Zito Corleone Dead Again
by Alphaville Herald on 25/10/08 at 6:45 pm
Corleone mafia leader could miss SL Herald’s 5th anniversary celebration
by Pixeleen Mistral, Criminal Affairs desk
Nicholas mafia makes quick work of Corleone mafia boss burial
A runner for the Nicholas mafia swung past the Herald offices recently to drop off a picture of what appears to be a tombstone for rival mafia boss Zito Corleone. Mr. Corleone has recently suffered a series of Second Life bans and there are serious concerns that despite a miraculous resurrection Zito has been banned again by the Linden Governance Team — and this time the ban may be permanent.
Or could Zito rise up from the dead once again? Although the Herald staff admires the careful work that went Corleone’s memorial, it might have been better to bury him a bit deeper – and remove the axe from his back – just in case.
Will Zito attend the Herald’s 5 year anniversary celebration Sunday October 25th at 2 pm SL time in Shivar sim? The virtual world will have to wait until tomorrow for the answer to this vital question. In related news, the Herald staff invites all our readers to join the Herald editorial board in celebrating 5 years of fairly unbalanced news. Capisce?
Jahar Aabye
Oct 25th, 2008
/me strongly suspects that Zito Corleone is Pixeleen Mistral’s alt.
Witness X
Oct 25th, 2008
When the Herald desperately resorts to posting petty and irrelevant bullshit like this as their headline news, it just goes to show there is a depressing lack of anything substantial happening in Lindenland.
If I were Peter Ludlow, I would re-name this cute little tabloid The Metaverse Herald and start reporting on other worlds, because there is nothing happening in this one.
mootykips
Oct 26th, 2008
John Freemanio put the laser gun on his motorcycle and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the motorcycle. He went through high-traffic sims and went fast like litning to back to Little Ravenholm and back to the bad place where Gordon Freemanio was. John Freemanio went off e-road and ran into a red wall and flipped over but kept going too.
John Freemanio went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Little Ravenholm but saw more zombie mafiafags. John Freemanio said to them “Zombie Italians i have killed your business associates at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the pizza places and you will be friends of John Freemanio.” The zombie mafiafags said that “no we will kill you” and walked fast to John Freemanios motorcycle but not too fast because their suits were very constricting. John Freemanio waited until they were in front of his motorcycle and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was.
“you will be one of us!” yelled the dead zombie italians. John Freemanio laughed and shot a Thompson at them.
welsh
Oct 26th, 2008
please stop printing this boring mafia crap
Ruprecht
Oct 26th, 2008
This might be entertaining to 15 year olds who recently got their hands on the Godfather and Scarface DVDs for the first time.
Yawn.
Jumpman Lane
Oct 26th, 2008
Er Zit Corleoney is dead and stuff! Um ok! Interestin crap does happen in SL but havin to hustle it out weekly is a drag I’m sure! So give meh doll bebe Pix some slack!
Though I neva completely unnastood reporting role playing as if it were real. (all stories i’d write on rpers would be like :”these turdbuckets tardin around actin like they’re”) . But i always unnastan that people play sl diff
aksale
Oct 27th, 2008
>warhammer gold<
ETQWarhammerer
Oct 27th, 2008
ZWINKY, WHEN YOU JUST CANT GET ENOUGH BARBEE
THERE, FOR THOSE THAT FAIL HERE!
TWINITY, WHEN STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK & A HARD LUCK SL
IMVU, PIX LUVS THIS ONE! BIG POUTY EYES & SHIT
Debi Dastardly
Oct 28th, 2008
OMG yawn city again with this stupid mafia stuff
Haily Dixon
Oct 28th, 2008
After more than a month of ridiculous rumors let me set the record straight: Ringolevio Bode DID NOT HIT ME..DID NOT PUSH ME THROUGH A WINDOW…DID NOT PHYSICALLY ABUSE ME. My RL is not up for debate or discussion in SL. Period. RL allegations of abuse are hurtful, untrue and are damaging to all parties concerned. I respectfully ask that people end the rumors, end the attacks, end character assassination and allow me and those involved to sort out these adult issues in RL.
THATS WHERE THE VENDETTA SIM WENT!
NICHOLAS FAMIGLIA LULZY BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
now THAT is fuckin funny
Oct 28th, 2008
THANK YOU FUCKIN HAILY DIXON ONLY SMART THING YOU KNOW…THAT RIGHT THERE SOLVES IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…THE NICHOLAS “MAFIA” HAS FALLEN AND BECAME A GROUP OF ILLEGAL IMMAGRANTS, NEXT SUBJECT.
DubaRanX Parx
Apr 16th, 2011
His new alt is Filter72 Cobb
since being wiped form SL twice…….. once as Zito Corleone
then as Zito Carpachio
and now he is back as filter72.cobb
Speading rumor and propogandar everywhere he goes. like a bad smelll. I am gonna Flush him out and Hang him from a Prim!! ROFL
SEE YOU IN HELL ZITOOOOOO