Carine Ceriano — Post 6 Grrrrl
by Alphaville Herald on 18/11/10 at 2:55 am
[Carine Ceriano is one of my favorite people in SL, and as soon as I step out of the way and let you at her bio, I bet you'll see why. Feisty, fun and gorgeous, Carine has been the life of several parties I've had the good fortune to attend, and I'll bet her newest venture will be every bit a success. It is an honor to present Carine Ceriano, Post 6 Grrrrl ~Timothy Morpork]
So I was born in 2008 and learned my way around and thought I would use my Second Life to try new and interesting things. I did the whole building thing, did the scripting thing, and drove myself batty working with Photoshop and learning that but I think they are too isolating for me because you have to spend hours and hours working on something to get it just right or get it packaged up for sale or to get it just right in the seams. This is a game, games should be fun, I chucked all that and threw myself into the social stuff.
One of the cool things here are all the roleplay possibilities, so I read up on Gor and tried that in a number of capacities but it turns out I have a very low tolerance for elevated dramatic speech when done badly, as it often is. I tried running a nightclub but that seemed too much like work, and then stripping, good God! I couldn’t believe people would want me to type some long "sexy" thank you for every tip. I tried to interact with the customers and be real but kept getting in trouble because my managers had some sort of wordcount fetish.
Anyway, my worst failure was when I let myself get talked into trying to be a sub. I let myself get sold at an auction but got purchased by a complete asshat, then just because I figured that was a fluke, I tried it again and met a really cool guy but I was a terrible sub. He’d want to do this, and I’d want to do that, and he’s all "But you’re my slave, you have to do it" and I’m like "Yeah right." So we’d fight, it was actually fun to roleplay a terribly unsubserviant sub and I’ve been "owned" by this guy for a long time now.
Well, along the way, he went and got himself an SL girlfriend and morphed her into an SL Wife. She and I hate each other, (in-character, out of character I love her) but at some point in our playing we got into a huge fight about what a raging bitch she can be so I slapped her and she slapped me and soon we were rolling all around the floor at the foodcourt kicking and biting and all the rest.
So yeah, my new thing is that I’m starting a group for chicks who like fighting, or for guys or gals who like watching chicks fighting. Whether you’re really into MMA or just hope one of the participant’s tops will come off, this is the group for you. It’s called Fighting Women. Knowing some of your readers, I set the entry fee at $100 just to make it more expensive to grief us, but if you’re interested in wrassling, join the group. We have had a couple of informal meetings already and will have some more stuff soon.
So, thanks to my friend Timothy for letting me show off a little. Hope you like, and if you don’t? I’ll meet you in the octagon. 
James Freud
Nov 18th, 2010
All was good until I scrolled down, and then I vomited in my mouth.
Horton Hoonoo
Nov 18th, 2010
Oooooo. mrs potatohead packed her angry eyes.
edna
Nov 18th, 2010
Holy smokes! I seriously never saw that one coming.
“I’m starting a group for chicks who like fighting”
Um, “chicks” as in females?
Yep
Nov 18th, 2010
LOL I love the shock factor waiting on the end
AM Oderngrl
Nov 18th, 2010
That must be the incredible shrinking dongle because there is no evidence of a belfry in the first two pictures.
Cayce Urriah
Nov 18th, 2010
Actually, I’d be more surprised if she didn’t have a cock.
It’s second life, folks. Standard.
Breen Whitman
Nov 18th, 2010
C’mon, who didnt know by pic 2 it was a trap!
Soooo obvious!
Senban Babii
Nov 18th, 2010
Bwahaha you all got pwned XD
I actually really enjoyed this post, especially the twist at the end. Kudos although that scrotum looks like it’s a bit out of proportion with everything else but hey, if you’re happy then cool.
And now all the men are coughing and not making eye contact and talking in extra deep voices about how they knew all along it was a trap and how they didn’t fancy her anyway and did you see that ludicrous display by Arsenal last night, what was that referee thinking and so on just in case they caught a dose of gay.
Mary Elizabeth
Nov 18th, 2010
“tried it again and met a really cool guy but I was a terrible sub. He’d want to do this, and I’d want to do that, and he’s all “But you’re my slave, you have to do it” and I’m like “Yeah right.” So we’d fight, it was actually fun to roleplay a terribly unsubserviant sub and I’ve been “owned” by this guy for a long time now.”
This is awesome. I picture the typical SL “master”, a massive loser in RL, sneaking down to his computer in the basement to have absolute control over his dream woman (not like the mouthy woman up there washing dishes), just to have her say “yeah, right”.
Regarding her wang, unless there is a bulge when she’s dressed, she’s just a little girl playing a bit of dress up and trying to get a reaction.
hobo kelly
Nov 18th, 2010
post traumatic stress disorder can cause this. have you ever considered a haircut? it might be a first step, wellsum jus sayin
Skye D.
Nov 18th, 2010
Ahaha! She’s got a dingle on her dongle! Love it!
And LOL at Senban’s comment. How true that last paragraph.
Now , Carine sounds like a girl who would be fun to out drinking beers with. Great subject Timothy! Nice pics, too.
Scylla Rhiadra
Nov 18th, 2010
Hmmm. Let’s see . . .
Gor? Check.
Stripping? Check.
D/s? Check.
I’ll give you points for the “surprise ending,” though. How exactly did your Gorean master feel about finding THAT under your silks? I’d love a excerpt of that particular chat log . . .
Bet the poor little bastard wasn’t able to get it up for a month afterwards . . .
Imnotgoing Sideways
Nov 18th, 2010
Mind you, beyond the regular SL cliches… She ~does~ have a rather nice shape. (^_^)
Tracey Humphreys
Nov 18th, 2010
Nice boobs, nice willie. What’s not to like?
SlShapeshifter
Nov 18th, 2010
Hmmm, nice skin, proportions…
Is that penis in the right place? I dunno….
Lila
Nov 18th, 2010
Is the fighting all emoting, or are there some decent boxing/fighting animations too? I have a cute boxing outfit and years of barely concealed rage hidden in my ladylike self. (Sadly without any surprise ending, you always get 1-upped in SL…)
This was funny and sweet with a nice bit of absurdity thrown in at the end, well done!
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 19th, 2010
ITT: People who are currently drowning in their own vomit and people who are relatively pleased at the trap-ness of this Poast 6.
Good job Timothy, you’ve expanded the comment base outside just the people who are currently drowning in their own vomit.
That being said, I did like this one as well, and the story was halfway decent, but the barbed-wire-on-your-cock thing (actually, anything-metal-on-your-cock-especially-a-fucking-bell-what-the-fuck-seriously) is really not my thing. And your balls are huge. But hey, I won’t complain, it’s always nice to have a bit of penis in Post 6, and not just to laugh at all the idiots and trolls that scream in horror (hi edna!).
II Singh
Nov 19th, 2010
YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…………………..
Been done before.
http://alphavilleherald.com/2009/09/sigsbee-fuller-post-6-grrrrl.html
Boring guys…. extremely boring.
Then again what else is new with the Poached Six dreck.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 19th, 2010
@ II Singh
That’s actually what I was thinking when I saw this. And since when was Poast Shit not boring?
II Singh
Nov 19th, 2010
>>And since when was Poast Shit not boring?
Point made.
Tom Joad's Lost Goat
Nov 19th, 2010
@II Singh and Nelson.
I’m sorry, I’m confused why you read this then? If it’s boring, and yet you come back here just to say it’s boring, wouldn’t that mean you’re both like retarded or something?
I mean, the world is full of stuff to do. Why are you here doing this and not doing something that interests you?
Don’t get me wrong, we all love your comments because we get to make fun of you, but don’tcha think it might be time for one of those long, dramatic looks in the mirror?
And II Singh, I LOVE that you found this boring but took the time to go into the archives all the back to September 2009 (based on the URL) to find the last time Timothy posted a t-girl. You really must have a full rich life there pal. I can see you pouring through week after week looking for a donger to show how boring this is. Either that or you had it bookmarked. Either way, I say this pretty much busts your “it’s boring” facade.
Yep
Nov 19th, 2010
@Nelson Jenkins
Go get him tiger
II Singh
Nov 19th, 2010
For someone who has such a “full” life it seems there was rather too much verbage and effort expended on a pointless diatribe.
For myself… chalk it up to an eidetic memory, a corporate broadband connection, a long coffee break and longer link and compile run.
Back at ya lover.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 19th, 2010
@ Tom Joad’s Lost Goat
I’m so touched that you took a proportionately larger amount of your time typing out your laughably hypocritical missive to describe your unending worry for what I do with mine.
Derper
Nov 20th, 2010
That’s a man baby, irl too probably. Seriously, don’t you guys have anything better to do than pretend to be lesbians? Get a life you fat old farts! Let us lesbians be with other women who are women irl. Btw your weenie is gross.
Horton Hoonoo
Nov 20th, 2010
It is a valid point that -> if’n you don’t like it, why do you read it?
Nelson, we lob this over to you….
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 20th, 2010
@ Horton Hoonoo
I don’t like a lot of things at first, but the outcome overshadows the initial displeasure.
Tracey Humphreys
Nov 20th, 2010
@SlShapeshifter Nov 18th, 2010
“Is that penis in the right place? I dunno…”
Where would you like it, Shapeshifter? Up your…?
Little Lost Linden
Nov 21st, 2010
Holy Moly!!!
Still in a state of shock.
lolol
Nov 22nd, 2010
Now this is good ROFL
Kinoko
Nov 22nd, 2010
Yep I love these (;
They call this Second Life for a reason, and I really don’t get why some people really hate Transgenders,or Herms/Futa ^_^. Cuz I love them sweet little fuzzy things as in Kitties.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 22nd, 2010
@ Kinoko
People are still stuck in the stone ages when gender was a binary dilemma. I know people of around 9 genders myself.
Rebecca
Nov 23rd, 2010
@Nelson
“People are still stuck in the stone ages when gender was a binary dilemma. I know people of around 9 genders myself.”
That’s good to hear Nelson, I’m TG myself and know that binary gender is simply an artificial construct rather than a reflection of reality. Always nice to see even one more person who can see past such foolishness <3
We
Nov 23rd, 2010
@Nelson Jenkins
“People are still stuck in the stone ages when gender was a binary dilemma. I know people of around 9 genders myself.”
Hahahahahahahahaha what?
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 23rd, 2010
@ We
Male, female, trap, shemale, male hermaphrodite, mixed (flat-chested but female-identifying) hermaphrodite, MtF flat-chest identifying as a female (or flat-chested female), MtF flat-chest identifying as a male (or “cuntboy”).
MachineCode
Nov 24th, 2010
@Nelson Jenkins
Male, Female, Male, Male, Functionally Imaginary for both hermaphrodites, Male, Male.
My wild guess for the 9th one that you left out would be furry. It can double as the stupid gender and the one that everyone wants to compartmentalize so they can be more easily ridiculed.
Little Lost Linden
Nov 24th, 2010
As people sometimes like to say….”Surprise….Surprise…”
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 24th, 2010
@ MachineCode
The ninth was female hermaphrodite (or more commonly known as just a plain hermaphrodite); forgot to put it in.
Thank you for proving my point that most people cannot see the binary gender facade, and that gender is composed of many physical and psychological traits, not just whether they have a penis or a vagina.
And of course, you’re free to check out hermaphrodites, which do exist (although are almost always infertile). But I’d be willing to bet that you’re going to just stick to your “IF IT HAS A PENIS, IT’S A MAN OMGFHEJKLHAG” mentality.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 24th, 2010
@ myself
*cannot see past the binary gender facade
I need some sleep.
II Singh
Nov 24th, 2010
Talked to a professor of gender issues last night (yes there is such a thing) and the old thinking was the 6 or 9 distinct genders. The new thinking is that gender is a continuous spectrum with a infinite multiplicity of choices. Yeah whatever… sound like a lot of educated people (or people who like to think of themselves as educated) with too much time on their hands. Not interested in pigeon-holing anybody and frankly could care less about them. Worry about your own problems before diagnosing another’s at least that is my outlook on things.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 24th, 2010
@ II Singh
There isn’t really an “infinite” number of genders unless you factor in something with an infinite number of possible choices (the “old” gender was male/female, and even now there really aren’t that many criteria for gender, none of which have more than, oh, 5 or 6 options each). If you factor in sexual orientation, which does have a theoretically infinite number of choices, then yes, gender would be the same, but most people just separate the two.
II Singh
Nov 24th, 2010
Nelson… I really don’t care how many genders there are. That is what the ivory tower dweebs are saying. Many things are said that I don’t either believe in or care about. In the case of gender taxonomy this would fit both those categories. I spend more time laughing at the folks in higher ed and the extreme touchy feely crowd.
II Singh
Nov 24th, 2010
This would seem to be another one of those issues/distinctions or labels that some of us need to feel that we need to apply to make ourselves feel unique and special. Hi I am a bi/lfet leaning/furry with a fetish for pvc. Fine whatever,,, move along. Frankly I really don’t care there are more important things in life to explore and learn about than “how wonderful and unique I am”. Hubris and egocentric bullshit. I need to develop my personal realtionship with god… Fin move on whatever. We are all occupying space on an insignificant planet in a spur off an insignificant arm of a fairly run of the mill galaxy. What’s more in a geologic time sense after you make that declaration you rapidly become worm-food. Really worth all the effort… huh? This cult of Me-ism really makes me want to puke with our self focused TV (reality-crap) and the unending blogs about the universe that is ME. Fuck ME. Go out and do something interesting that doesn’t involve ME and MY place in things. Certainly not a rant against you Nelson but more a rant against a generation of narcissists.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 24th, 2010
@ Il Singh
If you’re so uninterested about everyone, why do you care about what they do with their efforts in life?
II Singh
Nov 24th, 2010
I am a conflicted individual… like gender things may not appear to be black and white but more shades of grey… our inclinations opinions and outlooks are similarly greyish and get more so with the advance of years. So too shall yours unless you are blessed with a simple unswerving outlook on life. My guess would be that would not be the case… thanks for holding a candle up to my rant… While it is easy to blame hypocrisy perhaps a better judgment would be a person in search of direction and answers but certainly not in all cases has either found them nor perfected them.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 24th, 2010
@ Il Singh
Sorry, the correct answer was “because I want to”. We also would have accepted “why do you?” or “gtfo furfag”.
MachineCode
Nov 25th, 2010
You call them genders. I call them imaginary.
The simplest explanation is usually the best, and here I have to go with “making up whatever is most convenient” as the culprit here. I’d assume you have problems in that area, but I’m already sure you have some others.
It’s always fun to be bored and stumble on a completely ridiculous furfag comment about 9 genders or something insane. It’s not that I’m intolerant of people with unusual bodies or sexualities, just people who are crazy.
Nelson Jenkins
Nov 25th, 2010
@ MachineCode
I am genuinely sorry for your inability to explain what gender someone is who has both male and female genitalia.
That being said, lol furfag trolling try harder.
hobo kelly
Nov 25th, 2010
wellsum, i reckon this furry gender corruption comes out when you let a thread soak too long and not throw out new raw meat to the reading masses for a week. When you all get a little older and that innate instinct to reproduce and perserve your genetic makeup into the future in the form of an offspring hits you, you all can shove whatever you want up whatever hole you want for as long as you want, but it will all come back to a male / female experience to make it happen. And if you wont do that, then bye bye to your particular form of perversion. thats a fact
Tux
Nov 25th, 2010
I personally believe sexual preference does not define gender.
Nature defines gender as either male or female (on rare occasions where nature screws up and both occur in a single body it is simply that, natures screw up).
IDC what a persons sexual preference is, but they will always be defined as gender male or gender female.
As a straight male, I do find it hard to understand all this stuff. But hey live and let live.