Letter to the Editor: Jesus Loves the Little Yiffers
by Alphaville Herald on 04/10/10 at 12:57 am
"Give hospitality to the zoosexuals and furries of the furry fandom" – Kobidobidog
Saturday, Urizenus Sklar received Kobidobidog’s response to the 2007 Herald story Are Furries Doomed?
On Sat, Oct 2, 2010 at 8:37 PM, kobidobidog wrote:
I am sending this to you because you are only one of two humans I can send this to. I am having difficulty finding the registration, and I can’t post this important post.
Furries are good humans, and they are being assaulted because they are good humans. Jesus was different when he was on this planet to and that is why he was persecuted too. Yiff is sex, and we are on a planet of sex, and I wish humans could get used to sex on a planet of sex and even genetilia.
Humans are animals that think too much and humans should not judge:
Romans 14:10-13
But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? For we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.
11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
12 So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.
13 Let us not therefore judge one another any more.
Ephesians 4:29 King James Bible
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
Those against the furrys, zoosexuals, and bestialists do not edify humans being good to humans, and as a result they are not good to non-human animals either. Whoever cannot give what they do not have in their heart.
Romans 12:14
Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
15 Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.
16 Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits.
17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.
18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.
19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
21 Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.
I do not want to hear or see humans weeping and gnashing their teeth at the Second Coming because they were bad to their neighbor. They are letting a wonderful gift slip through their fingers like sand.
Romans 12:9
Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
10 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;
11 Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord;
12 Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;
13 Distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality.
This means to give hospitality to the zoosexuals and furries of the furry fandom too, and not what the Sodom and Gomorrah humans outside Lot’s house wanted to give to Lot.
Pappy Enoch
Oct 4th, 2010
I done learned this in Sunday Skool when I were a young ‘un.
Book o’ Enoch 4:15-25
The Laird Gawd looked down from watchin’ them Angels model bikinis (they am all gals, don’t you know) and spotted them-there Sodomites. And Lo! Thus He did speaketh, verily,
“That am an exit, you rascals!”
And them-there rascals done said “If’n we bows down befo’ You, o’ Big Feller in the Sky, an makes burned-up offerins o’ Little Debbies an’ Corndogs, kin we keep on keepin’ on?”
The Laird Gawd done thunk on it and scratched His Big Ol’ head, which did make it commence to snowin’ down where them Sodomites were a shaggin’ and then, Gawd spoke unto them agin:
“Y’all gots a DEAL! Only one dang catch!”
“What am that, O Snowy-Headed Bringer o’ Truth an’ Cornsequences?”
Gawd spoke in a voice like Johnny Cash after 1000 packs of Luckies:
“ONE: You cain’t be human-bein’ persons and expect me not to smite ya’ll. So you gots to bekum sum’fin more or less like critters.”
“DEAL!” The Sodomites did reply, hardly pausing in that-there buggery.
Gawd roared, “I AIN’T FINISHED! TWO: Don’t burn them offerins an’ add some Nehi Grape and y’all gots my blessin’ an’ soforth until the end o’ time.”
And thus, chirren, were them Furries begat into this-here sorry fake world.
Urizenus
Oct 4th, 2010
Pappy, it’s time to put the moonshine down.
Bubblesort Triskaidekaphobia
Oct 4th, 2010
Happy 7th Birthday, Alphaville Herald!
The Alphaville Herald’s first post is dated Oct 3, 2003. 4chan started 2 days earlier, on Oct 1, 2003.
Coincidence, or is Urzinus self-identical with moot? hmmmm…
Urizenus
Oct 4th, 2010
I thought our birthday was Oct. 23.
interesting about 4chan starting at the same time and yet not being nearly as successful as the Herald.
Edna
Oct 4th, 2010
Kobidobidog, you are actually comparing Jesus Christ, the son of God, to a furry animal?
In all seriousness, may you rot in Hell.
At0m0 Beerbaum
Oct 4th, 2010
animals dont talk.
Bubblesort Triskaidekaphobia
Oct 4th, 2010
I’m sorry, you’re right, Urizenus. Weird European style time stamps always confuse me.
Here’s the oldest post I found in the archives, BTW:
http://alphavilleherald.com/2003/10/hello.html
At any rate, merry un-birthday!
Urizenus
Oct 4th, 2010
we should have a birthday party though.
A Furry
Oct 4th, 2010
Kobidobidog i’ve heard of you, you’re that person on Youtube aren’t you?
hobo kelly
Oct 4th, 2010
Related Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qokXy12Ljpg
Erisson Rage
Oct 4th, 2010
Um, Pappy? Are we posed to be alernin’ that the moral o yer apreachin’ is that “Gawd likes him a Grape Nehi whilst awatchin’ a furpile?”
Dang, ya lern sumpin new eryday.
Arf Lassiewoof
Oct 4th, 2010
I’ve heard of Kobidobidog before, but who’s this Jesus guy he mentions? One of the Lindens?
Pappy Enoch
Oct 4th, 2010
@Arf, “I’ve heard of Kobidobidog before, but who’s this Jesus guy he mentions? One of the Lindens?”
Jesus were some hippie feller frum way over yonder who got in trouble wif them Roman law-dogs. His moma were a good woman I done heared, and his daddy were a workin’ man who built a rite good barn frum time to time.
Our famberly bible, which were in the outhouse, only had four pages in ‘er by the time I come along, but I reckons that am the gist o’ the matter ’bout ol’ Jesus.
@Erisson, who done asked, “Are we posed to be alernin’ that the moral o yer apreachin’ is that “Gawd likes him a Grape Nehi whilst awatchin’ a furpile?”
Yep. Gawd luvs all critters, great an’ small, tho I ain’t sure he hankers after a-watchin’ ‘em shag.
He do love him a good Nehi sody-pop. Gawd wood not have invented it if’n it won’t no good.
Glenn Beck
Oct 4th, 2010
You know who else was a furry?
…Hitler.
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-18/Anime_furry_nazis.jpg
Charity Stohr
Oct 4th, 2010
Isn’t there something in the bible about not laying with beasts or mankind like womankind somewhere in Leviticus?
inb4 GOD HATES FAGS, FAGS EATS POOP, THANK GOD FOR 9/11, BERNIE MAC IS IN HELL…etc.
Selene Putzo
Oct 4th, 2010
Bad enough some crazy idiot is claiming to be both human and furry from another planet (he may well be correct on that latter part, as he is off this planet imho) Quoting extracts from the bible telling us all to accept his furry shaggyness habbits. Do these furries think they have the sole right to sex?
It’s just an avatar you fool. I suppose you go to one of these furry nation conventions and have whoopie fun in a motel dressed in second hand football mascots. Well good luck to you and your furry butty buddies, I hope you all know about safe sex.
And then… up pops this nutter…. “THANK GOD FOR 9/11″
Nearly 3,000 victims in the September 11 attacks and you thank God for that?
You Heathan moron. That’s enough from you.
/me slowly shakes head and wonders why the internet lets low IQ enter it.
Nice to be trolled isn’t it.
Kindly do it with some style, respect and taste.
Kiddoh
Oct 4th, 2010
Wait just a minute here~… God doesn’t exist!
Pappy Enoch
Oct 4th, 2010
@Kiddoh, drink enuff and you’ll see all sorts o’ floaty things.
I reckons Gawd am the big one I keeps spottin’ after a big drunk.
Play it safe, Kiddoh, jist in kase you am wrong. Like ol’ Hamlet (not Au but the actor feller who done shook a spear in a play) done telled his buddy Horatio that time, “They am more in heavun an’ hell than they am rotten stuff in Denmark.”
Kiddoh
Oct 4th, 2010
@Pappy: I’ll have you know I have gotten pretty drunk before and those things are called ‘eye floaters’. Also; I would rather live a life of genuineness and satisfaction than a life of fear and insecurity.
Kinoko
Oct 4th, 2010
I Love furries too The hot and sexy cute furries I can stand to have fur s3x with, or the half breeds, but only if they are really hot.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Oct 4th, 2010
Anyone who ‘holy’ scripture with a straight face should be placed in a vat of caustic soda.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Oct 4th, 2010
Anyone who quotes ‘holy’ scripture with a straight face should be placed in a vat of caustic soda.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Oct 4th, 2010
As should people who double post.
Charity Stohr
Oct 4th, 2010
@Selene Putzo
I’m sorry people with out their fingers on the pulse of current events get on the internet and comment. Ever heard of Westboro Baptist Church?
http://www.signmovies.com/videos/signmovies/index.html
@Kiddoh
It’s a little bit more complicated than that. You see a long time ago God said “I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
“Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo’s kidneys, but that didn’t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book Well “That About Wraps It Up For God.”
Little Lost Linden
Oct 5th, 2010
“Anyone who quotes ‘holy’ scripture with a straight face should be placed in a vat of caustic soda.”
Holy Moly!
Kiddoh
Oct 5th, 2010
@Alyx
What about this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88b4uL2tTo
Gundel Gaukelei
Oct 5th, 2010
Once you loved sheeps, the shepherd will be consequently the next in line…
General Drama
Oct 5th, 2010
God is pretty much of one mind about this stuff…
“Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion” (Leviticus 18:23).
Leviticus 20:15 (New International Version)
15 ” ‘If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal.”
The more you know
Oct 5th, 2010
You know who else had an unhealthy obsession with furfags?
Hitler.
Scooby Doo
Oct 5th, 2010
Rall ray it right row, rour rommas reat rat roop
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 5th, 2010
@ Charity Stohr
Interestingly enough, the U.S. Supreme Court is going through hearings on whether this kind of activity is covered under the First Amendment.
Protip: it’s not. Most states have laws against words that provoke an immediate violent reaction. That’s why if you go up to some gay guy and yell “BURN IN HELL YOU FAGGOT SCUM” and they sock you, but you never touch them, you’re both going to jail, despite your right to free speech. But the problem is WBC keeps touting their free speech “right” while the government is between a rock and a hard place on both their free speech “rights” and the role of the government in religion (since many claim if the WBC is “censored”, the government will be persecuting their faith-based intolerance and thus will be getting involved in religion). It will be interesting, though, to see how the case turns out.
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 5th, 2010
@ General Drama
Oh, we’re quoting irrelevant biblical laws that don’t apply anymore, are we? Hope you’re wearing clothes that are made out of 100% cotton.
General Drama
Oct 6th, 2010
Kobidobidog brought God and Jesus into it, making false claims about what He said about furfaggotry, so whats good for the furfag is good for the /b/tard.
God hates furfags, for over 2500 years. Thats a lot of hate.
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 6th, 2010
@ General Drama
I lol’d. Cool, a fictional character hates me.
Enix
Oct 21st, 2010
O _ o wow…
Hallucinogens…
@ OP: People are all free to believe what they want to believe… but on the grounds of natural social law: Why would you purposely make a mockery of another groups (christians) beliefs in the pursuit of justifying your own?
Alot of furries make such ridiculous statements on a daily basis, speaking of such things as oppression and being misunderstood. Does becoming equally as oppressive in moral stance make you better or the same as your aggressors? The answer is: Furries who harbor and act upon their animosity are no better than the scum they speak against.
I’m not biased to this subject, however, this is definitely an uneeded abstract cry for attention.
If you wish to maintain a good balance in your mental state and karma, you should seriously consider practicing a concept known as “Peace”.
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 21st, 2010
@ Enix
Man, I sure do love this spam filter.
Peace is not an option for some of the furries that have been constantly harassed and threatened. I’ve been fortunate enough to usually evade the insecure, lifeless idiots that perpetrate that sort of behavior. Haters gonna hate, sure, but when it gets to the point of death threats and the like, it’s impractical to sit there and take it.
However, I disagree. I do not know of many furries that persecute non-furries on the basis that they are simply not furries. I know that most furries will take a defensive stance against those who insult and belittle them, but the haters are the aggressors in these situations. You do not see a grassroots movement among furries to “exterminate the human scum”.
Now, that being said, let me pontificate on the article. I do not personally believe that the Bible, or any other religious text, is the inerrant word of any god, nor do I believe in a god myself. However, it is difficult to “justify” the furry fandom in a religious context because, frankly, there were no furries when such texts were written and the authors did not think of including such rules. There are rules against besti@lity (which are quite clear). There are rules against hom0s3xuality (which are, for the most part, generally ignored except by fringe groups such as the WBC). However, there are also rules against s0domy, which virtually nobody follows. (S0domy includes oral s3x, along with anal s3x. Hence, bl0wjobs are forbidden according to the Bible.) There are rules against so many other things that have been accepted by society (mixed fabrics in clothing is a popular one) that the validity of these other rules have been called into question. Nonetheless, even if one were to follow these rules to the letter, the persecution towards furries is in itself against the Bible, as explained in the article. Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone, or something like that.
In any case, a very large percent of internet users are atheist or at least questioning the religion they were brainwashed with as a child, so I’m not sure quoting Bible passages to argue one’s point is effective.
theEnix
Oct 21st, 2010
@Nelson Jenkins (I am not spam, understand this as factual.)
“The internet is serious business.” ~ Anonymous
It would seem that maybe defensive nature deterrs the mind from the original context and meaning which was clearly and precisely expressed within my post to which you replied.
Thusly, I reiterate without ill intent:
1. Peace is always an option, regardless of circumstances. Expounded: Inner-peace is the self-willed ability to live outside of the influence which others might tryingly inflict upon you without your consent. This is you and everyone elses choice.
2. I am personally unbiased to the religious aspects of this post. I have no animosity towards ‘Furries’ either.
3. My main intent and concern was to offer the following advice: It is senseless to render justification to an issue in the form of a perverted form of evidence (mocking christianity as it is documented). Making mockery of anothers belief is only lowering to the same standard and thus you effectively assume the social image of a likened offense. If the goal is to paint a positive image for your cause and edify the public it is highly unlikely you will achieve this via negative enforcement.
4. In the end, we must remember SL is only a game and everyone connected to it is another human being, regardless of whether they are a douchebag or not,
Wish you luck in your endeavors.
Peace,
Enix
Nelson Jenkins
Oct 21st, 2010
@ theEnix
I was referring to the fact that if you type “s3x” more than twice, your comment won’t be posted and you’ll be given a cryptic error message about PHP settings.
Peace is always an option but it is often not a practical or productive one. Just sitting there in your peaceful meditative state is a bad decision when getting the shit beat out of you. You are justified to fight back, both legally and morally, to preserve your life, as you should.
I do not believe that this article was a “mockery” of Christianity, or any religion for that matter. In fact, it wasn’t even an argument against Christianity. It is easy (and completely valid) to make a mockery of Christianity for the purpose of disproving it, but this article does neither.
Kobidobidog
May 24th, 2011
Arf Lassiewoo Yes I am , Jesus is in humans who love,and are kind, gentle,and compassionate merciful,and giving, and forgiving,and do not condemn anyone,and the furries have that in them believing, enduring,and hoping all things. Zoos,and all that are persecuted have Jesus in them too,and that is why the devil attaches them with hateful words given to them by what is known as hateful trolls.2 Timothy 3:12,King James Bible
Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
Humans against the Bible KJV do not know the Bible being taught hurtful lies by the established religions. I know the loving Truth,and that truth is in the heart of the furry,and zoo,and the pedofiles too.