by Alphaville Herald on 21/10/08 at 10:54 pm
“At least you weren’t recording this or anything”
by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk & Vegna Fouroux, military correspondent
Christoph Naumova – leader of the Vanguard Militia – has been frantically denying he was involved in a fur phone sex seduction posted to YouTube last week. At stake is Mr. Naumova’s reputation and leadership authority, now threatened by the emo yiffing documented on YouTube — a gay fur scene that might undermine his authority as supreme leader of the Vanguard military.
You want to spend all night with fennecy? Rawr… narf… nahm nahm… are you pawing?
Under the leadership of Mr. Naumova, the Vanguard military has developed a win-at-all-costs reputation which apparently led the Merczateers military to mount a counterattack via the newest weapon of mass reputation destruction – YouTube.
The YouTube video was apparently posted by Uildiar Kuhn – a prominent member the Merczateers. Herald reporter Vegna Fouroux contacted Mr. Kuhn for comment:
Vegna Fouroux: Many members have claimed it was a fake, in all honesty now, was it?
Uildiar Kuhn: no
Unfortunately, Uildiar Kuhn has been reluctant to discuss the video at length in-world, citing concerns about abuse report wielding Vanguard members, and ban-happy Linden GTeam game gods. Members of the Vanguard military who have not left in disgust are more willing to talk, as The Herald found on a visit to their base:
Tyenshinsi Takaaki: We all know its completely fake
Vegna Fouroux: How did the group come to the conclusion that this video was a fake?
Tyenshinsi Takaaki: We know christophs voice better then normal
BigBoss Zabelin: That isn’t his voice
Tyenshinsi Takaaki: ive known christoph since i join sl
Vegna Fouroux: so you remain convinced it was an attempt at defamation?
Tyenshinsi Takaaki: yes and i wouldnt say attempt
Tyenshinsi Takaaki: all it did was to attempt to make vg members to lose respect for him
Tyenshinsi Takaaki: ive been imed numerous times about the video and each time they think that its fake too. even enemy militaries think its fake. it just goes to prove that people out there are just emo’s that have nothing better to do with their lives then make fake videos.
What would motivate either a real fur phone seduction or – as the Vanguard faithful claim – a fake seduction clearly aimed at diminishing Mr. Naumova’s moral authority and leadership abilities?
When asked about motivations, land baron and Merczateer intLibber Bratigan told the Herald, “Christoph’s approach to combat has always been to utterly destroy groups. not just friendly fun combat games, he believes in total war and he’s tried to do that in the past, he got a guy into Armory Island employee group so he could steal copies of Operations’ vendors. He got a Mercz officer to defect and hypnotized him into open sourcing all the weapons he built for Mercz. He’s repeatedly tried to undermine the economic basis of mercz, and led false ageban AR campaigns against other military leaders and he’s also encouraged all the copybotting of military weapons the past 6 months.”
Was the YouTube seduction real – or virtual? In the hall of mirrors that is teh interwebs we may never know the truth.