The Alphaville Herald

Carine Ceriano — Post 6 Grrrrl

by Alphaville Herald on 18/11/10 at 2:55 am

[Carine Ceriano is one of my favorite people in SL, and as soon as I step out of the way and let you at her bio, I bet you'll see why. Feisty, fun and gorgeous, Carine has been the life of several parties I've had the good fortune to attend, and I'll bet her newest venture will be every bit a success. It is an honor to present Carine Ceriano, Post 6 Grrrrl ~Timothy Morpork]

So I was born in 2008 and learned my way around and thought I would use my Second Life to try new and interesting things. I did the whole building thing, did the scripting thing, and drove myself batty working with Photoshop and learning that but I think they are too isolating for me because you have to spend hours and hours working on something to get it just right or get it packaged up for sale or to get it just right in the seams. This is a game, games should be fun, I chucked all that and threw myself into the social stuff.

One of the cool things here are all the roleplay possibilities, so I read up on Gor and tried that in a number of capacities but it turns out I have a very low tolerance for elevated dramatic speech when done badly, as it often is. I tried running a nightclub but that seemed too much like work, and then stripping, good God! I couldn’t believe people would want me to type some long "sexy" thank you for every tip. I tried to interact with the customers and be real but kept getting in trouble because my managers had some sort of wordcount fetish.

Anyway, my worst failure was when I let myself get talked into trying to be a sub. I let myself get sold at an auction but got purchased by a complete asshat, then just because I figured that was a fluke, I tried it again and met a really cool guy but I was a terrible sub. He’d want to do this, and I’d want to do that, and he’s all "But you’re my slave, you have to do it" and I’m like "Yeah right." So we’d fight, it was actually fun to roleplay a terribly unsubserviant sub and I’ve been "owned" by this guy for a long time now.

Well, along the way, he went and got himself an SL girlfriend and morphed her into an SL Wife. She and I hate each other, (in-character, out of character I love her) but at some point in our playing we got into a huge fight about what a raging bitch she can be so I slapped her and she slapped me and soon we were rolling all around the floor at the foodcourt kicking and biting and all the rest.

So yeah, my new thing is that I’m starting a group for chicks who like fighting, or for guys or gals who like watching chicks fighting. Whether you’re really into MMA or just hope one of the participant’s tops will come off, this is the group for you. It’s called Fighting Women. Knowing some of your readers, I set the entry fee at $100 just to make it more expensive to grief us, but if you’re interested in wrassling, join the group. We have had a couple of informal meetings already and will have some more stuff soon.

So, thanks to my friend Timothy for letting me show off a little. Hope you like, and if you don’t? I’ll meet you in the octagon.