Archive for July, 2008

Battle of Prize Delta – Part Three: Rule, Britannia!

Why would we surrender, ol’ bean? We’re in your base, musketing your doods by Caine Constantine In June, the musket-wielding armies of British conquest fought a prolonged battle to claim Prize Delta and the Task Force Marines as the newest colony of the British Empire. The Marines, however, refused to be anyone’s subjects. And so, [...]

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Furry Love Poem

by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate My love is a little furry thingWith whiskers long and paws so thinHer tail swishes as she sighsWith lovelight pouring from her eyes Her pointed ears twitch to my touchAs I scratch them oh so muchAnd she lays on her back with paws curled upWith 6 small breasts for all [...]

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Everett Linden Exposes Penis at SL5B!!!

Linden staffer discovers PG-Penis — leading in-world economic indicators turn strongly positive by Kris Dibou & Pixeleen Mistral Marble PG-P OK, wooden boobs– no way! Game gods roil virtual commodities markets The first signs of an economic turnaround in the mining industry were evident today, as the overseas futures market in marble textures went wild. [...]

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Nipplegate: The Sag-a Continues!

SL5B naughty bits scandal expands to elbows by Kris Dibou Venus De Milo I received a tip, dear readers, that a short distance behind the Statue of David stood Aphrodite, nipples exposed.  To verify this sighting, the Herald was there in no time with experts who have allegedly seen nipples before.  To our dismay, we [...]

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Ilsa Munro — Post 6 Grrrl

[Modeling kinky latex clothes and building steampunk vehicles don't go together? That's exactly what I thought until Ilsa Munro came along and showed me that wandering between these two extreme ends of the virtual world can be elegant and effortless. Within seconds she changes from a Victorian lady to a sailor mouth, from a charming [...]

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