PN Occupies Justice League Unlimited Base
by Alphaville Herald on 01/01/09 at 5:02 pm
Justice Hall set afire, defaced — 9 JLU superheros defeated by 3 PN griefers
by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk
In the wee hours of New Years Day 2009, the Justice League Unlimited’s base was overrun by 3 members of the PN griefers, who defeated 9 JLU members to take control of the Hall of Justice on Justice Island sim for several hours, setting fire to buildings and defacing the JLU’s stronghold.
The news of the shocking default for the JLU anti-griefer vigilante group on their home sim at the hands of the notorious PN came to the Herald by way of filmmaker TheGreatGigantor – a known sympathizer – who said “ 3 lone PN members stone walled the justice league sim for nearly 5 hours and fought off the justice league members for 3 hours with only happy cat machine guns – we beat them down like dogs”.
Despite the obvious bias in Mr. Gigantor’s account, it is clear based on the pictures provided that somehow JLU’s locked-down sim defenses were thwarted. The question is how.
During the attack ccording to TheGreatGigantor, “Chiengmon Chieng of the Board of directors for Chairman Cheng used his magical Nigra powers to hax the land for the Nigras use”.
This suggests either some sort of hacked SL client – or possibly one of the oldest tricks in the metaverse – group infiltration followed by humiliation. Could it be that disaffected members of the JLU turned against the group’s leadership? There have been persistent rumors of dissatisfaction with Kalel Venkman’s rule – could some departing JLU members opened the door for the PN trouble makers?
TheGreatGigantor’s account continues, “Chiengmon Chieng, Chairman Cheng, and FagLantern Core of the Patriotic Nigras felt the Justice League have been left alone for far to long. Thus they waged an epic Battle between 3 brave Nigras and 9 Justice League SUPAR Haros… It was a hard fought battle (Considering JLU couldnt harm the nigras at all). Happy Cat was fired and many JLU fell dead to the ground”
Unfortunately for the JLU, they face an asymmetric threat from the PN – an amorphous group with no permanent base using throw away suicidal avatars who think nothing of a permaban. This attack is likely to raise the level of PN – JLU violence. As the metaverse looks with hope toward a new year, concerned residents can only hope the fighting can be contained on Justice Island, before it spills over into peace-loving residential region.
We
Jan 1st, 2009
Hahaha God PN are so lame, this is what they brag about?
A minor disruption in a sim with temporary objects in a 5 HOUR “battle” during the HOLIDAY season (you know, when most people are spending time with friends and family), against a group that no one gives a shit about except apparently them.
I don’t know if PN could possibly be more sad and pathetic than that. PN are “srs bsns” indeed.
Professor C
Jan 1st, 2009
For the first time, the PN’s have done something right. The JLU are more a bunch of griefers than anyone else. However the notes of “three members of the PN’s” are true. There are only three left in total. FrizzleFry, Dickburnz and I forget the last. They’ve lost Deadly and N3X15 the only people that could script and work for them. It will be a shame to see them go. Oh well at least they did something good.
The JLU have had more in fighting than any police group in Second Life. Their entire motive is to run from sim to sim and report on anyone they can find for Minor infractions. Most of them are overweight basement dwellers and this is the way to make their lives meaningful.
The JLU and the furries are responsible for the PN’s still being around. At least the furred people don’t run around other people’s sims looking to ban people. They spend too much time trying to do that to each other.
So hats off to the PN’s for getting something right for a change.
Nikola Shirakawa
Jan 1st, 2009
Sorry to burst your bubble, but those photos were not taken on JLU land. I mean, I’ve been out of world for several months now, but the last time I checked, and for the entire history I knew them, their base was the satellite watchtower, and was far more massive than that. The only Hall of Justice they had was a small replica hosted on Artificial Isle by a friend, and, as this is a group that is painstakingly accurate with their recreations, would not write the Hall of Justice on it. Furthermore, their sim is their home, and when I was a member several members had homes there, such as their Wonder Woman having a mini Themyscira. This nameless city would not only take up a lot of parcels, but not feel homely to any of them.
The fact of the matter is, this was not their sim taken. This was PN messing around on PN or public land. I watched the video and there was not one recognizable JLU there. It might have just been bad resolution, but I would argue that many of the new OpenSim grids, including the one I play on offer the ability to choose any name, so It does not seem unlikely to me,t hat a fake video could be staged such as this, all save for the actual fact that this was not the JLU. Of course, the sad thing is, since the PN kiddies like to impersonate them, you won’t be seeing JLU posting rebuttals, and since their land is private, there is a much greater lack of verifiability that this is not their land, but I leave you with one final missing detail.
If this is their land, why is their logo nowhere to be seen anywhere near it?
SirLordChikkinz A.K.A FagLantern Core
Jan 1st, 2009
I sense win here.
SirLordChikkinz
Jan 1st, 2009
Epic Fucking win.
Us
Jan 1st, 2009
*sniffle*
Posted by: We | January 01, 2009 at 06:05 PM
deadlycodec
Jan 1st, 2009
Get over it, Nikola. I’ve been to artificial isles before. It’s legit. So stop bawwwing.
Witless X
Jan 1st, 2009
That’s not Justice Island.
[GENERIC_NEGRO_RANTING.WAV]
Jan 1st, 2009
COMIN 2 U STRAIT FROM DA UNDEEGROUND
PN STRAIT 4 LYFE
ROLL IN DEEP
GATS SET TO KILL
GON SHOOT UP ALL YALL MOTHERFUCKAS
WE GON DO A 419 ON YO SITE
GHETTO REPORTA FROM DA SCENE
also JLU suck pass it on
Lord George A. Zimmer XIIIVXIFIX, High Doll-Fucker for his Majesty God Emperor Tabletop McGamus
Jan 1st, 2009
lol epic win anonymous iz legion. very randum. looks leik the caek was a lie here XD!!!! lmao
PENISBIRD ASCIIS
Jan 1st, 2009
>>lol epic win anonymous iz legion. very randum. looks leik the caek was a lie here XD!!!! lmao
>>hey guys looket me I’m a furfag but if I act condescending about the very thing I want to be a part of then maybe they’ll take me in
The Patriotic Nevas
Jan 1st, 2009
Since the PN gave me many epic wins of LULz by raiding the JLU and punking them back into the stone age, it puts me in epic lulz mood so I offer up this epic win job somebody did on the SLPD. Its funny how he is telling them the Lindens will let them eject people from any sim if they do good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPlsHF6FgCQ&feature=related
And then to return some Lulz to Happy Cat here is one for you: (meow)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mbeSAmUP4
Witness X
Jan 1st, 2009
Have the PN failed so hard that they don’t even remember where the JLU base really is?
Congratulations, you fucktards, you griefed an RP parcel.
We
Jan 1st, 2009
“Not all of us celebrate your silly holidays.”
AKA you have no friends, and your family won’t talk to you. Loud and clear there, George.
The secondary point there being that, not only is PN not spending time with friends and family, due to the aforementioned likeliness they have neither. They’re attacking and bragging about attacking in a time when most anyone likely to defend the sim would be gone for the holidays.
Course, JLU are pretty lame as well, so hey, JLU and PN are made for each other. Gotta have something to do over the Holidays to avoid thinking back on how pathetic your life is, and becoming one of the number of the Holiday suicide statistics. Good to keep busy.
Chairman Cheng
Jan 1st, 2009
This was the work of the PN Chinese branch, spear headed by Relic as division head and public relations, followed by The Great Gigantor and LordSirChikkinz. Together they form the Board of Directors, the ‘Chairmen’. Together they use their chinese datamining skills to find an exploit in the grouping system that allows us force any user into any group we wish. No one is safe.
George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse
Jan 1st, 2009
“lol epic win anonymous iz legion. very randum. looks leik the caek was a lie here XD!!!! lmao”
Awwwww, is someone butthurt about us dropping penises on your lawn? Cry more please, your tears sustain us.
Witness X
Jan 2nd, 2009
Professor C, it’s Frizzle, Dick Burnz and Relic, plus a handful of others who don’t raid.
Other than that, completely wrong on the JLU, showing amazing ignorance.
Nikola Shirakawa
Jan 2nd, 2009
Codec, Artificial Isle wasn’t their base for a few months before I left, going on I think half a year or more now. Doesn’t matter if you’ve been there or not, it’s not their base. And I’m not bawwing, if you morons had actually hit the right base, I’d be cheering you on to some respect. I am no friend of theirs, that should be obvious. I’m just pointing out that you guys are morons. I’m laughing at you because it’s epic fail.
MOAR
Jan 2nd, 2009
THIS JUST IN :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z2TVbA1a18
mootykips
Jan 2nd, 2009
dick burns is the coolest. if you want to totally relax and chill out, you talk to him. “take it easy”, that’s his motto. griefing saves lives.
deadlycodec
Jan 2nd, 2009
Artificial Isles is still JLU owned and thus the attack was win. I wasn’t involved. I’m not a PN member anymore but with this and the Torley Linden video attack, I’m definitely cheering them on. The PN are making a comeback.
I heard last night that they even attacked the SLH anniversary party awhile back, crashing the sim and then following people who were attendance to other sims and crashing them until there was only like two people left online and they were hiding underwater in some random sim. Of course, the Herald claimed that the sim crashed because they were “partying too hard”. Attacks like these are the kind that will save the PN. They’re funny and they’re actually disrupting shit making people like “Witness X” (who posts from Kalel Venkman’s IP 70 percent of the time) make multiple raged posts.
Professor C
Jan 2nd, 2009
Okay that is the last time I give credit to someone without heading on over for the aftermath. It is confirmed that the PN’s never did touch the JLU and that is likely why they got away with this charade for so long. I have now completed my investigation and found that the sim the PN’s invaded is named City of Tokyo and not Justice Island.
It is most likely that the JLU knew absolutely nothing about any of the things going on in there at all. This is a space on the main grid. If you care to visit in fact you can see all the places the pictures were taken. The reason this went on for so long is because the sim has no auto return and is just set so only group members can rez objects. That is easy to get around by just asking for a group invitation. Get one in and then invite everyone else.
@ Witness X
Thank you for confirming that there are only three real PN’s left and reminding me of the last name of the remaining three. Let me know if the PN’s do something real. In fact I would like to see video footage of them taking out the actual Justice League. That would be as you so eloquently put it … Epic.
As for the City of Tokyo itself it deserved this attack if not for the sheer idiocy that is the entire sim, then for the poorly constructed layout of the domain coupled with the fact that during prime time when the most people are logged into the game. The sim was completely empty.
If the PN’s told the truth about where they were on New Years day while everyone else was out getting drunk and getting DUI’s they might have been respected over this instead of ending as a laughing stock.
Witness X
Jan 2nd, 2009
RoflCoptr, where’s the hallowed history of the PN now? Did everybody forget everything they learned in the past two years? Is this what happens when the the building’s abandoned and the mice move into it and claim it as their turf? And your claims to have spies in the JLU – bang goes that theory, because from this, it’s obvious you haven’t had any, ever.
Frankly, it’s just painfully hard to watch. You’ve lost everything you ever had (which wasn’t a lot) – but if you weren’t a laughingstock before, you sure are now.
obi-wan
Jan 2nd, 2009
Funny how SLH tries so hard to keep this relevant. SL is so big now, the only place i hear about the PN or JLU is from SLH. I dont even see them inworld.
We
Jan 2nd, 2009
I think I saw the PN in world ONCE in recent memory and that was when they attacked a JLU/PN outpost for about 5 minutes before being swiftly banned and giving up.
I’m laughing my ass off even more so that not only are they bragging about “beating” a group that no one gives a shit about in their own locked sim, but apparently they’re bragging about beating this group in a sim that the JLU doesn’t own nor have anything to do with, and they even claim they defeated 9 JLU members in the process? God this just gets funnier and funnier!
Honestly I didn’t think the PN could be anymore lame and pathetic, but I think that this takes it.
deadlycodec
Jan 2nd, 2009
@Witness X
I don’t see any posts from Roflcoptr. Are you retarded? I think I’ll go watch my 37 inch flatscreen in my new 2000sqft penthouse that I moved into on 12/1 with marble countertops and such. Golly, I’m so lucky. I don’t even have to work anymore. My car is paid off, bills are taken care of. What did I lose? So I’m sick. Whatever, shit happens. I’m comfortable which is more than I can say for most of you. I’d throw a 20 at you right now but I can’t. Because this is the internet. So stop taking it all so seriously, you fag.
JLU are still trolled as fuck though. Props to the PN for inciting a barrage of raged posts from Witless X.
Anonymous
Jan 2nd, 2009
“At least the furred people don’t run around other people’s sims looking to ban people. They spend too much time trying to do that to each other.”
I call bullshit. I’ve witnessed furries do this many times. they come in looking to clean up “scum” (aka, random non-furries who dont view their ways) and start filing abuse reports until they get banned by an estate manager or mod.
Yiffers Yifferson
Jan 2nd, 2009
I have Yiffed the member Soviet of the PN many times and he is a JLU informant
He is a known inflation furry who hangs around northstar dressed like some 1950′s greaser furry
HA HA HA
Jan 2nd, 2009
classic
deadlycodec
Jan 2nd, 2009
@TheGreatGigantor
Awwww, you hurt my feelings. I totally flew into a rage and starting smashing shit when you said I couldn’t script. No really.
GreenLantern Excelsior
Jan 2nd, 2009
“We’re sorry, your comment has not been published because TypePad’s antispam filter has flagged it as potential comment spam. It has been held for review by the blog’s author.”
Hello, Mr. Blog Author. Is my comment drifting around in blog limbo?
We
Jan 2nd, 2009
Hahaha awesome, now the PN, finally realizing their mistake in attacking the wrong fucking sim and declaring themselves victorious over a group that doesn’t live there or have anything to do with it (and lying that they “defeated” 9 of them in the process), are now desperately trying to talk their way out of it like this was all planned or it really is a super secret inaccessible JLU sim.
Here’s a shovel you morons, keep digging.
Whatever
Jan 2nd, 2009
I think the real point here is that Pixeleen has pretty much shown that now she is the propaganda mouthpiece of the PN. The PN handed her some pics and their own story, and she didn’t even bother with the tiniest bit of fact-checking.
As an aside, Artificial Island is not JLU. It is a part of the United Sailing Sims.
Boomer
Jan 2nd, 2009
I like how the PN and 4chan faggots call everyone they disagree with “furfags”.
It’s rather amusing.
dickburns
Jan 2nd, 2009
bro fist mooty.
bro fist.
We
Jan 3rd, 2009
Hahaha Cheng, so because it had a JLU-inspired building, noting that JLU is a long-time running comic book group even before SL existed, it was considered to be PN worthy of attack and worthy of declaring victory over for “defeating” the SL group with that?
that’s Hifuckinglarious, nice back-peddling there PN, don’t worry, this complete failure of your attack won’t lower your image with us, it couldn’t be any lower.
Though for a group that likes to describe themselves as “comedians” this is the first funny thing they’ve ever done, go figure!
Chairmen Cheng (Division lead of the PN Chinese division and public relations figurehead)
Jan 3rd, 2009
TheBarrelMan,
The jlu (that’s right, I’m not going to capitalize your shitty initials), nay, anyone in sl who hates us has no way to defend against us so in their mind contemplating our motives let alone who we are going to target next causes them to try and rationalize and attempt to shrink the possibilities. It’s a coping mechanism, in an attempt to keep the facade that they are super heroes/some fucked up half animal thing/some bad ass anti griefer who didn’t just spend real life money on a weapon the PN can outclass in 5 seconds by whipping out nearly any of our weapons/ ect, you get the idea. The fact of the matter is we beat the system on a daily basis, so in no way shape or form could any sl resident let alone a linden ever begin do anything to truly impede our desires for destruction and chaos.
Something that can infinitely revolutionize any dimensional variable of its physical or mental form can never truly die, it will merely change. This is what frightens them, and this is why they will never win.
oh god how did this get here I am not good with internet
Jan 3rd, 2009
OKAY LET’S SEE
MASSIVE WALLS OF TEXT TELLING US WE FAILED AND PEOPLE RAGING
CODEC PATTING US ON THE BACK
VAGUE PSYCHOANALYTICAL COMMENTS ABOUT THE NATURE OF THE INTERNET
INTERNET SUPERHEROES: 1
EVERYONE ELSE: 0
Witness X
Jan 8th, 2009
N3x15, Rofl only hangs out in the IRC and occasionally provides tech support for the back end. You never see him in-world. In fact, you never see more than three PN in world at a time, ever.
Congratulations on your epic, epic fail, the permanent destruction of your weapons vault on Brightsol, and the blacklisting of your Ultimate D hud.
Congratulations on getting thrown out of your hosting service, by the way, that was a pretty nice move too.
Congratulations on having spies in your midst since February of 2007 that you still haven’t caught.
Congratulations on the complete disintegration of your intel and psyops operations as soon as FrizzleFry became the “leader”.
And congratulations on the baww level in all these threads – most of it coming from you.
Wyrdwolf
Jan 26th, 2009
Does anyone really give a damn?
I didn’t think so.
ThatBlackManInTheWindow
Jan 27th, 2010
Shitless X, RoFLKOPTr or N3X15 haven’t even commented on this damn blog, you ignorant bastard. Do you mind stop going on about “DURR GRATZ ON SHIT HRR”. Notice on their website, the weapons scripts are on there? They never had a weapons cache, dumbshit. And yes, maybe RoFL isn’t in SL much, it’s because he and Soviet are burning their time coding ThugLyfe, with Relic, ^ban^ and the others doing the in-world stuff.
Go back your shitty, half-assed JLU sim and continue assraping yourself with tapered cylinders.
Obvious Schism
Jan 27th, 2010
@ ThatBlackManInTheWindow
Why are you raging at a thread that died over a year ago?
Witness X
Oct 27th, 2010
@ThatBlackMan, they had a weapons cache because too many dumbshit raiders couldn’t even use the web site, N3X15 and Rofl commented on this blog using aliases, and Rofl was unmasked A YEAR AGO. Which is why the PN web site went down and stayed that way, and you’re still raging because you idiots had such a hardon for the JLU that you’d attack anything that looked like a comic book.
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