Baby Unicorn Power!!!
by tenshi on 04/09/07 at 9:21 pm
Unicorn love is a beautiful thing
by Tenshi Vielle, Fabulous Fashionista
Unicorn babies need love
What’s the latest trend among the elite Fashionista groups of SL this week?
I’ll give you a hint.
It’s not bubble hemmed sleeves.
It’s not scarves, nor Shai’s plaid jackets.
No, no – this time we’re talking unicorns. Tiny, adorable baby unicorns that you can hold and cuddle… but they come with a price.
You can only get them by having sex with an adult unicorn (although the unicorn isn’t age verified) located at the bel Highland sim in a shop called Sensual Stoneworks. This week pictures of baby unicorns (and some pictures of the sexual act!) have been popping up on Snapzilla.
[WARNING: both super-cute unicorn babies - and not-safe-for-work unicorn sex after the jump -- the Editrix]
Nylon Pinkney and Toast Bard are gentle mothers to their unicorn babies
I took a short trip to Tableau, origin of this fad, to interview a few of the Unicorn baby caretakers. They were hard to find – because each of them denied having heard of such a thing.
An avatar gets nailed by the Nightmare
“I think….that unicorn love is a beautiful thing” says bystander Moisie Swindlehurst, one resident I found in tableau who was willing to talk about the fad. “…and that if you find a spicy sexy unicorn stud muffin and want to let him fill you with his magical glittering seed, that is just fantastic. And i support it. 100%”
After much digging and several dead leads, I came upon Marcelle DeCuir, famed originator of this cult by way of Snapzilla. “I was hanging out with Polyester (Partridge) one day and she had the baby, so I asked her where she got it. She pointed me towards Sensual Stoneworks, and I was shamelessly raped by a unicorn. I don’t mind”.
Marcelle DeCuir conceives her first unicorn prim baby
But how many tries did it take you, Marcelle? I heard the unicorn doesn’t knock you up every time.
"It does it on the first try if you make sure the poseball is set to ‘mounted’," says Marcelle. "That whole place is creepy."
The sexual statues are marvelously crafted at Sensual Stoneworks. One of the griffin-bugs actually reaches out to grab you if you sit on him, and he holds you in place as he rams you from behind. It’s frightening, morally wrong, and yet you just can’t look away for appreciation at how many hours it must have taken to get the programming just right.
be careful near the stone demon
The stone demon reached out and grabbed me without warning. I cannot say what happened next. It’s just… it’s too painful.
Minx Mousehold, creator of Sensual Stoneworks, says that people are now holding contests to see who can get the most prim unicorn babies in a row the "right" way. It’s truly become an underground movement; one of the most demented kind. She also says that out of the statues in the shop, only the unicorn (the white horse), the nightmare (the black horse) and the spider (currently down for repairs) will give you miniatures. The Xen statue, found in the main room, will give you a cute (and hideous) little larvae to keep.
Xen grabbed me by surprise – don’t make the same mistake by glancing into the gaping well!
I’d definetely put "Sensual Stoneworks" on your must-see list. However, for this fashionista reporter… she’ll be sitting at home in the corner of her attic, rocking back and forth with her painful memories.
Kahni Poitier
Sep 4th, 2007
Ummmm…..
I’ll pass.
moo Money
Sep 4th, 2007
Thanks for the nightmares.
Reg Baxter
Sep 4th, 2007
Just when you think you’ve heard it all bizzaroo world comes knocking.
Good writing, disturbing subject, but can’t deny that something like this makes for a story.
Not sure I’ll have it on places to explore, but I’m sure there will be some intrigued by the whole thing. Plus now if I see a baby unicorn inworld I’ll have an idea of the mothers mental health, thanks for the insider info.
Some Random Guy
Sep 5th, 2007
Apparently furries are capable of any depraved manipulation. I think this qualidfies as broadly offensive.
Shraud Deadlight
Sep 5th, 2007
holy crap! oops, did i type that out loud?
Squee Janitor
Sep 5th, 2007
Double-yoo-tee-eff. What happened to sea monkeys? We can watch them play and grow.
Kitty Lalonde
Sep 5th, 2007
So you were ‘given’ the unicorn by a friend, but you were unable to resist the moth and the statue huh? How many hours did you spend gazing fondly into the spiders eyes hoping he’d start working eh?
*shakes her head sadly*
ps: Is this the start of a new fashionista trend of trying to out perform each other with filthy acts?
Second Lulz Vigilante
Sep 5th, 2007
“However, for this fashionista reporter… she’ll be sitting at home in the corner of her attic, rocking back and forth with her painful memories.”
:0
Please tell me the memories involved watching as opposed to actually participating.
noname
Sep 5th, 2007
Morally wrong? Who’s to say what kind of morals a griffin-bug has? I’d like to hear from the Griffin bug itself.
Aside from that… You can’t deny having been ‘taken’ completely voluntary. There’s always the option to TP away. You slut
JJ
Sep 5th, 2007
@Editrix: “after the jump” does not apply to feed readers. Please update your software so that there’s clickable link for MORE in the feeds, because all the photos load in feed readers, thanks.
Tenshi, did they talk dirty to you?
Urizenus
Sep 5th, 2007
Good story. You know, I was thinking that we should script up a way for readers to get little baby Uri’s. It would be our way of giving back to the community.
Tenshi Vielle
Sep 5th, 2007
You’re absolutely right, noname. I should have asked the Griffin about his morals.
DaveOner
Sep 5th, 2007
See THIS is the kind of crazy I can deal with!
Corona
Sep 5th, 2007
and I always thought that unicorns were only supposed to have one horn : )
Corona
Sep 5th, 2007
Highly amusing im sure – but do the unicorns grow – or do they remain as baby unicorns
TheDiva
Sep 5th, 2007
ummm…I got twins! ROFL
Reg Baxter
Sep 5th, 2007
> “Good story. You know, I was thinking that we should script up a way for readers to get little baby Uri’s. It would be our way of giving back to the community.”
See, now you are just being cruel, I was having a hard enough time with spider aspect now this? I wonder if there is room in attic with Tenshi, I’m gonna need my own corner to rock in just from the mental picture of dozens of little Uri’s in the world .
Morgana Fillion
Sep 5th, 2007
I’m waiting for the ultimate Herald mashup where there’s bukkake sex with unicorn furries and the baby unicorns bringing in the kiddie porn element. Tenshi can write it, Prok can comment and it’ll be everything the Herald’s about in one fell swoop.
Corona
Sep 5th, 2007
well I have been there and got my baby unicorn – thought it best to do so before the narrow minded fuckwits try to get it banned
hey its just pixels people – while sexual age play might or might not encourage real life emulation
How true could that possibly be of giant insects, Griffins and unicorns – or even three headed demon dogs
Morgana Fillion
Sep 5th, 2007
The multiple baby unicorns are a travesty – unicorns don’t go for non-virgins, so clearly this situation is corrupting them. It shouldn’t be possible to go back for a second unicorn lovechild without getting kicked to the curb.
Can we know for sure that this sort of virtual activity won’t lead to the corruption of real life unicorns too??
Second Lulz Vigilante
Sep 5th, 2007
@Corona
Nobody’s talking about this encourage RL emulation or getting it banned. Most of us are simply saying that this whole idea came from the diseased mind of a sick fuck. I don’t think it’s narrow minded to call a spade a spade.
Moisie Swindlehurst
Sep 5th, 2007
Everyone:
It’s just really funny.
greta garbo
Sep 5th, 2007
“hey its just pixels people – while sexual age play might or might not encourage real life emulation
How true could that possibly be of giant insects, Griffins and unicorns – or even three headed demon dogs ”
you are all hypocrites. btw sexual ageplay has nothing to do with rl pedophilia but since youre thinking that way then ok . . this whole article is about beastiality and you may start horse Fu**** in rl because of this. i think you should all be banned.
you cant have it both ways which is it? stop being hypocrites
Peter the WoodNymph
Sep 5th, 2007
I knew this would happen.
Ever since the unicorns started drinking from The Well of Enlightenment, the magical rainbow power has become less meaningful to them and they started hanging out with Dwarves and Halflings. When Elric the Indefatigable heard about this forbidden union, the Council of Orbs was held in Rainbow Crystal City, JubJub, the elder member of the unicorn Clan Claddish was exposed as being not of Scottish origin, but actually Polish, or perhaps Serbian. This resulted in a major dispute through the Leprechaun community, which was the beginning of the Glenfiddich Trials – dividing the Scottish and Irish Leprechauns into two separate lynch mobs.
By the time the news reached the Elfen glade of ElfenGlade, the Leprechaun wars had already escalated into all out genocide. The call went out for all Unicorn babies to train from birth to become warriors skilled in the art of impaling Scottish Leprechauns. Fluto, the commander of the Irish Leprechaun death squads, neglected his moral responsibilities and fell madly in love with his Unicorn steed, Stan.
During the Battle of HappyGrove, Stan was tragically killed by a rogue Unicorn named HoneyBrite. This infuriated Fluto to the point where he ordered the public execution of all Unicorns with the word “Brite” in their names.
It was after this awful event that a stranger appeared. He was dressed in blue and white and when he arrived in HappyGrove, all were intrigued by the spectacle of this mysterious new visitor. He stood among us and started chanting; “boom chika wow-wow, boom chicka wow-wow…” and we all joined in! These odd sounding words, and the strange gyrations of his pelvis had us mesmerized. We were frozen in place, there was nothing we could do. He raped every member of the audience, Elves, Leprechauns, and Unicorns alike – then left as mysteriously as he came.
It was only a matter of time before the Fantasy Realms sought revenge on his deviant act. This looks like the first of a grand wave of despicable acts upon humans by fantasy creatures. Expect more retaliation, much more. As for me, well, I’m now retired. I’ll spend the rest of my twilight days eating magical mushrooms and blowing bubbles out my ass in lily fields. Don’t come crying to me when you find out that your brand new bastard Unicorn baby contains lead paint or has small detachable parts that may be swallowed.
Second Lulz Vigilante
Sep 5th, 2007
@greta garbo
“btw sexual ageplay has nothing to do with rl pedophilia”
Um, yes it does. Sexual ageplay on SL is a way of acting out pedophiliac urges. They have the urges in RL. Then they come to SL to act them out. More than any other group, the sexual ageplayers should get the fuck off of SL and seek psychiatric help.
Or just kill themselves. Either way works for me.
Moisie Swindlehurst
Sep 5th, 2007
“you are all hypocrites. btw sexual ageplay has nothing to do with rl pedophilia but since youre thinking that way then ok . . this whole article is about beastiality and you may start horse Fu**** in rl because of this. i think you should all be banned.”
Hi Greta! Wow, you have some pretty nifty ideas about all this. =)
Report me first, please!
Maria Leveaux
Sep 5th, 2007
I’m a Domme, and i’ve had some pretty hairy experiences both real life, and in SL, But there are STILL some things i am happier just Not Knowing.
I think this is one of them.
Maria.
Merry Mousehold
Sep 5th, 2007
Thank you all for your opinions. And I’m glad you’re all amused by this. I know I am. Never thought that it would get THIS much attention.
As to being a ‘sick fuck’, I’m actually a very healthy fuck. I don’t have a lot of the repressions that most have, and am not interested in blood, gore, torture, snuff, death, or wanton cruelty. And for the record, nope. I don’t allow child avatars in my areas. Well, if I can catch them. No built in thing for that.
Is that a double standard? Perhaps, but I have a rule: If it makes me ill thinking about it, it’s not allowed on my land. Works wonders for my happiness.
As to the rest, no animals were hurt in the making of these toys. So keep that in mind when you see a movie where animals and people get killed, but that’s okay because it didn’t really happen.
BuhBye!
greta Garbo
Sep 6th, 2007
“Is that a double standard? Perhaps”
horse f***ers yah you are hee haw laugh it up buckos you all molest animals AND youre the biggest hypocrites i ever saw in my life *smirks
7
Sep 6th, 2007
Yes, blame the furries.
Do you see a single one in any of those pictures?
I thought 18 and older were allowed to play? I see a lot of childlike bickering and name calling. If you don’t like it, you’re free to say so, but you it’s shallow to use this as some sort of soap box.
It’s okay to be Gorean, it’s okay to like snuff, it’s okay to wallow in urine and crap..
but for some reason -this- bothers some of you?
I find stupid broadly offensive…
and yet there are still so many of them on the grid.
I’ve yet to do anything like this myself, but it takes a rather creative mind to do something that isn’t being a tanned blond with quadruple z breasts bowing down to some man while wearing nothing but a smile emoter.
As for Age Play, I no longer even talk about the issue, it’s moot. If they’re caught, they’ll be dealt with. But before you wave the anti age play banner high, read over what really happened…
they were actually banned for the pictures of -real- children that were found in their inventories.
I highly doubt anyone is going to glue a horn to a horse and drink it dry.
I stand firmly by non role players zipping a lip on role play issues, because you use the game as an over glorified dating service doesn’t mean that the rest of us do. To each their own, now you may go back to your regularly scheduled program.
just wondering
Sep 6th, 2007
Just wondering…
Merrry Mousehold, are you a furry, as was suggested in above comments?
I can understand why people would jump to that conclusion, but IMHO, unicorns aren’t something furry specific. The one horned bastards have been around far longer then that.
Important? No. But I am curious.
?
Sep 6th, 2007
“horse f***ers yah you are hee haw laugh it up buckos you all molest animals AND youre the biggest hypocrites i ever saw in my life *smirks*”
Hmm. I see a horse molesting human AV’s in these pictures, but I dont see anyone molesting animals. Maybe there’s one picture more in this article that isn’t showing for me?
greta garbo
Sep 6th, 2007
ohhh WHATEVER you can clearly see that girl bent over taking a huge horse member up her yahoo but no thats not beastiality . . just like lil fairies arent ageplay . . ok yah sure slap a horn on it and somehow its mystical slap some wings on that child avatar and it should all be fair game to right? also moreover thats complete bullshit to lump in all sexual ageplay with those freaks passing rl child porn. and btw! the people who practice beastiality in sl do have rl pictures of animals in those situations. ive had people try to pass them to me even tho im not interested what so ever. This is a complete crock of sh** and ya know what im not afraid to say so. Im playing devils advocate because i really think you people need to wake the hell up and stop being such huge hypocrites . . i really cant stant it. Personally i dont give a flying f what you do with horse co** or child avatars or whatever do whatever the hell you want. Just know you arent fooling anybody at all by drawing lines and saying one thing is ok and one thing isnt. Either it is or it isnt and it goes the same for one thing as for the rest. Any time you try to make distinction you make fools of yourselves. Its not more morally right to do this then ageplay, dolcett or anything else. you know what it is tho? pixels, stupid.
Merry Mousehold
Sep 6th, 2007
Nope. Not a furry. Nothing against them, and they’re welcome, but I’m just ‘me’, which is to say, whatever I feel like at the time.
Though, I do find it funny they assumed I was one, myself. Guess it just goes to show that bigots are alive and well in SL!
Reality Check
Sep 6th, 2007
Ya know, the only sick fucks I see here, are the people commenting how sick and twisted this all is, and how it should be banned and what not.
Either all of them are incapable of making the distinction between reality and fantasy, and let’s face it, those are the really dangerous people who should be locked away in RL,
or they’re measuring with double standards.
Ever played games like Grand Theft Auto or any other games where the main objective is to kill people, animals, or aliens or whatever? If the answer is yes, then, by your standards, you yourself should be locked away as well, as obviously you’re having fantasies about killing people, and will bring that into reality sooner or later. After all, if someone who likes being taken by a unicorn in a game, is going to rape animals sooner or later, too.
The rest of us, who do realize that there’s an enourmous difference between reality and fantasy, and keep that in mind with everything encountered, will just shrug this off as “Not my thing but whatever” and move on.
Of course, you can have the opinion that someone must be off their rocks for finding unicorn rape fun, just as much as I can have the opinion that if you think someone does things in RL that they do in SL as well, you’re a fucking retard.
Now, if anyone, ANYONE can show me scientific proof that fantasy in videogames brings people to do those things in reality, I’ll be more then happy to admit I’m wrong about this. Untill then, please, use your fucking brains for once. THIS IS ALL JUST AS REAL AS ANY OTHER VIDEOGAME.
Lulzcubez
Sep 6th, 2007
Bestiality is illegal in America. Shit’s sick.
Reality Check
Sep 6th, 2007
Gee, is it?
As far as I know, so is murder. But hey, you prolly won’t let that stop you from playing Grand Theft Auto, right?
Corona
Sep 6th, 2007
if bestiality is illegal in America – how was it possible for that American man to legally marry his horse in first life
Just wondering
Sep 6th, 2007
@Merry Mousehold
Thanks, I had that suspicion already, thanks for helping me prove my point.
We got only a few major groups in SL, it seems:
Furries,
Goreans,
Vampires,
Merepeople,
Trekkies,
People,
and of course, the biggest group of them all, bigots.
Which of the last group, alot have shown in these comments that they belong to.
Corona
Sep 6th, 2007
‘Re
“As for me, well, I’m now retired. I’ll spend the rest of my twilight days eating magical mushrooms”
your posting possibly suggests you are already partaking natural substances
Corona
Sep 6th, 2007
This is a very curious arguement :
“Either it is or it isnt and it goes the same for one thing as for the rest. Any time you try -
to make distinction
you make fools of yourselves.”
What then is a legal age of consent for sex (in RL) if not a distinction?
are you saying that people should not make a distintion between underage sex and legal age sex.
or between gay sex and hetero sex – or any other distinction that might be made
are you saying that every time the government makes laws about such things they make themselves look like fools
Tenshi Vielle
Sep 6th, 2007
Tsk. This was a funny piece, not meant to start a flame war. Knock it off.
Elle Maxim
Sep 6th, 2007
“As to being a ‘sick fuck’, I’m actually a very healthy fuck. ”
Best comment ever.
Mythology Doesburg
Sep 6th, 2007
Wooooooow, between the automatic assumption that this was furry related within the first few posts and then the ensueing war about whats morally right and morally wrong in a Fantasy world. I think some people need to settle down and breath, perhaps, ironically, get off their high horse and take a step back. SL works the same way as RL, you can’t go to your neighbors house and tell them what you can and can’t do and just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it’s not there. I have to go with Corona on this. Calm down, geez.
Moisie Swindlehurst
Sep 6th, 2007
“Tsk. This was a funny piece, not meant to start a flame war. Knock it off.”
I KNO RITE.
=/
mootykips
Sep 6th, 2007
The difference between Grand Theft Auto (or any average FPS) and this is that GTA is not a “substitute” for real-life (“i can’t murder someone in real life so I’ll go murder someone in a game”), but this IS. Reality Check, you’re confusing SL -> RL (“i did something virtually which does/does not mean I’ll do it IRL”) with RL -> SL (“i want to do X, but I cannot in real life, therefore I’ll do something virtually”) which is the more apt analogy in this case.
You can play the “IT’S JUST FANTASY OKAY” card all you want, but by the end of the day you’re still fapping to getting raped by an animal.
Second Lulz Vigilante
Sep 6th, 2007
@Just Wondering
“and of course, the biggest group of them all, bigots.”
Translation=DON’T MAKE VALUE JUDGMENTS BASED ON PERSONAL BEHAVIOR!!! EVARRRRRR!!!111!!!
God, you politicaly correct types are just as bad in your own way as that wacko Fred Phelps.
@Merry Mousehold
“I don’t have a lot of the repressions that most have, and am not interested in blood, gore, torture, snuff, death, or wanton cruelty.”
I love the way people like you always try to use the term “repressed” as a euphemism for “inclined toward normal behavior”. And I call bullshit on this not being interested in blood and gore thing you say you have no interest in. Nobody can resist taking a peek at a traffic accident even though they know they could be horrified by it. Humans are innately curious about death to one degree or another because we’re all aware on some level that we’ll wind up dead sooner or later.
Not that it excuses Dolcett or some of the other stuff that ties sex, death, and sadism together. All that shit deserves to be criticized too.
Sorry PC types reading this but there is a definite distinction between healthy fantasies and unhealthy ones.
Urizenus
Sep 6th, 2007
mootykips says: “The difference between Grand Theft Auto (or any average FPS) and this is that GTA is not a “substitute” for real-life (“i can’t murder someone in real life so I’ll go murder someone in a game”), but this IS. Reality Check, you’re confusing SL -> RL (“i did something virtually which does/does not mean I’ll do it IRL”) with RL -> SL (“i want to do X, but I cannot in real life, therefore I’ll do something virtually”) which is the more apt analogy in this case.”
Mooty, has your brain rolled out of your ear? That is the lamest distinction I’ve seen in 4 years of Herald comment spew.
mootykips
Sep 6th, 2007
There’s a huge distinction, and I would imagine it would be easier for my brain to be pulled out through my nasal sinuses instead.
There are two parts to any action – the desire to do X, and the action X. In GTA, you’re killing virtual “people”, but the goal has absolutely nothing to do with going out and murdering people in real life because while the action is similar (both going around and shooting “people”) the desires are completely different (killing virtual people vs. killing real people). The average player hopefully sees the difference (people like Hillary Clinton and Jack Thompson argue that they can’t). In this example, however, both the action and the desire are the same. Someone with a bestiality fetish is not going to keep that fetish on the Internets, it also applies IRL. The desire and the action is completely the same on both fronts, and that’s exactly why the GTA analogy is null and void.
Urizenus
Sep 6th, 2007
Mooty we all do lots of things in second life that we wouldn’t want to do in real life. Here are some examples:
Shoot people (as we do in combat sims)
Be a sumo wrestler
Be a topless dancer
Be a newspaper reporter
Get reamed by a unicorn, give birth to a baby unicorn (watch that horn) and then raise it or at least carry it around all day.
I thought you were the guy who always said SL was a game. Did you forget your mantra?
I don’t think SL is *only* a game, but there *are* games in second life. Some of them involve shooting people, and some of them involve baby unicorns. Trust me, people aren’t here because of frustrated unicorn raising desires. They just find the idea funny and fun. You should too.