Sovereign Regime Invades Seduction and Sin
by Alphaville Herald on 06/10/08 at 8:06 am
The Vanguard Armed Forces, Stavka Coalition and Chthonic Syndicate attack Adeptus Minor, but encounter an entirely different defender.
by Caine Constantine
The forces of the Sovereign Regime military alliance invaded last week the home of Adeptus Minor, Seduction and Sin, and after setting for themselves a time limit of a one-hour attack, the fight soon began.
The headquarters of the tiny-only military group Adeptus Minor, Seduction and Sin had recently become a desert – barren, wide open, and marked only by a small town at the very edge of the region.
Getting there required navigating narrow passes, crossing large sand dunes and bounding barbed wire. Today of course, gunfire was an added hazard, but the invaders had no problem brazenly charging into the region, jumping into the air to take shots at the defenders.
Initially, the base was quickly overwhelmed. The number of invaders ranged at times from 10 to 20, and soon enough the flag was taken – but opposed to Adeptus Minor’s pawprint banner, a crimson red flag was waving over the sim. Though the attacking forces were not all clear on whose flag this was, and in fact while many were wondering where the tinies of Adeptus Minor were, they still quickly took the flag and planted the Vanguard banner.
A Vanguard soldier prepares to lower the enemy flag.
There were in fact two Adeptus Minor tinies defending the base. One of them was wielding a chaingun larger than he was.
Another was bravely charging headfirst into battle against upwards of ten invading Sovereign Regime soldiers.
But the bulk of defending the base was being done by the forces of the Erusean Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, under Grey Nolder. After Vanguard initially took the base and began to pour into the lower levels of the desert complex, the Eruseans, trying to break out of their home points, were led by their leader as he dodged gunfire back to the surface.
Soon enough, Vanguard’s flag had been taken down and the communist banner was flying again.
The fighting was fierce. Vanguard soldiers completely outnumbered their opponents; once their allies in the Pan-Slavya Coalition and Chthonic Syndicate were added into the mix, they had an even greater advantage. The Eruseans and their allies in Adeptus Minor fought well, but Sovereign Regime soldiers were inside of the base for most of the fight.
A few soldiers of the Ordo Imperialis briefly joined the fight, probably in an effort to defend Adeptus Minor. But both attacking Sovereign Regime and defending Erusean soldiers opened fire upon them and they soon left the field.
Vorhut Fuhrer Christoph Naumova, though banned from the sim his forces were attacking, kept a close watch on the timetable of the attack through his surrogates and continually encouraging them through communications to keep pressing their advantage and to continue the fight until their hour mandate was up.
During the final 20 minutes of the assault, Vanguard soldier Plaz Etzel brought a fearsome combat tank onto the battlefield.
Though combat in Second Life does not lend itself well to ground vehicles, the tank had a very impressive showing, suppressing the enemy through its powerful shells, providing visual cover for invading infantry and of course continually using its imposing presence to draw fire away from the real threat – the numerous invading forces.
Erusean forces never quit fighting, however, and scored some kills of their own. Ultimately though if nothing else they were outgunned and outnumbered, though they did not bow out of the fight.
But one of the defenders – cemkino Zamani – eventually grew sick of fighting under the banner of the Eruseans. While he did not join up with the attackers, he turned his fire on the Eruseans and started shooting them the moment they tried to leave their homepoints.
This last minute switch made Fuhrer Naumova burst out into laughter.
Christoph Naumova: Cemkino turned on the tinies for VG.
Christoph Naumova: And he’s killing them in their spawn.
Christoph Naumova: LOL
Christoph Naumova: When people in their army are defecting to VG, that’s kind of a win on our part.
But cemkino said that he had fought alongside Adeptus Minor to defend the tinies against the biggies, and he had some choice words for communist leader Grey Nolder.
Caine Constantine: Any reason you switched sides during the battle, cemkino?
cemkino Zamani: i was with Adeptus Minor for help the tinies and burn the biggies.
Caine Constantine: So you did not want to defend Grey Nolder’s forces?
cemkino Zamani: grey is a faggot.
Caine Constantine: Can I get a picture of you, cemkino?
cemkino Zamani: do it
cemkino Zamani: i is a superstar
As the hour of combat closed, as quickly as they had come into the region, Fuhrer Naumova motioned all of the forces of the Sovereign Regime to leave Seduction and Sin. By now the few Adeptus Minor who had been on defense had left the area, and the Eruseans began to claim their own sort of victory, explaining that though the Sovereign Regime was fighting well, the ability of the defenders to hold off against a much larger force constituted victory.
As in most combat in Second Life, victory is in the eye of the beholder.
Sovereign Regime forces were quite proud of the success they had in breaching the Erusean defenses.
Christoph Naumova: Caine, you know they’re going to say they won, but they were pinned in their spawn and had VG in their base for a whole hour.
Christoph Naumova: Fact of the matter is, we were never pushed out – at all.
Christoph Naumova: During the entire fight, there were VG and SR in their base. They failed so bad.
In addition to Vanguard, their allies in the Chthonic Syndicate were also pleased with the progress of the attack.
Arvid Sittingbull: It wasn’t our first major attack, but it was good to see how far our army is at this time. We did good.
Sovereign Regime leader Christoph Naumova showed pride in his allies as well.
Christoph Naumova: They did fine – they kept up the entire time and did not stop attacking. That’s all I can ask.
The Eruseans were also convinced of their military achievements.
Grey Nolder: Certainly we were overwhelmed and outnumbered. But we held our ground remarkably well. I’m proud of everyone.
Nevertheless, soon enough what had been up to this point a mostly honest and fair fight fought by two groups who had seemingly been fighting without and real animosity, turned into the end of one military. Adeptus Minor, whose showing in terms of involvement in the fight had been light already, soon disbanded a short time after the battle.
Leader of the late Adeptus Minor, CaptCuddles Boa.
The causes of this collapse are divisive, but Grey Nolder, and CaptCuddles Boa, leader of Adeptus Minor, all have their own ideas of who to blame. Christoph Naumova on the other hand readily claims credit for destroying the group in the battle – something that neither of the leaders of the defending forces attributed to him.
In the next article on the controversy, the real aftermath of the battle and the causes that led to the disbanding of Adeptus Minor will be revealed.
AN Member
Oct 6th, 2008
cowardly ordo, not assisting. Shame on you
Jason Backer
Oct 6th, 2008
Cowardly poster, not leaving your name but making you opinion to appear to be that of the AN – Which it isn’t.
Anyway sounds like a good battle. I’ve known a couple of the Eurasian forces for a long while, they’re both good guys and I wish them well. And I also respect the Adeptus Minor as when they come to attack it’s always a good fun fair fight.
Only wish I was there.
John
Oct 6th, 2008
My goodness, who cares?
Former Fighter
Oct 6th, 2008
It is noble that Grey would hep the tinies in their time of need, but when your army is mainly defending your allies’ base, there is a problem with that allies’ army.
The tinies in question, Adeptus Minor, have switch postions on who their allies have been since they became a army. Although mainly atacking the Merczteers, their allies have been few and far between. Adeptus Minor were mainly allies with VG for a good while and made attacks on Merczteers and Ordo from time to time. After a little bit, Grey’s army was allowed to be allies with them and it has been that way until now.
Adeptus Minor, in my opinion, was a failed attempt at being a serious military. The tinies have a very unfair size different in which everyone else in the military community is between 5,6, and 7 feet tall where the tinies only come in at 2 feet high at most. That and captcuddle’s unlimited round grenade launcher along with tiny bullets in each of their weapons and also tiny aircraft for their air made every fight against them a pain in the ass. Anytime the tinies got in any base was because no one would ever see them get in because of their smallness. If they did get spotted on base, it usually took about 3 to 5 soldiers just to take down one of them. It was not that they had any speical skill, it was just that their size and very small hitbox were so hard to hit using normal bullets on them.
In this battle, We can see that Adeptus Minor has very little care about themselves as a military in which only having two of their members even defending their own base. Allowing Grey’s army to basicly do most of the heavy fighting. Adeptus Minor saw the attack coming, they let VG and their allies come in to attack them for an hour and having only two Adeptus Minor members to defend against a way larger force was just a dumb plan from the get go.
I love how the Ordo are the only people who have been attacked by the tinies YET still want captcuddles to ally with them. Another case in point that Ordo really doesn’t give a good god damn about the IS and will alway do whatever they want regardless of if it breaks IS rules or even their own rules. Ordo hardly even likes to give a helping hand to Mercz or MC forces, yet on this base with someone that is not even their ally, Ordo defends them more so then they have merczs in the last few months.
If one good thing came out of this battle, it was captcuddles waking up to the real Sl military scene and seeing that his ideas and group setup ultimately failed in the end. Without a good amount of soldiers, a lacking in group standards, and a lacking in being able of defend their base well, it was a good choise for captcuddles to disban the group after the battle.
The whole military scene in SL, by and large, is working on failed logic to get by. When faced with a base that has foes all inside it and look to be staying for a while, along with soldiers getting camped in their spawns, it would be a good time to say I give up and call it a day. Sadly, the SL military commuinty’s egos are so big that they all think that no one can ever win over them and make a “winning statement” after almost every one of their battles. No one ever wins in SL combat unless one side agrees to give up. This is one of the main reasons why I gave up fighting in the SL military communtiy.
I look forward to reading what happens in the next story about this and what happened after the disbanning of the Adeptus Minor.
Zrazor Rozenstrauch
Oct 6th, 2008
Excellent coverage of an excellent battle, Caine.
Personally, the most entertaining things I can remember from this attack were hearing Grey Nolder shouting profanity and racial slurs over voice, and seeing just how completely useless Ordo was during the whole thing.
Anonymous
Oct 6th, 2008
wow
this was a waste of bandwidth.
ALSO MODISHFAGS LOL.
Mokymok Beck
Oct 6th, 2008
That was a great battle, though it was laggy. We all had a lot of fun in the VG in the pub after the battle.
Good article, Caine.
______________
Mokymok Beck
Vorhut Aufseher
Tod den feinder der Vorhut.
Death to the enemies of the Vanguard.
Anonymous
Oct 7th, 2008
I love how the Ordo are the only people who have been attacked by the tinies YET still want captcuddles to ally with them. Another case in point that Ordo really doesn’t give a good god damn about the IS and will alway do whatever they want regardless of if it breaks IS rules or even their own rules. Ordo hardly even likes to give a helping hand to Mercz or MC forces, yet on this base with someone that is not even their ally, Ordo defends them more so then they have merczs in the last few months.
Question: How many times have mercz or any other ally defended the ordo sim?
Anwser: Never
Question: Why should mercz need ordo assistance?
Anwser: They don’t , they even have more members than the ordo.
Debi Dastardly
Oct 7th, 2008
@ Former fighter:
Ordo is a great ally to the Merczateers and always come when we need help. I don’t know where you have received your information but it is very blighted. I personally see Ordo here at Salamis everyday either to visit or help defend. And as far as them breaking they’re own rules read them some time check what they do, and then I say to you as you were.
Starshiy Serdzhant Dastardly Proud Member of the Merczateers.
Nadav Vaher
Oct 8th, 2008
Eh… You left out quite a bit of what you talked to us about. Especially the portion where Christoph admitted to the knowledge that how he put it, wasn’t actually how it happened. This battle was extremely one sided, i will admit. 4 of our men vs 20 of the Vanguard and her allies. How this makes news, I’m not exactly sure.
With the taking of the flag.. Happened three (3) times. The flag was held for 4 seconds before we were able to take it back with little to no problems.
“Christoph Naumova: Fact of the matter is, we were never pushed out – at all.” – Another one of Christoph’s magnificent lies which helps shape his colourful personality. In all actuality, his men were pushed back, Even through the deserters Sixteen (16) Grenade “Spammy” H.U.Ds attached to his body. We pushed his troops back into the deserts in which they crawled across.
It was a good battle, I wont deny this. However, I think its time for people to report the full story, with all sides, Rather than give what they think will get more hits on the site. It would really further the reputation of the Second Life Herald, Making it probably one of the first un-bias SL military news sites on the grid.
Other than that, Another good artical Caine. Look forward to seeing more from you.
ERUSEAN(note the spelling) Commissar Of War; Nadav Vaher.
Anonymous
Oct 8th, 2008
Question: Why should mercz need ordo assistance?
Anwser: They don’t , they even have more members than the ordo.
Correct, they don’t, but you still see Ordo in Salamis/Badnarik when CSL are attacking.
Lol Wut
Oct 8th, 2008
Serious Second Life military only!!! DO NOT RUIN MY SECOND LIFE IMMERSION >:(
Former Fighter
Oct 8th, 2008
O please, don’t give me those lies about how “Ordo is a great ally”. Ordo put spies in merczs to see if they were doing anything “wrong” as they put it. The only time ever when merczs gets ordo help is when the merczs base is getting overrun and are down on troops and even then Ordo does a bad job at helping. Also to your comment about them being at the merczs base all the time: That is because no one ever really attacks Ordo and Ordo get bored and ends up hang around the merczs base mainly to talk, stand around, and be rude to mostly everyone.
@ Anonymous
I can think of many times merczs have offered ordo their help and ordo has said no even though they actually needed it. Ordo have basicly kicked out most of the merczs from their sim and they hate to see merczs walking around there and being helpful.
Merczs ALWAY need help. Their grunts are total idiots that do not understand how to take orders nor how to fight most any foes and on any given day, merczs are usually attacked anywhere between 1-6 times in a day rangeing from small assaults to big ones. The S-enlisted of merczs ends up doing most of the work as they have to yell at dumb ass grunts to move their asses back to the front after they get killed as they themselves are running back to the front. Aside from the S-enlisted, the whole lot of the generals and polks hardly give any real help other then poon and one other in the general ranks.
Harlequin Salome
Oct 8th, 2008
Looking over the names of the groups attacking, I have only one, very very serious question.
Do you guys use random word generators to make your army names at this point? Seriously.
-Harlequin Salome, happily enjoying -not- being in this stuff anymore
Lawl
Oct 8th, 2008
Former Fighter…. Or should I say…. Takkun?
Giggles
Oct 8th, 2008
“Correct, they don’t, but you still see Ordo in Salamis/Badnarik when CSL are attacking.”
Mercz need help when CSL attacks?
Best lawl ever.
Void Lorefield
Oct 8th, 2008
I must admit, I -LOVE- Vanguard, S.R, and Christoph, and this article is a prime example of why I feel so strongly about them.
When attacking a base manned with two people, Vanguard (Woo, Big men, they can gruntflood using really spammy guns with bullets set to full velocity at the point of becoming phantom!), are able to attack with up to Fourty members, plus their amazing S.R allies, and win! They can then claim that they’re really good at combat, because they, a force of fourty, plus additional lulcows, are able to beat a force of two!
SFSR managed to turn it around this time, and still Christoph bullshits. I laugh at his bullshit, and I laugh at his tactics.
If Vanguard want to have a good battle, perhaps they should attack a group of people their size, who use the same, cheating, weaponry, and perhaps, they’ll be beaten, as it really doesn’t take all that effort to arm a group of noobs with easy to use weaponry.
Vanguard: ‘No “For Dummies” Book required.’
Vegna Fouroux
Oct 8th, 2008
@former fighter
yeah man OPERATION CRUCIFY THIS, WHAT A FUCK UP THAT WAS, US MERCZ TOTALLY GOT OUT ASS KICKED, JESUS IT WAS PAINFUL, OH WAIT…
Poon is the only general thus proving you’re working off out of date info.
Maybe 3 Ordo pop round our base a week? Not loads.
1-16? I fucking wish mate..Badnarik gets lonely.
Salone Runo
Oct 8th, 2008
No shit Ordo are bored in their base, They ban any real threats.
Mainly though because if anyone actually had a “real” attack on Titan, Their guns would probably crash their own sim.
I still don’t understand the reasons for joining groups like Ordo when they openly use shit against STABLE and enjoy hiding in their base.
Looking for a fair and fun experience you go over to Supox, As I’ve always said.. We don’t need to cheat to be good.
2IC, VG.
Metallicoe
Oct 8th, 2008
Great article Caine!
I was attacking with the almight force (xD) of CS, and it was very laggy! We did really well though and i am really happy with how the battle went. I congratulate all of SR and the tinies for not giving up when the end is nigh!
Well done to all involved.
-Metallicoe Dezno (Former metallicoe gears)
-Snr. Enlisted, Chthodiate Syndicate (Area 31)
General Drama
Oct 9th, 2008
Ah, a military article where the comments are not yet spammed up by Nanao, Bruno, Ethan, Eye, or other dramaspam….
Really Caine, VG must really be hurting for action if they consider attacking a force of two a significant battle to be victorious over. Thats Christoph and his noobs for ya tho. Makes me miss the TFM battles… at least they had nearer ten or a dozen defending. Hail Brittania!
The perfect military dramafag article: Mercz vs AN, with side attacks by Ordo, Sparta, 39th and smattering of minor military guys, lagging the utter crap out of a sim or sims, battle raging between both main groups bases over a day or so, Artemis Fate doing a strip tease in the Hub, with scene cutaways to Dorien, where Nanao now has the space and privacy to explore all the crevices of his daughter with his various cocks and tails and whatever…. all ending up in a big ventrilo dramafest of Ethan and Bruno insulting each other, until Bruno realizes he is secretly in love with Ethan, dumps his she-man e-wife, and proposes to Ethan…
LAWL
Oct 9th, 2008
VG whining about people breaking STABLE is the fucking pinnacle of hypocrisy. Dont you guys get that NOBODY except the noob armies in “SR” that Christoph has managed to convince he’s god takes you seriously?
Former Fighter
Oct 9th, 2008
@Lawl
omg are you serious!? haha
@Vegna Fouroux
Well, I have not been playing SL for a good while now so thank you for telling me.
Yeah I know that Ordo doesn’t like coming around there alot and yes I know badnairk can go silence for hours without anyone or any attackers coming in
former ordo
Oct 9th, 2008
Former Fighter = Takkun, almost guaranteedly.
Ordo helps mercz almost daily and there’s alost always 1-3 merczateers hanging out in Titan and Ordos (believe it or not) like having Mercz around. Only exception being Takkun. (Running around Titan in prim copied Ordo praetorian uniform has something to do with it)
Ordo holds no real power in IS, Lurdan and Anthony does basically all the decisions for IS…they unanimously deside on new members and all that without letting other IS groups even know if they have accepted new group in IS or something like that.
and to VGs complaining about Ordo breaking stable…Einstein much?
Zrazor Rozenstrauch
Oct 9th, 2008
“They can then claim that they’re really good at combat, because they, a force of fourty, plus additional lulcows, are able to beat a force of two!”
-Void Lorefield, who was not there
“The number of invaders ranged at times from 10 to 20″
-Caine Constantine, who was there
“There were in fact two Adeptus Minor tinies defending the base.”
-Caine Constantine, in regards to the number of Adeptus on-base
“But the bulk of defending the base was being done by the forces of the Erusean Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, under Grey Nolder.”
-Caine Constantine, in regards to who did the majority of the defending
“A few soldiers of the Ordo Imperialis briefly joined the fight, probably in an effort to defend Adeptus Minor. But both attacking Sovereign Regime and defending Erusean soldiers opened fire upon them and they soon left the field.”
-Caine Constantine, in regards to Ordo being a bunch of fake-ass niggaz
“Void Lorefield, lern2read you fucking ning-nong.”
-Zrazor Rozenstrauch, speaking the righteous-ass truth
Bruno Ziskey
Oct 9th, 2008
“dumps his she-man e-wife” I take it you’ve never talked to Ivy over the phone. I have. She’s not a he. Do try to get your facts straight before accusing.
Former Fighter
Oct 9th, 2008
I do agree with the statement about VG being hypocrisy about stable. When I was a merczs, they alway used those damn Einstein missles on the AD and even on the ground forces. But my favorite time was when they still used those grenade huds that allowed them to spam nades.
@ former ordo
Takkun used to be the serious business guy in merczs when I was in. Takkun was the one that made me think and say to myself that the whole SL military scene was just Shenanigans. He took it so serious that he muted me for shit I did not even do and for something that happened in a video game. He acted like it happened in real life and was so stocked by it that he told me I was sick and muted me. All I can say to him now is GG on not actually going into what happened and finding the truth for himself.
@ General Drama
I agree with you there. Thank god Ethan nor Bruno have commented yet, but most likely bruno will pop in here and say shit that he has no business nor any knowledge of.
Void Lorefield
Oct 9th, 2008
Zrazor – If you had indeed read my whole post, you would have realized that I had infact read the article, and was reffering to several other cases involving so-called ‘Vanguard Fair Victories’.
GG.
-Lorefield
Salone Runo
Oct 9th, 2008
Uh.. Pretty much all I need to say.
Some of you probably have alts in VG, And you can see none of our shit is unfair.
Don’t try to come up with some fake shit. You’ll see during a battle if we are being hub killed. There is no fucking way that we will turn around and hub kill them back.
Ordo on the other hand likes doing that.
Plaz Etzel
Oct 9th, 2008
@Former Ordo: Einsteins eh? STABLE is against seeking rounds. Einsteins are not rounds. Seocndly, fighters are allowed to have them according to the creators of STABLE. GG dumb shit.
@Void: You suck @ life, go away.
Vegna Fouroux
Oct 9th, 2008
@Former Ordo
I have no time for ordo either “Hey we harbour grudges and KOS allies and then ban them because our elite legion would get confused about allies on the KOS list BUT HAIL ARYTE HE IS SO AWESOME BECAUSE HE TALKS A LOT OF STUFF OUT OF WARHAMMER 40K YEA!.” Ordo are just V.G under the guise of being legitimate.
Great article Caine, not that I ever think Vanguard will be anything but a joke with nice looking stuff.
LAWL
Oct 9th, 2008
VG claiming they dont hub kill….. seriously?
Also, Zrazor… you’re white. Get over yourself.
Ethan Schuman
Oct 9th, 2008
I’m honestly pretty surprised no one has pegged him yet, so I’ll give you all a clue to the identity of “Former Fighter”…
Shut up, Eye.
Also, the creator of STABLE is a bald, sandwich wielding terrorist that flies an attachment Uriel in the Merczateers now. Just a little pointer there.
One more thing. As unfortunate as Adeptus Minor disbanding was, it’s awesome having CaptCuddles in the Ordo now, especially when he makes awesome stuff. Of course, I am talking to the group paying a MERCZATEER L$200,000 to build their base for them, so I guess you all wouldn’t know much about what it’s like to actually have talented people believe in a cause and have that be motivation enough for content creation.
Maks Vendetta
Oct 10th, 2008
Why does everyone think Aryte is obsessed with Warhammer?
Anonymous
Oct 10th, 2008
Anyone notice that the only people who give a shit about being in a SL military anymore are furfaggots?
“BAAWWW IF WE MAKE A MILITARY PEOPLE WILL NOT FUCK WITH US!”
your guns are no match for spengbab.
Zrazor Rozenstrauch
Oct 10th, 2008
“Also, Zrazor… you’re white. Get over yourself.”
How do you know I’m not black? That’s kind of presumptuous of you.
“If you had indeed read my whole post, you would have realized that I had infact read the article, and was reffering to several other cases involving so-called ‘Vanguard Fair Victories’.”
Please cite specific instances. Dates, times, locations, etc.
“Of course, I am talking to the group paying a MERCZATEER L$200,000 to build their base for them”
From what I understand, Uildiar is building our telehub pro-bono for shits and giggles.
Seriously, Ethan, I don’t know where the fuck you come up with this stuff.
“I guess you all wouldn’t know much about what it’s like to actually have talented people believe in a cause and have that be motivation enough for content creation.”
I think it’s cute that you consider your Second Life pretend military to be a “cause.” Normally, I reserve the term “cause” for the description of such things as real-world political of social activism, and as such, I don’t consider the advancement of the Murkz-cateerz to be a “cause.”
Mokymok Beck
Oct 10th, 2008
“When I was a merczs, they alway used those damn Einstein missles on the AD and even on the ground forces.”
-Former Fighter
Einstein missiles only work on planes.
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Now this is getting interesting. How an article about an attack that happened about a week ago, can cause such drama and lolcowery from the other militaries.
@Void
How does it feel to lose your land ?
Former Fighter
Oct 10th, 2008
haha you got to remember Zrazor,
SL to Ethan is like Real life to normal people. SL is basicly his life now and refers to things as if they were of real important.
It is sad to see that no one can ever have a logical, interesting talk on SLH mainly because of Ethan, bruno, and former SL military soldiers that have now become /b/tards and or 4chaners, using terms like “furfags” and “military fags” to talk about people from SL. Most times these people alway bring up shit that really doesn’t count as actual information and or bring up more drama then is needed.
I guess it is hard for people who have played SL for so long to think logicaly and see that SL is only a game to not be taking very seriously. I guess people can not remember when SL first started and all there was was night cubs, dance halls, and big open spaces where most people just talked to others. I also guess that this was before SL became the butt of the luck of the internet as well.
Zrazor Rozenstrauch
Oct 10th, 2008
Ordo people seem to think that by posting under names like “LAWL” or “Anonymous,” people won’t realize that they’re trying to cover for being perpetually butthurt wannabe-/b/tards.
Vegna Fouroux
Oct 10th, 2008
THIS MIGHT BE A CLUE MAKS
a) he tries to speak the same crappy latin from Warhammer 40k making Orbilius cringe.
b) this: http://www.ordoimperialis.com/ordo/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=12&thread_id=402
Former Fighter isn’t Eye, probably just that “Former AN” guy.
Former Fighter
Oct 10th, 2008
@ Vegna
I never actually joined with AN, but I did like to talk with jim and nanao once in a while. AN was the first foes I remember fighting next to killing grifers with grifing huds on. AN to me was alway a good fight and when the IS banned AN from combat with them, I alway felt that it was a bad choice. With fighting AN, I alway felt that I was actually getting something done and killing just one of them felt like I had done some good to the army I was in at the time.
Zrazor Rozenstrauch
Oct 10th, 2008
“SL to Ethan is like Real life to normal people. SL is basicly his life now and refers to things as if they were of real important.”
Seriousness is a funny thing in this community. On one hand, none of this would be here if people weren’t serious enough to pour money and effort into it, but at the same time, nobody wants to seem serious about it because people who are serious on the internet are dubbed “lulzcows” and ridiculed.
Even lulz-happy nonsense like griefing or posting on the Herald under the name “LAWL,” which is done under the pretense of being un-serious, is really just a way to further this whole war of egos going on, which is fueled by seriousness.
As a rule of thumb, I automatically consider anyone who posts on the SL Herald to be SRS BSNS.
Debi Dastardly
Oct 11th, 2008
@ Former Fighter:
Yup that’s who you are I remember someone yelling at me all the time when I was a Mlad. This was the least you did to me, I wont mention the rest. All I will say now is, you took it more seriously than most people did. Really get a life your still young you don’t have to stay a creep, you can change.
I know a lot of this makes no sense to some of you but it will to this individual.
Former Fighter
Oct 11th, 2008
@ Debi
Yes, at the time I was in Merczs, I lost who I was and took it too far. I am sorry to you for what I may had done to you (mainly yelling)aside from other things. Also creep is a strong word to use in context that you are. Again, let’s remember that all this happened in a video game; nothing more and nothing less then a video game.
Ethan Schuman
Oct 12th, 2008
Eye, you used your rank in a “video game” to ORDER A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, and now you ‘re trying to defend yourself with “may had done to you(mainly yelling)” and telling her that creep is too strong of a word to use? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yes, this is a video game, but the people behind the cartoons are real human beings, and what you did to Debi was messed up, real life or not. Couple that with the fact that you seem incapable of acknowledging that what you did was wrong, and apologizing for it, and it reveals part of a disturbed personality. You make the claim that “nobody really knows you” a lot, but when you act like this, can you blame people for treating you like a leper?
Sure, I take a lot of stuff in SL seriously. I believe that anything worth doing is worth doing well. It’s a little something called integrity. But then again, I guess an e-rapist wouldn’t know much about that. Then again, I see you talking about “the good old days” and military politics, even though you weren’t around for much of either of that, so it’s not like not knowing about something prevents you from talking about it. We’ve seen your Youtube videos, chasing your mother around with a rubber bug while talking about your cosplay. Wow, Debi’s use of creep was actually quite fitting as I think about it.
See, this “Y SO SRS?” line is not new to you, Eye. It’s something we see from other people who have failed so incredibly hard at something, that instead of putting effort to try to improve themselves, they try to discount the thing they once cared about and the people who still enjoy it. That’d be just fine and dandy, except it’s such an easy line to see through. Look at Dark Sleeper. He’ll claim until the cows come home that he doesn’t care about SL anymore, but just call him a chicken shit and insult his combat capabilities, and he comes right to life. If you really don’t care about a “video game”, Eye, why are you posting in this section and trying to defend the actions you took in said video game?
The point to be made here, Eye, is that you’re not only a creep, but a hypocrite too. Nobody cares about you, your personality, your opinions regarding a game you supposedly don’t take seriously, or your little Youtube videos. You need to apologize to Debi for what you did, PROPERLY, bow your head, and get the hell out of dodge.
Former Fighter
Oct 12th, 2008
Again Ethan, you have your information wrong. That is not at all what happened. Me and Debi would hang out and flirt with eachother and debi though I was “trying something on her”, so she reported me for really no reason. So, no I was not forcing her in any way to “have sex with me”. All it was was flirting. Thanks to her reporting me for “THINKING” I was being forceful in anyway, I got removed as a recuiter and that was all I got. I choose to leave after 3 days of that happening after I was trying to talk with takken and at which time called me sick and muted me.
Also, calling me a hypocrite, HAHAH o that is a laugh ethan. Do I and many others have to remind YOU that YOU are a hypocrite as well. Do we have to bring up the whole AN thing with you?
O I love how you just love to jump on my former SL life and say I did not do this and that, when yet I was there for many times and I do have a 10 times better opinion about others in SL when you ever will. All you are ethan is fulled with hate and just comment on the SLH like your word means a good god damn as it is. Face facts ethan, you are just like all the other SL military leaders. You don’t listen, you do not want to understand others, you only help those that can help you by making weapons or scripts, and you have no life other then SL. I got free of SL and I am loving every minture of it. I got tons of friends who support me and what I do and I am no longer wasteing my time on a video game that has nothing really going for it.
I did not want to have to be this way with you again Ethan. Don’t you remember the long PM I leave you before I logged for the last time? I leave you on the note that you would not see me in SL anymore and that it would have been nice if we did not fight eachother like we are right now and that we should let by gones be by gones.
Ethan Schuman
Oct 12th, 2008
I have my information wrong. Right. Do you honestly think for a SECOND that Debi and I didn’t chat about this? I’ve got news for you, pal (and don’t think that that word makes me another one of your supposed many Ordo friends). Debi’s word is worth far more than yours. Are you going to try to say she has her facts wrong? Speaking of facts being wrong, the only reason you weren’t ejected right on the spot from the groups is because there was no one available at the time to do so. Takkun’s right, you are sick.
Calling me a hypocrite? Powerful words. Do you even know what it means? You are hypocrite because you CLAIM SL means nothing to you and that everyone else is “2 SRS”, yet here you are, trying to defend yourself against an allegation of something that “happened in just a video game”. Tell me, Mr. Eye Korobase, who came to the community long after I had my time with the AN… what exactly DO you know about that? That’s right, absolutely nothing. Try to make an argument here, I dare you.
I’m just like all the other SL military leaders, eh? Well when you compare me to Lurdan, Aryte, Anthony, Raideur, and even Jim, I’ll take that as a complement. Yeah, I guess you could say I’m filled with hate. But that hate is reserved for the special breed of idiots that deserve it… idiots like you. Now I could talk about my life outside SL, but unlike you Eye, I’m not trying to convince anyone of anything. I’m quite happy with my RL (which I guarantee I don’t spend chasing my mother around with a rubber spider trying to realize some sick, fucked up Freudian fantasy gone horribly awry). And I’m sure those RL friends support and care about you just as much as the ones you supposedly have in Ordo (but actually don’t) do.
Since it appears you didn’t read my brief response to that pathetic little whine you left me, I’ll repeat it here, as it is such a suiting way to close this post:
Shut up, Eye.
Lawl
Oct 12th, 2008
Shut up Eye.
Former Fighter
Oct 12th, 2008
Just to point a little fun fact out to people is that: Ethan is never actually around the merczs base as all times and only getting one side of the story everytime. Why didn’t you come to me and ask me what happened ethan? instand of just taking a side and defending it even if it is right or wrong. Also to note to some that do not know is that this happened many months ago and was sloved already. Bringing up old drama shit that happened is just another way ethan trys to put his foot in the door of almost everyone in the SL military communtiy. Like I said before, His whole life is basicly based around SL, because he has nothing better to do in his meanlss, pointless life other then playing SL. When do you hear ethan ever talking about anything outside of SL? Maybe the usually “brb restroom” or “I had a good/bad day at so and so” but that is all you hear from him.
O Ethan, why do you keep trying to reinforce the idea that I got kicked from Merczs? After I was removed as a recuiter, everything was just normal with me and others. I was not talked to farer about what happened, they just took action and that was it. 3 days and was still in, not kicked. I took it onto myself to leave of my own free will and I did so without saying anything to anyone. I just Tped off base and lefted all the merczs groups and that was that.
Anyways, Ethan, your comments to me and about me mean NOTHING. Your not hurting me in anyway and most times, you make me laugh with your retarded ideas about me and your lack of info getting. All your comments are to me are words on a website, nothing more and nothing less. Also you prove to me once again that you do not even talk about your RL other then giving us a very basic overview with just your “my RL is going good” statement.
Steve319 cao
Oct 13th, 2008
Ya know one of the great things about being retired from the sl combat scene is you can sit back and look at all groups objectively, truth is any group that has become as powerful as the so called big 4 by this I mean AN/Mercz Ordo ect is inherently corrupt this may not be the leadership as such but the shire number of grunts inevitably people not governed properly will grief and will break the rules.
Thankfully the combat blockade on PSC forced it to die a slow painful death and hopefully sent that 15 year old little twit dark sleeper into exile for good god how I wish Vanguard would go the same way.
Now before I start rambling let me get to my my point Eye if your really free of SL then stop commenting and responding to Ethan your not free of it infact It wouldnt suprise me if you jump on the next fad group to come along.
don’t worry im sure theyll be another moron with a Hitler complex soon .
Steve319 Cao Former Fleet Admiral SLSN, Ret