I would never have dreamed of; which is part of the reason why I read the Herald anyways.
Just a thought though, even if you find other people’s ideas or sexual fantasies to be distasteful why be so spiteful to each other? I personally I find the vitriolic hatred appearing in some of the posts in this thread to be far more disturbing than the original article.
Nacon
Mar 24th, 2007
FlipperPA Said: “This story was still better than some of the junk a certain Herald “journalist” publishes regularly.
”
Very much so… but… for some odd reason, I find that Discovery Channel doing report on lion sex and many other animal having sex was even more interesting that this report. Skipping all the emotional storyline, right to the point with professional statement.
(yeah, you heard me, professional statement.)
Howie Said: “What does prokofy have to say to this? I can hardly contain my excitement!”
wtf? No offence to furries but Prok is only interested in making up theories about governing, money and power, which furries doesn’t have for most cases. You’re an idiot with passion, which is good for Prok.
btw… SL Herald = “20: Noobs thought all furries are only friendly as they can be.” from the stupid game I posted on.
Eric Recreant
Mar 24th, 2007
Still though, I come here for the news, I don’t want to read any erotica, this isn’t news. Furry or not.
Howie
Mar 24th, 2007
what
Matches Malone
Mar 24th, 2007
That is the point I was trying to make. I don’t care if the story is about furries or humans. I would have the same level of issue with this article if it were about humans getting together to have sex.
This is not news, it is erotica…plain and simple. This should be a place to come read informative articles, not what some person thinks is a hot sexual fantasy.
Matches Malone
Mar 24th, 2007
Oh, and just to put this out there. Just a Thought, you sound just as immature as the people flaming this article. With your persistent “child” label, which got old the first time you used it, your stubborn argumentation, and constant insults. Sure, go ahead and dispute their opinions and stand up for what you must, but can’t you at least be mature while doing it?
Mudkips Acronym
Mar 24th, 2007
Despite their claims of not being focused on sex and not wanting to have sex with animals, I have never seen anything “furry” that doesn’t focus on sex and they all love watching animals have sex.
Come on, guys, come out with it already. The person posting above about “fringe furries” (newsflash: 10% rule, catgirl != furry): yeah, well furries are fringe dog-fuckers.
Poirot
Mar 24th, 2007
hahahaa….the delicious irony about JaT’s use of the ‘child’ insult, is that he has displayed, through his detailed description of furry lore, that he has a vast knowledge of what is predominantly a teenage subculture. Lol…he comes across as being nothing more than an articulate, but whiny and tantrum prone child himself; and although he is trying to be appear calm and rational in his posts, you can just see the impotent rage seeping through.
Yiffy Yiffy Yiffy!