Kal Cartier Says Nicholas Is Not A “Mafia”

by Defne Demar on 09/07/10 at 11:08 am

…but still admits to some mischief

As our readers know, there has been a recent surge of mafia activities in and around Second Life as gang activities have been more in the foreground of late. Last week, I met with two of the prominent members of Nicholas, Kal Cartier, the current commander in chief of the group, and another member who insisted on being anonymous. The main message that the two wanted to convey was somewhat unexpected: “Nicholas is renouncing the mafia scene and leaving it entirely.” So what was the group, then, before they officially dropped the word “mafia” from their name?  

the Nicholas logo
the Nicholas logo

Although they have been keeping a relatively low profile in SL until recently, the Nicholas group has been around since 2005. While back then the group was what they considered to be a part of that “RP nerdclan scene,” after the original leader left SL in 2006, they never really considered themselves "mafia" so to speak, but kept the name regardless. The two explain that they don’t have these “sit downs in suits and members kiss the Don’s ring and shit.” In their words, they are about as mafia as the Woodbury group was Soviet: they are just a group of friends (some in RL and SL) who basically like to fuck with people they don’t like or who try to fuck with them. (Of course, we’re equally surprised to see that there are a few of our readers who seriously confuse the Woodbury group with the Soviet.)

As a silent force for quite some time, Mr. Cartier explains that their concentration at the moment is on finding and exploiting SL bugs and a constant viewer development, which is always an ongoing project. Because they don’t believe in selling viewers, they crack any other viewer out there that has yet to be cracked and make them available for free via their Web site. So, how did a group with this type of an open-source/hacker mentality got aligned with the likes of the mafia? 

missing image spam can be good clean fun - (photo courtesy of Nicholas)
missing image spam can be good clean fun – (photo courtesy of Nicholas)

In fact, the group is sick of other mafia groups trying to align themselves with them, ask for alliances, and other “stupid shit” when they don’t even want anything to do with them. Needless to say, when Nicholas recently saw that in Alphaville Herald they were being associated with what they saw as the “RP mafia douchers,” they decided to take an active stand and drop the “mafia” title even if they were using it in jest since the term grossly mischaracterizes them and their activities. They state in no uncertain terms that their goal is not to keep some subculture alive through RP rules, but to fuck with the mafia scene in general, almost like parodying them. The Alphaville Herald apologizes for this honest mistake and we genuinely thank the correction. Regarding their interaction of late with the Sephoria Mafia, for example, Mr. Cartier says that they do not consider them as “wars.” They don’t consider them anything, because, really, Sephoria did not do much but release a couple of YouTube videos. The only purpose of these ridiculous videos, Mr. Cartier claims, is to use Nicholas’s response to gain publicity and thus name recognition.  

Their disinterest in the mafia groups notwithstanding, they are still keeping an eye on what is going on. Mr. Cartier, for instance, is quiet surprised to see so much credence being given to the 1-8-7 Family in the news media, a group whose leader Nicholas have “pwned” many times over by hacking into his computer and accounts over the years, some of which have been diligently documented with an impressive soundtrack. According to Mr. Cartier, Nicholas gave them no attention after they forced them to surrender and declared the family to be over.

1 8 7 family done
1 8 7 family done

Apparently, as an anonymous source told the Herald, Nicholas has groups other than the Mafia in its sights; in particular, the vigilante group, JLU, whose activities have recently been put under scrutiny by the Wrong Hands (a sub-group of the recently perma-banned group, the Woodbury University). When asked, both Nicholas members were surprised: although quite possible (moreover do-able), they had never considered attacking the JLU Web site because it is merely a tabloid Web site that has questionable information at best. Even the recent Wiki leak has demonstrated that they are completely clueless on how Nicholas operates as an organization. Nicholas’s affinity for the Woodbury group is fairly well-known and Alphaville Herald suspects that the questionable booting of the latter group with remote-but-quite-possible ties to JLU may have caused some unwarranted conjectures about what Nicholas’s next move may be, hence the rumors about the JLU site.

Pedo Bear in gangland - (photo courtesy of Nicholas)
Pedo Bear in gangland – (photo courtesy of Nicholas)

While the upper management of both groups share similar likes, habits, and goals, the lower ranks do not really get along; a fact which makes the “guilty by association” presumptions all the more ridiculous in their view. Mr. Cartier’s associate claimed that such logical errors in judgments sounded very much like “Nazi Germany” to him. All Nicholas did, right after the sudden mass-ban of the Woodbury group, is what they considered to be the right thing: because they believed the action against the Woodbury group to be unwarranted, they offered the afflicted temporary shelter until they figured what was going on. Mr. Cartier’s associate points out the irony that the groups that are often considered to be “OMG grifforz” don’t even use or need SL to communicate and coordinate their griefing acts. As to whether Nicholas may follow the Woodbury to Blue Mars? Not likely, says Mr. Cartier and his associate. BM is quite difficult if one doesn’t already have developing skills and the ability to create content makes it important that it be a good platform for the members who cannot develop or build as well as others. 

will cube spam help Philip Linden fix SL? (photo courtesy of Nicholas)
will cube spam help Philip Linden fix SL? (photo courtesy of Nicholas)

Philip’s return, however, has unquestionably thrilled the Nicholas group. As far as Mr. Cartier’s associate can remember, Philip considered griefing in SL to be a good thing because it helped him fix his product: “He used to invite people to grief him so he could try to upgrade the server code and make fixes for it.” This, of course, is not the first time Philip’s name got mentioned with griefing. What can we say? Philip is heck of a guy with his own style and we hope that his return will liven up the already anguishing economy a bit. I emoti-kissed Don’s ring as I said my goodbye to both gentlemen.

36 Responses to “Kal Cartier Says Nicholas Is Not A “Mafia””

  1. swedishfox Ghost

    Jul 9th, 2010

    this mafia crap is stupid, all i can say, no different from trolls and greifers

  2. It's Unfixable

    Jul 9th, 2010

    The Nicholas Mafia and the PN and the Woodburied are all the same people swirling around from one group to the next, there’s almost no difference to speak of (speaking as an insider to this). We call ourselves by different names, but it’s really just all the same people forming up into little social cliques, but with the same general mind set and the same general goals in mind.

    Most of us are clever enough to game the system and dance around its edges and never get caught. Some of us are stupid enough to think we can BE the system, and these are the ones who end up on the wrong end of a subpoena, or get their sims deleted out from under them and mass banned.

  3. hobo kelly

    Jul 9th, 2010

    Wellsum it looks ta me like them thar Nicholas are a buncha zit faced 14 year old wannabe punks. I reckon a that a simple esophagus collapsin’ punch to the throat would drop this little Jack Wagon in about 5 seconds.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/nicholasmafia#p/u/13/htZEJ6SgGao

  4. Xnicholasmafia

    Jul 9th, 2010

    well isn’t this special? awwwwwwwwwwww
    taking queues from BP are we now?
    simply laughable! total rubbish!

  5. Hylee

    Jul 9th, 2010

    …….. Yawn ……..

  6. We

    Jul 9th, 2010

    I’m always surprised that these guys still exist, though even more surprised that the Herald loves to report on them, despite them seemingly having no real presence on the grid outside of their own mafia/hoochie group circles.

    Nobody cared the first time, and nobody will care the next 30 times you post stories on some nobody mafia that is only a threat to newbie club owners and other mafias.

  7. Ajax

    Jul 9th, 2010

    In SL there are intelligent people doing interesting things — why not try writing a story about that????

  8. Kiddoh

    Jul 11th, 2010

    “The Nicholas Mafia and the PN and the Woodburied are all the same people swirling around from one group to the next, there’s almost no difference to speak of (speaking as an insider to this). We call ourselves by different names, but it’s really just all the same people forming up into little social cliques, but with the same general mind set and the same general goals in mind.”

    Oh~ how did I miss this one? Many of those groups won’t share much with someone in the group they don’t know. You may have been an insider, but much of your insiding was the equivalent of buying a couple games from Gamestop and claiming you know everything about them above and beyond that small store you would visit every now and then.

  9. It's Unfixable

    Jul 13th, 2010

    You know, Kiddoh, all you’re doing is making it worse for the Woodburied. Every time you open your mouth you make more apologies for them (and yourself), and you just make yourself look more and more pathetic.

    Nobody believes the Woodbury diatribe anymore, everything that’s ever come out of the Woodbury PR machine (aka Bellino and his misguided friends) has been either proven false, or requires such convoluted explanation and suspension of disbelief that nobody listens.

    Your situation is truly Unfixable at this point, and it’s time to cut your losses and fade into obscurity.

  10. Griefers

    Jul 13th, 2010

    These people who steal other people’s SL accounts and hack into their facebook pages, email accounts and the like with such tongue in cheek carefree ease ought to be ashamed of themselves.

  11. Robble Rubble

    Jul 13th, 2010

    “These people who steal other people’s SL accounts and hack into their facebook pages, email accounts and the like with such tongue in cheek carefree ease ought to be ashamed of themselves.”

    We ought to be, but we’re not.

  12. It's Unfixable

    Jul 13th, 2010

    When your mask falls, you will be. It’s just a matter of time. That’s why I bugged out. And why you should have long ago, Rob. I knew I was close to being found, so I quit. It may be too late for you.

  13. Atlouis

    Jul 13th, 2010

    “When your mask falls, you will be. It’s just a matter of time.”

    it’s true, i read it on the internets…

  14. Kiddoh

    Jul 14th, 2010

    “You know, Kiddoh, all you’re doing is making it worse for the Woodburied. Every time you open your mouth you make more apologies for them (and yourself), and you just make yourself look more and more pathetic.
    Nobody believes the Woodbury diatribe anymore, everything that’s ever come out of the Woodbury PR machine (aka Bellino and his misguided friends) has been either proven false, or requires such convoluted explanation and suspension of disbelief that nobody listens.
    Your situation is truly Unfixable at this point, and it’s time to cut your losses and fade into obscurity.”

    lol making apologies? Nono, I’m merely telling you “you’re wrong” in the most legit way possible. I will however make one apology, sorry you’re not the cool secret spy you think you are and all that you have to say about WU is either made up, gossip, or deliberately false.

    Compared to you my credibility is a mountain while yours is a hole… a rather large hole. You fail to deliver because you can’t deliver on anything. When push comes to shove you run away and act like nothing ever happened.

    http://alphavilleherald.com/2010/06/m-poster-linden-second-life-is-great-for-meetings.html

    Perhaps it’s time you faded into obscurity? I don’t think anyone here would mind one bit. :>

    BTW: If you want to know what’s pathetic, it’s a pretentious little guy who cries non-stop on the Alphaville Herald every time he’s even remotely reminded of WU in any of the articles, I believe they go by the tag ‘It’s Unfixable’.

    And like I said, every time you cry about WU, I will be here to tell you “you’re wrong” whether or not WU is todays news, yesterdays new, or ancient history.
    I will never let your voice go unchallenged.

    So here are your options:

    A) Continue your vein attempts to trash WU at which I will reply and destroy any claims to credibility you have.

    B) Grow some balls and try to counter my arguments legitimately with proof and examples to your claims.

    C) Stop Posting.

    D) Stop Crying.

    E) Learn to stand and deliver.

    F) Any combination of the above.

  15. Robble Rubble

    Jul 14th, 2010

    “When your mask falls, you will be. It’s just a matter of time. That’s why I bugged out. And why you should have long ago, Rob. I knew I was close to being found, so I quit. It may be too late for you.”

    Dox me or quit running your mouth you pussy.

  16. darkfoxx

    Jul 14th, 2010

    Hmmmm… credibility, do you think you have it?

  17. Kiddoh

    Jul 14th, 2010

    Yup. Or at least on this particular subject. ;D

  18. It's Unfixable

    Jul 14th, 2010

    Congratulations, Kiddoh. You have been successfully trolled once again. You’re as stupid as I’ve always taken you for.

    @Robble, why do you think it’s me that’s doxxed you?

  19. It's Unfixable

    Jul 14th, 2010

    Oh, and, in case you didn’t notice, Kiddoh, not only has the Woodbury house burned down, nobody’s come to put out the fire.

  20. Gaara Sandalwood

    Jul 14th, 2010

    Fixy’s still at it? Wow. And I thought all the fun of it left with Percy. Guess not.

  21. Wyrdwolf Legion

    Jul 14th, 2010

    @ Gaara

    I think he’s obsessed…
    Highest form of flattery really.

  22. Emperor Norton hears a who?

    Jul 14th, 2010

    I though we already determined that Wooburry ban was worse than even the Holocaust and the Attica prison riot combined? All Wooburry was doing was education everyone about what SL really is; a tool to be creative and original by griefing everyone outside your little incestuous click of friends. The whole ban by LL was obviously racially motivated.

    Can we get Glen Beck in here to explain this properly?

  23. Robble Rubble

    Jul 14th, 2010

    @unfixable

    I was trying to tell you to put up or shut up. Yes I know people do happen to be after my rl infos but also that none have been successful so far.

  24. Tux

    Jul 14th, 2010

    Wyrds right of course. Inflexable is obsessed. Probably sitting in his bedroom right now fapping at having his name mentioned again.

    Tch, now I have visions of some freaky divorcee living in the spare room of his mother’s little wooden house somewhere in S.USA. Bigging himself up at his superior keyboard warrior skills. Fapping each time he gets a mention . . . . shouting: ‘ . . see Ma, I told you I wasn’t a useless good-for-nothing lay-about, they are talking about me again!’

    Freak

  25. TuxBrand

    Jul 14th, 2010

    you just like hearing yourself talk dontcha Tux? how bouts you just go throw yourself under a double decker whilst shouting ‘god save the queen’ and spare us the laughter?
    (the queen being you btw)

    try this, it might sooth your ailment

    http://www.tucksbrand.com/

    just be careful around the eyes

  26. Kiddoh

    Jul 14th, 2010

    “Congratulations, Kiddoh. You have been successfully trolled once again. You’re as stupid as I’ve always taken you for.”

    Uh oooh~ I’ve been trolled guys. Someone call an ambulance my E-dignity has been tarnished because I keep to my word knowing full well what the opposing force is trying to pull. I’m actually being rather smart about this– after-all if people are willing to believe Prok’s horse-shit, what makes you think I can afford to let what you have to say slide? And once again, every time you use the “don’t worry guys I’m just trolling excuse” your credibility goes down the tubes. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain from your trolling, just an FYI.

    “Oh, and, in case you didn’t notice, Kiddoh, not only has the Woodbury house burned down, nobody’s come to put out the fire.”

    That’s not what the several posts after yours has shown. Not to mention the Herald isn’t the only place of which WU has been discussed. By the way, several people have offered to assist WU after their ban, Apple (The Company) being one of those people. Should I also mention we have the go-ahead with our lawsuit against LL? Your narrow mindedness blinded you to the ocean that has overwhelmed the smoldering spark.

    I await the day you take off them kiddy gloves and give me something to worry about, Unfixable.

  27. darkfoxx

    Jul 15th, 2010

    Apple to the resque? Sauce?

  28. Kiddoh

    Jul 15th, 2010

    @Darkfoxx: On the day we got the ban-nuke, Apple gave us a phone-call about developing a positive education program or something like that and this was after they read one of the articles on the Chronicle I believe. I’m not sure if we took them up on their offer, I’ll have to ask Tizz.

  29. Untold Truth

    Jul 15th, 2010

    Sounds like Nicholas Mafia has equity in the Herald AKA their very own propaganda machine. I am surprised none of you addressed the writing catering to the image of a mafia whom isn’t know outside its niche.

  30. Gaara Sandalwood

    Jul 18th, 2010

    “Should I also mention we have the go-ahead with our lawsuit against LL?”

    So it’s finally possibly gonna happen? I’ve been waiting for something like this for a while now.

  31. Darkfoxx

    Jul 18th, 2010

    Sounds a bit vague. Could mean anything from actual help in fighting the Linden Powah, to giving students a discount on the I-pad.

  32. Kiddoh

    Jul 18th, 2010

    I’m pretty sure it’s just a business opportunity. If Apple wanted to help fight the Linden Powah (row row), they would have been able to curb stomp LL several times by now.

  33. Darkfoxx

    Jul 19th, 2010

    yeah you’re right, they woulda bought LL ages ago. Unless they’re waiting for the stock to really go down the drain.

  34. Don Sivocci

    Jul 23rd, 2010

    They Never were a Mafia…

  35. Kiddoh

    Jul 23rd, 2010

    Plot Twist of the Century!

  36. I

    Jul 25th, 2010

    The main message that the two wanted to convey was somewhat unexpected: “Nicholas is renouncing the mafia scene and leaving it entirely.”……………….
    LMFAO Right!!!!! What Nicholas is like Prince now ? Awww turn your name into a symbol I got one for you the middle finger oo and use the hole between your lower backside cheeks….Cant hide to long Bootylicouz is just to tempting for you all to stay away from even when Trolling,everytime its given away. As far as 187 Family…w.e. that is one epic fail how are they even consider into a mafia name? What goes up will fall down.

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