Corsi Mousehold: JLU Are Power Hungry Crazed Nutjobs

by Alphaville Herald on 09/03/10 at 12:38 pm

[Corsi Mousehold has been awarded  the “commie” or comment-of-the-week award for her explanation of why the Justice League Unlimited superheros are not welcome in Furnation. The award winning comment is reproduced below. ]

Here’s a bit of a story. IN years past the JLU were a welcomed member of the FurNation community. They didn’t bother anyone and no one really bothered them. That was until we were under a griefer attack and the JLU came over to ‘assist’ and the first thing they did was report ME to the lab for griefing. They approached me and yelled at me for causing the issue. I asked them why they reported me of all people. By this time I had already deleted all the offensive material. They told me that I was the one putting it all out and they had seen me doing it. Basically they had watched me selecting objects to return them. They were extremely rude to me at the time and informed me that they would have reports go up on me. I contacted Kalel and he too said I was being reported and then for harassment as well. I was not rude to these people at all. It was several days later that I was contacted by Kalel informing me that the ‘charges’ had been dropped because they did not realize I was the sim owner. My response of course was to point to the info hub I had in the center of the sandbox that had my name clearly displayed as the sim owner and if his comrades had taken a moment to look they would have seen I was in the admin team.

He called me ungrateful and abuse reported me again. I was informed of this by him as well as he had several of his friends make the same report. All reports were dismissed by the GOV team as illegitimate. Soon I had JLU members ‘patrolling’ the sandboxes and abuse reporting anyone that they felt was disobeying my rules. They started to get several members of my community banned. I was forced to add a new sim rule that the JLU were not allowed in the sim for any reason. When they had seen this, I was reported again for griefing. Again the report was dismissed.

In the end I was approached months later by Green Lantern Corps asking if it was okay for them to be there. They apologized for the treatment the JLU had given me and asked if they would be allowed to just come and build.

Green Lantern Corps are allowed to visit and act if they wish. But they are not allowed to be in tag or act as a part of the Corps while visiting. If they are the subject of a griefing they are to come to me and I would take care of it. They can then file all the reports they like.

In the end the JLU are a bunch of power hungry crazed nutjobs that think being an SL Police force gives them the right to get away with whatever they want. The GLC on the other hand have always been very respectful to me and my residents.

381 Responses to “Corsi Mousehold: JLU Are Power Hungry Crazed Nutjobs”

  1. Corsi Mousehold

    Jan 12th, 2011

    Okay I know this is an old thread but … They’ve started again. One of my staff is Atheron Alter. Both of us had former friendships with Woodbury! So here we are MONTHS and months after the fact and we have JLU members hanging out and AR Bombing my patrons and members. I am getting regular complaints and again my staff has been ordered to ban JLU members on sight. It never stops with them. The JLU are the trolls. The JLU are the griefers. They are the cancer that will kill communities because they don’t really know who is in a community or what goes on. They make their own judgments by what they feel is right. What’s next they going to run into combat sims and AR bomb commanders because they were shot? Or head over to some random Adult sim and AR someone for flirting with them.

    JLU is the problem.

  2. GreenLantern Excelsior

    Jan 12th, 2011

    Which JLU members? Names or it didn’t happen.

  3. Corsi Mousehold

    Jan 15th, 2011

    OH I’m sorry if I don’t have trackers of every one of you dumbasses to troll their way through my sims. However Kalel has already refused to stop monitoring my sims. Now I have the complaints coming in of JLU fucktards running in. You want names? Go to Kalel and your super secret Brainiac to find out who he has monitoring. Til then ….. Eat a dick.

  4. hobo kelly

    Jan 15th, 2011

    BATMAN: “I see we have a particularly large problem here Robin…”

    ROBIN: “Golly gee whillikers Batman, what should we do?”

    BATMAN: “Quick Robin, get the Emergency Bat Goatsee Closer Spray from the Batmobile…”

    ROBIN: “But Batman, we haven’t tested it since you sprayed it on Alfred after he did all those poppers…”

    BATMAN: “Well Robin, like a fameous philosopher once said, “sometimes a gaping hole is just a gaping hole…”

    ROBIN: “Wow, thats deep Batman…”

    BATMAN: “Right you are Robin, now hurry, large burrowing rodents may be in danger…”

  5. Dubdubs

    Jan 17th, 2011

    Even if, say, everything Corsi said was 100% false, it’s still pretty retarded to go around trying to “police” SL as if you own the place, regardless. You’re not staff, you’re not lindens, you don’t have a right to tell people what they can or can’t do in THEIR own sims, get over it.

  6. Yep

    Jan 18th, 2011

    The JLU are just a bunch of retards. If one of them tells you to do something, mute and ban them. They have no authority.

  7. Judge Joker

    Jan 18th, 2011

    I have seen a ‘recent’ pic somewhere perhaps on Tux’s blog
    (now removed?) of a JLU new recruit in a normal sandbox with a purple tag.

  8. Judge Joker

    Jan 18th, 2011

    @Corsi Mousehold

    If that is really you, then you could do this.

    Make a jira and get every furry in furnation to vote on it I’m sure even the peeps here would be willing to vote too 4tehlulz and to get one over on JLU.

    Unless it all ready exists, if not ask for ‘group bans’ so that an entire group of residents can be removed from your land by just adding the group name to the land/estate list.

    If you notice we have ‘allowed groups’ under the estate tab, we need another one for ‘disallowed groups’ for banning every member who’s in that group in one go and which will block every new member added to it.

    That would only leave you with the issue of alts.

    You could probably ask for the estate group ban list to allow recursive bans, by banning anyone who was in it and has left it unless you specifically single them out as allowed entry.

    You would need that so they don’t leave the group to gain access, and rejoin later.

  9. Senban Babii

    Jan 18th, 2011


    “If one of them tells you to do something, mute and ban them.”

    The problem though is that this doesn’t solve anything. Let’s say I have a run in with a JLU (or similar group) member inworld. I could mute them and if I have the ability, I can ban and eject them. But they simply get revenge against me by forming an AR party to get me banned on trumped up charges, something we know they’ve done to people in the past. We know the Lab rarely investigates and just acts, that’s why AR parties work.

    We’ll never be rid of the self-appointed vigilante group that is the JLU so what realistic options are there? Simply lobby the Lab to make abuse of the AR system a bannable offence and to make participating in AR parties a bannable offence. In my opinion taking part in an AR party is malicious interference with the Second Life experience of another resident and that’s griefing by another name.

    The only way to depower the JLU is to make them impotent. Take away their primary weapon (i.e. the AR party) and they’ll be reduced to a bunch of grey ghosts, wandering the grid.

  10. Tux

    Jan 18th, 2011

    The irony is you can be banned for abusing the abuse report system (I have been so). However, it doesn’t account for alts and other members.

    Alts could be dealt with by having the client submit IP when filing AR and only considering one report from each IP per instance.

    However, the AR party would require viewing the teleport logs. Lets face it, the majority of Lindens put in as little effort as possible.

    So I say fight fire with fire. Each time a recognisable one TP’s in have everyone AR them for stalking or some such reason. Alt abuse maybe, as they go through more of them in the name of justice than any griefer does for the lulz!

  11. Yep

    Jan 19th, 2011

    lol it seems like the lindens are really listening. Sandbox newcomb is filled with green lantern cubes filling up one sim and rolling into another while giving off noise spam..
    Must be a JLU thing to flood a sandbox so the griefers and everyone else leaves.

  12. lolol

    Jan 19th, 2011

    I am LMAO after watching a girl smash a JLU guy wearing a superman outfit into the ground at Goguen sandbox with her helocopter. He ran away and she wasn’t banned.
    Kalen something or another dressed like superman. All the JLU’s friends must have been laid off by LL. Lets add some fun to SL and hunt JLU’s where ever they lurk.

  13. Yep

    Jan 19th, 2011

    Well it has been 4 hours since the green lantern garbage filled the sim and our sandbox saviors have been powerless to save us lol.
    Must suck to be them without their friends in power.

  14. Soviet

    Jan 21st, 2011

    Narcissistic cosplayers in colorful tights? Hooray, we’re all saved!

  15. The Anti Herald

    Jan 21st, 2011

    lolol, Tux, Yep and Soviet are all the same person. Pathetic.

    IntLibber Brautigan and General Drama are the same person.

    Tizzers sometimes posts as Pixeleen and has admin access on the Herald.

  16. The Anti Herald

    Jan 21st, 2011

    Lolol, Soviet, Yep and Tux are all the same person. Pathetic.

    General Drama and Intlibber are the same person. Pathetic.

    Tizzers posts as Pixeleen and has full admin level access on the Herald. And deleted my last post when he found it. What’s the matter, Tizzers? Spotlight too hot to dance in?

  17. The Anti Herald

    Jan 21st, 2011

    Soviet, Yep, lolol and Tux are the same person. Pathetic. Truly. General Drama and IntLibber Brautigan are the same person. Tizzers Foxchase posts on the Herald as Pixeleen and has full admin access and can read all your IP addresses.

    And has deleted this post twice already, because he doesn’t want anyone to know any of these things.

  18. sinep gib

    Feb 1st, 2011

    Get a life people.

  19. Axel Oakleaf

    Mar 14th, 2011

    Last i heard the Furnation sims are in financial troubles,let’s all boycott furnation. Mostly for what the staff has done to me!

  20. Axel Oakleaf

    Mar 26th, 2011

    In a few weeks i’ll head to greener pastures,i mean Inworldz. Everyone here seems to kick me when i’m down,i’m gonna sell my land and all and cancel my sl account.

  21. WHoooo

    Mar 26th, 2011


  22. jaggedglass bumhole

    Mar 27th, 2011

    I f*ckin LMAO – who the f*ck are the green lantern brigade or whatever they are called? they sound as nutty as the JLU LMFAO that was one of the funniest articles I have ever read in the alphaville herald. You have to post more like this. I used to think the AH was the internet equivalent of some soiled toilet paper floating in an unflushed toilet but this article shows me there is some hope left for it yet and that in time it could become at least a place where the toilets have an air freshner installed now and then

  23. Axel Oakleaf

    Mar 30th, 2011


    Why,what did i do wrong to deserve hate towards me?

    It’s almost like i’m cursed or something,because i remember once asking a person at a witchcraft store to get a certain item for me and ever since i seem to have had bad luck come to me.

  24. Dontspill McGinnis

    Mar 30th, 2011

    I wonder what this has to do with the subject at hand….
    Am I missing something?

  25. JLU Faggot

    May 22nd, 2011

    Lulz so here is the funneh factz.

    JLU Fights for power in the name of good, and getting rid of griefers, yet Green Lantern and his friend Nigma Sterling support Copybotters Aka TrainYard TopHat & His Copybot/Hacking BloodLines group in MDV Estates It is all over the Interwebz and I have seen their members with a group called Dark Blood HORDE++ or sumthin like this aka another group called Twilight Knights, and I am sure they had a couple of other names too.

    WoodBuЯЯY are nothing more than a bunch of Troll/Griefers fighting against all kinds of different people they dont like, I dont mind what they do just dont tread on me, and go after those who deserve it dont ask dont tell that simple.

    JLU was in support of ZFire Xue that got banned, and support Skills Hak’s illegal actions, they also have friends including Corsi Mousehold which have friends with other people I know who steal things from other militaries.

    The Iron Symphony are nothing but a buncha fuckin kids along with ORDO nothing but a bunch of Copybottin fur fagg0ts should I say, and NJ is nothing but a buncha fuckin kids working with Skills Hak to Violate your PRIVACY B00!!!

    In the end we are all corrupted fighting for our own agenda’s, now that your beans r all spilled have a nice day, and fuck yourselves.

  26. Dontspill McGinnis

    May 22nd, 2011

    @ JLU Faggot

    Well, at least literacy is alive and in good hands….

    Did you mean to post on the French announcement?.

  27. General Drama

    May 22nd, 2011

    Christ, did he even read the initial post?

  28. General Drama

    May 22nd, 2011

    At least he got the Woodbury part right.

  29. Gundel Gaukelei

    May 22nd, 2011

    Hey at least hes introducing minor changes. Although, most of the time its just the nick name thats different.

  30. GG3

    May 22nd, 2011

    Corrpupt Faggots. How many years has it been since these assholes were first assembled on the butt-cheeks of linden-lands?

  31. Potosi Abonwood

    Aug 26th, 2011

    Well now the pixelized shit has really started hitting the fan for the JLU. It may have taken a while but people, a lot of people, are getting informed of what their group really is.

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