Sin Under Florida Sun! Sheep Meet Stroker: Sex-Toy Services for Second Life?
by Alphaville Herald on 30/04/07 at 11:54 am
Herald Correspondent Pat the Rat infiltrated the recent corporate retreat of metaverse services providers
Electric Sheep resident futurist Jerry Paffendorf turns his mind to the future of sex
Jade Lily, not quite able to replicate his Second Life avatar, even with the help of Stroker’s accoutrements
ILL Clan / ILLectric Sheep machinimist Frank Dellario contemplates filmmaking in the Stroker era
Before closing the deal, the Sheep took time to put Stroker’s products through their paces
Stroker (on right) with Sheep and SecondCast producer Johnny Ming, who’s looking a bit too happy
New Sheep uniforms
In return for his investment, Stroker insisted the Sheep take one of his employees on board; she can be identified by her blond hair and willingness to cozy up to current Sheep employees
urizenus
Apr 30th, 2007
All I can say is that I am shocked by this.
Shocked!
Shocked, I tell you.
Did I say I was shocked?
Shraud Deadlight
Apr 30th, 2007
Ahhh the depravity. So refreshing. So original. No sheep!!?? Victor Shakapopulis is outraged, I tell you, outraged! Deep in the hill country of Greece, an elderly man weeps.
Prokofy Neva
Apr 30th, 2007
So…after they burn through the CBS grant money on stuff like this, what next?
Artemis Fate
Apr 30th, 2007
Where was this anyways? The “Holy shit I got paid 50,000 dollars for Amsterdam” party?
Gaius Goodliffe
Apr 30th, 2007
“what next?”
They buy the Herald?
I know, wishful thinking… :p
Anonymous
Apr 30th, 2007
Next?
Coming soon! “The Sheep Do Vegas!” Co-directed by Dellario and Serpentine!
Nacon
Apr 30th, 2007
Awww… The herald wasn’t invited to their party? Had to steal all the photos from their site I bet?
shockwave yareach
Apr 30th, 2007
You know, the phrase “Sex and Sheep” used to mean something nasty. It didn’t even involve computers.
John Endwahl
Apr 30th, 2007
I’m sorry but this is just gross. It’s adolescent boys whacking off at prim cubes.
I guess I’m with the griefers on this one. Speaking of which, how come the Herald never covered the paperboy & co affair?
Tenshi Vielle
Apr 30th, 2007
lmao, awww, Jerry’s got a winkie on his head.
I heard you could pop into this party if you wanted… it’s just the getting from point a to point b that deterred most people at this time of year: FINALS WEEK zomg
Mark Wallace
Apr 30th, 2007
oh the Herald was there, Nacon. Pat the Rat is still recovering.
Jerry Paffendorf
Apr 30th, 2007
> Electric Sheep resident futurist Jerry Paffendorf turns his mind to the future of sex
Hahaha, yes, as you can see I was dutifully testing out some of Stroker’s top secret brain-implant technology. :p
Long story short, Stroker threw a shindig at a place called [drum roll] Shepherd’s. We went, we saw, we drank, we danced (or in my case approximated dancing), we posed with shwag, and good times were had by all. Stroker, that was a fun night, and as it’s been said before, thanks for the mammaries! :p
OK OK back to work, gawkers.
Cocoanut Koala
Apr 30th, 2007
While you were busy having a good time, there were – and still are – a lot of people with a lot of unanswered questions about your searchbot on the LL forums in a thread caled, “Automated Burglary.”
Perhaps you could address some of those, particularly how the aggregated information is going to be used.
coco
Prokofy Neva
Apr 30th, 2007
Yes, Coco, thanks for the non-mammary memory there, we’d like to get some answers to not only Herald articles about the Sheep Scrape, but if you think it’s just me, then go to the thread called “Automated Burglary” and answer that!
I’m all for societies having elites, especially elites that live to excess, live large, think big, are creative, do interesting stuff, to give fodder for the tabs that we working stiffs can read during those brief respites from our prim-pushing labour on the grid. But…we just want you to be *quality* swells, not just plain swells. And, not rip off the people with stuff like that search thing.
Lewis Nerd
May 1st, 2007
I think that ESC should go and find something else to mess about with, and leave Second Life alone. After all, it’s not like they actually do anything that benefits anyone except themselves, is it?
Lewis
FlipperPA Peregrine
May 1st, 2007
Heaven forfend anyone EVER has a good time, with a little immature fun! And thank gawd Pat the Rat wasn’t at my place this past weekend!
Stroker Serpentine
May 1st, 2007
I was pleased to facilitate some wanton depravity in my backyard. I can assure all interested parties that the Sheep are working hard to provide some innovative technologies to enhance EVERYONE’S SL. Even Lewis’. (P.S. There are already X-Rated Sim’s on the grid…they are just invis to most) ;P
Randy
May 1st, 2007
Funny, I was in Clearwater over the weekend visiting my family and something smelled off. It stunk like sweat socks, fun, and digerati. I called Jerry this morning and confirmed that he was indeed in Clearwater. We mourned that we were but two ships passing in the night. Or in this case and ship and a manure taker whose Captain had one to many the night before and woke up with a new cranial implant…
Wendy Bouchard
May 1st, 2007
I go to Shepards all the time. Looks like i missed a fun party, next time i want an invite *pout*
P.S. the Rumrunners ther are excellent
Lynette Radio
May 1st, 2007
I have no recollection of the events in question at Flip’s, but it did involve some of the usual suspects.
MSGiro Grosso
May 10th, 2007
Damn and I was in Sarasota…on vacation…not caring about anything but white sand and warm water and relaxation and food and drink.
By the way, where was the scandal? No strippers from the DC Madame? No donkey show? No Les Moonves and Pacman Jones throwing 10 grand and the air and demanding you guys do a rain dance? No illegal cock fighting? Put some more effort into next time boys.
Marc
Anonymous
May 10th, 2007
The early 1990s called. They want their shirt back Stroker.
Kitty Tandino
May 30th, 2009
WooT!
Love that smile Stroker
and i want that shirt!!!!!!
MINE!!!!!
Give it up mister man!
<3 hugs!