Jumpman Lane – The “Kang” of Second Life

by Pixeleen Mistral on 29/09/11 at 3:26 am

Last week, well-known virtual world entrepreneur Stroker Serpentine threw in the towel on Second Life after a long running series of feuds with Linden Lab and the notorious Jumpman Lane. Mr. Serpentine announced his departure in a series of tweets that caused alarm among his friends at the news that he was apparently exiting the virtual world suddenly - and permanently.

Stroker Tweets his farewell to Second Life

Monday evening I was able to interview Jumpman Lane and get his perspective on a situation many believe is an extreme case of cyberstalking and online bullying. In the interview, Mr. Lane made a number of extremely troubling statements - continuing his attacks on Stroker Serpentine and claiming Linden Lab staff encouraged his harassment of Serpentine after Serpentine filed a lawsuit against Linden Lab. But is this credible?

Jumpman Lane is well known for pursuing what I can only hope is a very deep level of roleplay in Second Life and taking his game to extremes - and into mainstream Internet media such as Facebook and Twitter. In the online world, where reputation is the only real currency, this cautionary take of what seems to be a smear artist and serial Google bomber with a grudge should give us all pause.

Is this the sort of game you want to play?

Pixeleen Mistral: this is a nice place, how long have you had it?
Jumpman Lane: this is juro kotharis masterpiece lol
Jumpman Lane: the dawson residence
Jumpman Lane: 6 months
Jumpman Lane: lady dawson charges me 100 usd a month lol

Jumpman Lane's office -  replica of Stroker Serpentine's head on the desk and skateboard leaning on the wall

Pixeleen Mistral: youch! I guess you can afford it though
Jumpman Lane: yup
Jumpman Lane: so u brought along any griefers lmao
Jumpman Lane: this dumps near natoma
Jumpman Lane: phils hill all that
Jumpman Lane: u crsh this theyll has ban ya lol
Jumpman Lane: hehehehe one of the allures of this ol laggy place

Pixeleen Mistral: I don't know why I have this reputation for griefers - I just talk to everybody
Jumpman Lane: hehehe whose kiddin whom pix hehehe
Jumpman Lane: ur a card
Jumpman Lane: i dont mind tho this is my show dump

Pixeleen Mistral: so - let's get started - I've been thinking about interviewing you for the Herald for a while
Jumpman Lane: why? hehehehe
Jumpman Lane: shoot

Pixeleen Mistral: before we get going - you know I have an issue with the potty mouth stuff, right?
Jumpman Lane: i wont cuss none pix i swear

Pixeleen Mistral: so do your best to behave
Jumpman Lane: i hate editing out stuff too
Jumpman Lane: :)

Pixeleen Mistral: you have had a long running disagreement with Stroker Serpentine
Pixeleen Mistral: but from what I saw on twitter recently you won
Pixeleen Mistral: how did that all play out?
Jumpman Lane: yeah i guess but he's crafty. he'll play up sympathy and come back to a bunch of hugs
Jumpman Lane: i unno

Pixeleen Mistral: I get people asking me what even started the fight
Jumpman Lane: i mean i was yappin with some tards online and saw his suicide note

Pixeleen Mistral: maybe we should start from the beginning
Jumpman Lane: oh thats easy. all his flunky pals used to sic me on theeir enemies
Jumpman Lane: cheergirl sicced me on chelsea

Pixeleen Mistral: chelsea?
Jumpman Lane: alfa winger sicced me on the owner of some dump club called platinum
Jumpman Lane: chelsea malibu

Pixeleen Mistral: and what does alfa winger do?
Jumpman Lane: well cheergirl sicced me on corsi mousehold but corsi well corsi sent me gifts and bought my allegience
Jumpman Lane: crap might have to edit that out lol
Jumpman Lane: alfa owns slcamz

Pixeleen Mistral: so that is an SL porn site?
Jumpman Lane: he had a girlfriend with her hears set on naming a club platinum so he paid me to run the platinum club owners off
Jumpman Lane: he makes a mint doing live cams in sl
Jumpman Lane: its a club
Jumpman Lane: slcamz u interviewed emm years ago lol
Jumpman Lane: they have these ukranina chicks doing live cams out of sl

Pixeleen Mistral: so things started out with you being an enforcer to muscle the competition out?
Jumpman Lane: basically i was a gun for hire at first in this stroker thing but then he pissed me off or something and it just built up lol
Jumpman Lane: yes precicly
Jumpman Lane: really just to smear folks

Pixeleen Mistral: how did stroker piss you off?
Jumpman Lane: i forgot lol it was before he built hump boy lame
Jumpman Lane: something he said somewhere
Jumpman Lane: then he sued linden lab and i had all this crap his buddies had told me so i spilled them

Pixeleen Mistral: so you didn't like it when stroker sued Linden Lab
Jumpman Lane: and after really looking into corsi's story i realized what a phoney stroker was and how easy it would be to attack him

Pixeleen Mistral: that upset a lot of people
Jumpman Lane: coudnt have cared less when they sued Linden Lab
Jumpman Lane: in fact if u dig for it u'll see where i supported him
Jumpman Lane: but like i said i was like a gun for hire

jumpman 001
a gun for hire

Pixeleen Mistral: I know - that is what I am trying to understand
Jumpman Lane: then the lindens contacted me
Jumpman Lane: with them it was all hints

Pixeleen Mistral: hints like what
Jumpman Lane: heck they fired im so it dont matter now

Pixeleen Mistral: ?
Jumpman Lane: Blondin was the one who approached me about smearing stroker over the suit
Jumpman Lane: he even lets it slip in one of his office hours

Pixeleen Mistral: ok - and you knew a lot of what was going on because you had been working with Stroker before
Jumpman Lane: noooooo
Jumpman Lane: never met stroker lol im sure we've never had an inworld conversation
Jumpman Lane: i met chelsea malibu first
Jumpman Lane: she told me a bunch of HER secrets to impress me
Jumpman Lane: then i met cheergirl who did the same
Jumpman Lane: then alf then hard rust

Pixeleen Mistral: ok - so you had dirt from chelsea and some others
Jumpman Lane: i know a lot of what they do in sl caws they told and showed me
Jumpman Lane: dirt from chelsea dirt from cheergirl dirt from alfa
Jumpman Lane: no dirt from hard he just follwed me around like a puppy

Pixeleen Mistral: LOL
Jumpman Lane: and dirt from a few lindens
Jumpman Lane: things to find out things to mention

Pixeleen Mistral: and the idea was to make Stroker look bad?
Jumpman Lane: that was their idea but i told them the truth is even better because he made himself look bad
Jumpman Lane: take his stance on ip rights

Pixeleen Mistral: ok
Jumpman Lane: he hates copybot but everybody he hangs withnis wearing stolen skins lmao
Jumpman Lane: its the biggest joke
Jumpman Lane: why is cheergirl using ripper viewers lmao
Jumpman Lane: u figure it out

Pixeleen Mistral: so with this sort inside information you had some leverage
Jumpman Lane: WHERE is cheergirl allen even lol
Jumpman Lane: god i got more info than i can write lol
Jumpman Lane: i just wait for the right moment
Jumpman Lane: they just told me things
Jumpman Lane: to impress me i guess
Jumpman Lane: like the redgrave skins

Pixeleen Mistral: maybe they were bragging?
Jumpman Lane: cheergirl gave the things to pals of mine
Jumpman Lane: rezzed the textures i got the asset uuids lmao
Jumpman Lane: pathetic
Jumpman Lane: im sure they were and boy i was im pressed hehehehe i still dont know how to steal skins in sl

Pixeleen Mistral: so you have all this insider info - how did you use it?
Jumpman Lane: well its just stuff they told me like i know the busness model for slcamz
Jumpman Lane: i write stories in my magazine when it suits me
Jumpman Lane: i reveal it to get back at my enemies
Jumpman Lane: consider this and this is accordin to that eros bunch
Jumpman Lane: 1. i wrecked chelsea malibu's deal wiht the real life jenna jameson club jenna and buried mountainmeister llc
Jumpman Lane: 2. wrecked vegas so stroker couldnt sell it like amsterdamn
Jumpman Lane: 3. cawsed him to have to settle eros vs linden research for a promise and n moies and ll's lawyers bills
Jumpman Lane: 4.stroker is suicidal, quit sl, called me the kang lol musta hurt some
Jumpman Lane: and thats what THEY say so i reckon im effective

jumpman 002
Jumpsman: "we have attacked our enemies by every means in any venue"

Pixeleen Mistral: so this has been going on for a long time - like the Stroker vs. LL lawsuit is old news
Jumpman Lane: old news to some lmao

Pixeleen Mistral: well - to you and me - but my readers don't know all the backstory
Jumpman Lane: technically u could say im a catspaw in the briggi vs. stroker war because ive defitly joined their cause so even longer

Pixeleen Mistral: but this has been more than some stories in your magazine
Jumpman Lane: hell though in not supposed to sat so im even seting the record straight on some class of 2003 drama that happened long before any of us ever heard of second life
Jumpman Lane: oh this is lush the new edtrix of my magazine
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: hello ㋡

Pixeleen Mistral: hi!
Jumpman Lane: more well we have attacked our enemies by every means in any venue lol

Pixeleen Mistral: like?
Jumpman Lane: twitter he prob wanted to committ suicide caws week before last stroker was threatening to caswe me up with a msdemenor charge of cyber stalking
Jumpman Lane: i pointed out to him that his peod antics on that tv show taboo might look bad to the fbi lol
Jumpman Lane: and so would his age play sex toy hump boy lame hehehe

Pixeleen Mistral: oh yeah - I remember the hump boy toy
Jumpman Lane: then he went quiet next i hear he's trying t hang his damn self or something
Jumpman Lane: yup
Jumpman Lane: hump boy waqs a godsend

Pixeleen Mistral: how so?
Jumpman Lane: ll taking it off xtreet helped to
Jumpman Lane: well it was removed for being an age play item
Jumpman Lane: can always say hey he's a pedo
Jumpman Lane: then he goes on taboo and they make him look like a perv
Jumpman Lane: try explaining all that away to some prosecutor never seen second life
Jumpman Lane: to them he's a sex offender and stroker knows it

Pixeleen Mistral: you have also been quite active in the comments on some web sites
Jumpman Lane: sure why not
Jumpman Lane: to the last ill graple wit them saps
Jumpman Lane: from hell's heart ill stab at em
Jumpman Lane: for hates sake spit my last breath at em
Jumpman Lane: they got my pal veronica2vixen devoix banned from second life

Pixeleen Mistral: how did they do that?
Jumpman Lane: former avastar reporter

Pixeleen Mistral: LL never bans people I dislike
Jumpman Lane: i unno cheergirl or her slag bimbo cheerleaders tricked her into repeating a secrect of cheergirls in world lol
Jumpman Lane: theyve banned plenty i dislike hehehe

Pixeleen Mistral: oh - then they ARed her?
Jumpman Lane: like these sappy furries named Poland used to piss me off as a noob
Jumpman Lane: rembeber them lush we bought mysti tools to fight em
Jumpman Lane: the good ol days
Jumpman Lane: yup they ARed her
Jumpman Lane: it was a douzy of a secrect
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: lololol..sure do, those were the days for sure
Jumpman Lane: im gonna reveal it in my book douchery thy name is serpentine
Jumpman Lane: hehehehehe

Pixeleen Mistral: but now Stroker is gone as far as I know
Jumpman Lane: Poland got banned

jumpman 003
Jumpman: "The thing with Stroker is, he chose to put his rl identity out there, expose his children and whatnot"

Pixeleen Mistral: so what is next?
Jumpman Lane: thats the fall part
Jumpman Lane: it ain t over
Jumpman Lane: cheergirl has to be attended to

Pixeleen Mistral: no?
Jumpman Lane: then chelsea malibu
Jumpman Lane: then alfa winger
Jumpman Lane: then hard rust
Jumpman Lane: i aint never stopping
Jumpman Lane: and theres some class of 2003 saps im gonna bury for lady

Pixeleen Mistral: but isn't Stroker a special case? everyone knows his RL identity
Jumpman Lane: crap for somebody else
Jumpman Lane: then im gonna make me an army of noobs and take over all of second life

Pixeleen Mistral: these others are not known, are they?
Jumpman Lane: naw theres a few enemies my pals have that are as old and famous as stroker
Jumpman Lane: sure we promoted slut mag off his troubles and we're gonna promote pisxel x out of his and others people troubles

Pixeleen Mistral: and even if you don't know their real life names you can still go after their facebook and twitter
Jumpman Lane: pixel x magazine lol we changed the name like yall did
Jumpman Lane: i dont care about their real lives lol
Jumpman Lane: take the olbies like stroker they all disclose who they are anyways
Jumpman Lane: i never attacked stroker rl
Jumpman Lane: he just slipped up rl

Pixeleen Mistral: what do you think Stroker will do next?
Jumpman Lane: he let those taboo producers set him side by side with the biggest wierdos in the world
Jumpman Lane: do some time
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: The thing with Stroker is, he chose to put his rl identity out there, expose his children and whatnot
Jumpman Lane: i think he'll lurk back into second life
Jumpman Lane: try to case me up as a cyber stalker
Jumpman Lane: then im marching to the fbi
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: i doubt hed leave premanently
Jumpman Lane: exactlyt lush

Pixeleen Mistral: so you think you have evidence that the FBI will accept?
Jumpman Lane: we take that little surrender thing i quit im gona kill myself as looking for pity and virtual hugs
Jumpman Lane: i know the ins and out of the federal legal system
Jumpman Lane: belive it or not ive had a fine education hehehe
Jumpman Lane: federal prosecutors win 90% of their cases
Jumpman Lane: he'd take some kind ogf plea
Jumpman Lane: he's got enough to be charged
Jumpman Lane: and they dont need proof
Jumpman Lane: not beyond a resonable doubt just grand jury evidence for a sealed indictment
Jumpman Lane: or unsealed
Jumpman Lane: then he'd plead to some lesser pedo charge
Jumpman Lane: no more stroker
Jumpman Lane: if i were him i'd stop messing with me all together. quit sl so i can move on down our list of enemies

Pixeleen Mistral: the pedo thing is a very serious charge to make
Jumpman Lane: watch taboo its creepy
Jumpman Lane: in a way i do worry about his daughter
Jumpman Lane: i mean i dont cyber with my close friends in sl
Jumpman Lane: never with lush here for example
Jumpman Lane: i could t with people i refered to as family

Pixeleen Mistral: shouldn't the police have acted on that Taboo show already?
Jumpman Lane: and i cyber all the time
Jumpman Lane: how u know they didnt lmao
Jumpman Lane: :)
Jumpman Lane: how do you know they arent
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: :þ~~~~
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: ew, Jump :þ~~~~

Pixeleen Mistral: well - I don't know actually
Jumpman Lane: something sure spooked the man
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: be like banging my brother
Jumpman Lane: i know tight
Jumpman Lane: right

Pixeleen Mistral: how can anyone know?
Jumpman Lane: u cant until they unseal the indictment
Jumpman Lane: they do that usually after the plea
Jumpman Lane: the guilty plea

jumpman 004
Jumpman: "facebook sucks i just mostly link spam facebook"

Pixeleen Mistral: I remember when you were fighting with Stroker before you said some things about his wife being on crack or something - that seemed to really set Stroker off
Jumpman Lane: put it to ya like this the world will known if his surrender is fake
Jumpman Lane: yeah
Jumpman Lane: they let slip she was in recovery or someth

Pixeleen Mistral: really?
Jumpman Lane: yup stroker said something along those lines in a forum
Jumpman Lane: and recently i called his son gay on twitter lol
Jumpman Lane: well it aint disclosure o nothing i dont think his son is gay
Jumpman Lane: and he disclosed the biut about his wife when he sent me a notecard demanding i retract the statments

Pixeleen Mistral: so it seems like part of how this works is you point out things like this about Stroker and his family and use twitter and facebook
Jumpman Lane: well u told me i couldnt cuss
Jumpman Lane: naw not facebook so muck

Pixeleen Mistral: mostly twitter?
Jumpman Lane: facebook sucks i just mostly link spam facebook lol
Jumpman Lane: well mostly slut magazine hehehe well pixel x magazine but twitter is fun
Jumpman Lane: see i learnt their limits when i tried to get some fake accounts they made of me there
Jumpman Lane: so i know how far to go in twitter

Pixeleen Mistral: it took you a long time to break Stroker though - like years
Jumpman Lane: same in sl i befriended lindens
Jumpman Lane: they let me know the boundaries
Jumpman Lane: vs. eros those boundaries widened a bit lol
Jumpman Lane: naw just since eros vs. linden research
Jumpman Lane: aint been that long lol

Pixeleen Mistral: so after the Eros lawsuit LL gave you more room to maneuver?
Jumpman Lane: hehehehehe plenty more room
Jumpman Lane: take the posts i did in the forums

Pixeleen Mistral: so what is next for you
Jumpman Lane: sl forums
Jumpman Lane: i used to get a three day suspension for calling some one a sap lol

Pixeleen Mistral: and now?
Jumpman Lane: now id get suspended for calling some one a sap too lol
Jumpman Lane: but then
Jumpman Lane: then he had their hands tied
Jumpman Lane: they couldnt discipline him or thyd seem vindictive
Jumpman Lane: they couldnt discipline me caws it wouldnt be fair

Pixeleen Mistral: so you could say pretty much anything
Jumpman Lane: so they called it all a personal dispute and all bets were off
Jumpman Lane: could and did
Jumpman Lane: he could make hump boy i could make effigies and we could defame each other
Jumpman Lane: i got a lil note
Jumpman Lane: play times over jumpy lol
Jumpman Lane: but in all fairness he got a pass too
Jumpman Lane: but he made himself look bad
Jumpman Lane: and the redgrave skin thing didnt help
Jumpman Lane: jewels ur standing on my stuffed head of stroker serpentine heheheh

Pixeleen Mistral: hi jewels!
Jewels Cassell: xD
Jumpman Lane: this is jewels a photog of pixel x and stuiff
Jewels Cassell: sorry, lushys limo driver kicked me onto an odd place!
Jewels Cassell: Hello everyone :)
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: :þ~~~~
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: I wanted you to ride Stroker's stuffed face :þ~~~~

Pixeleen Mistral: so how do you think this makes you look?
Jumpman Lane: hi his is pix edits the alphaville herald
Jewels Cassell: I figured lol
Jumpman Lane: look what lmao
Jumpman Lane: ive been like this since day one
Jumpman Lane: im pals with my pals and will bury my enemies and their enemies too
Jumpman Lane: everyone else better just stay out of my way
Jumpman Lane: see im rakin muck here
Jumpman Lane: like citizen lane
Jumpman Lane: some will love me soome will hate me i dont care either way
Jumpman Lane: but if ur my pal weell go all or nothing against the world

Pixeleen Mistral: I think you said recently that you are the Kang of SL
Jumpman Lane: stroker said i was too

Pixeleen Mistral: maybe that is the title I should use
Jumpman Lane: its like the criminal rating u recieve in grand theft auto san andreas
Jumpman Lane: look at my sl
Jumpman Lane: darling of linden lab

Pixeleen Mistral: Jumpman Lane - the Kang of SL
Jumpman Lane: juro kothari custom home lol
Jumpman Lane: yup i sppelt em all out on my blog lol

Pixeleen Mistral: ok - well thanks for talking
Jumpman Lane: from noob through fic to lil carducci man of power aqlla way up to king of second life lol
Jumpman Lane: np

Pixeleen Mistral: I'm getting paged in real life
Jumpman Lane: have a good one lol
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: nice to have met you
Lusciouslumpchunks McMillan: ㋡

Pixeleen Mistral: thanks again jumpman - its been real

77 Responses to “Jumpman Lane – The “Kang” of Second Life”

  1. Yep

    Sep 30th, 2011

    Tiger is on a roll.

    Go getem Tiger :P

  2. LOL

    Sep 30th, 2011


    “I can’t even find Blondins OH transcript where I said Stroker’s smearing me! I’m being defamed!”

    Don’t ya go to have famious before you can be defamed? Who the hell are you? Before this article no one every heard about you or your silly sissy pixel porno magazine. ya dumb tosser!

  3. Jumpman Lane

    Sep 30th, 2011

    @LOL no you do not have to be famous in order to be defamed

    and who are you trying to kid, sap! you’ve responded to dozens of my comments on the herald hehehe.

    and wtf is a tosser pray tell! hehehehe

  4. DJQuad

    Sep 30th, 2011

    @LOL you look like you just sat on your mom’s dildo. Get some fresh air, get a spell-checker, get a new T-Shirt, then get a clue.

  5. marilyn murphy

    Oct 1st, 2011

    @lady dawson: thats cool. i hope you are well. havent spoken to you in years. hope to see you again someday.

  6. GG3

    Oct 1st, 2011

    Why people invest their whole lives/savings into Second-Life’s cartoony drama is beyond me.


  7. GG3

    Oct 1st, 2011

    Even Strokers has come to the sad realization that crap o life ain’t worth a DIME in the long-run.

    Loose your reputation as a man for some lag-fest ‘game’? Is that worth it, just to make a couple of cheesy bucks off the stuff? This dude was rich. Hope he used his money wisely and didn’t put it all in fake pixy land.

    This links to the other events that are going on. People that can LITERALLY control your SL experience. Are SL users finally waking up and realizing the crap they’ve created amongst themselves?

    In the meanwhile, us gamer’s are staying far, far away from this heap of trash. We don’t like it in general, and there’s a reason for it. This is one of em.

  8. At0m0 Beerbaum

    Oct 1st, 2011

    lol it sounds like he’s gonna kill himself.

    how pathetic.

  9. GG3

    Oct 1st, 2011

    @ At0m0

    Apparently he left a note on twitter.

    All I can say is that no game is worth going an-hero over it.

  10. Lady Dawson

    Oct 1st, 2011

    @marilyn murphy: Wow, blast from the past :P

    sign on and come talk to me ♥♥♥♥♥

  11. paul

    Oct 1st, 2011

    Atom said: “lol it sounds like he’s gonna kill himself.” <<< lovel.

    GG3, you make good points. I've thought that they should make LL more of a game. Whatever original idealism there was has just eroded away into silly drama filled nonsense like the jumpman/strokers/JLU/griefer stories. On the other hand, there are plenty of creative and fun people and places in second life, they just don't make spectacles of themselves and end up in these kinds of stories. Those are the people whose experience LL should be protecting.

  12. Gundel Gaukelei

    Oct 1st, 2011

    If I may quote Travis Bickle:
    “All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.”

    If I was LL, I would already be busy implementing a heavy rain now.

  13. Jumpman Lane

    Oct 1st, 2011

    I aint did nuthin to no body! that didnt have it comin!

  14. LOL

    Oct 1st, 2011


    You fit all these deffinitions of a tosser


    Ya wank all day & all night to pixel porn! Go toss off to some more men with female avatars!

  15. hobo kelly

    Oct 1st, 2011

    Humpboy Lame goes running to Kalel Venkman going WaaaaaaWaaaaaaa, then goes running to Prokofy Neva going WaaaaaWaaaaaa. big tough gun for hire. what a chump

  16. rofl

    Oct 1st, 2011

    Oximoronically LOL is upset, not loling.
    Also, he’s caring too much again.
    intarwebs rage FTW!1!

  17. Skye D.

    Oct 2nd, 2011

    “Isn’t it time for another Post 6 girl? That’s more wholesome and fun than all those wannabe bad guys and porn kings thrown together in a bucket of cum.”

    Gosh, I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with Orca. Reading through this “drama” of the past few weeks just makes me feel like I need to take a shower with straight lye.

  18. Echo

    Oct 3rd, 2011

    I am sure some people know Lush’s real life name too…in fact I’m sure of it. ;)

  19. [...] business. Jumpman Lane told me in an interview last week that his anti-Stroker campaign had been greenlighted by Linden Lab staff – although he was unable to produce evidence of [...]

  20. [...] consider notoriously toxic trolls such as Jumpman Lane, Kalel Venkman’s Justice League Unlimited vigilantes, or Prokofy Neva — and the level of effort [...]

  21. left SL

    Oct 30th, 2011

    well it seems that one egotistical SL idiot has left Second Life only to be replaced by another. This is to be expected with a Virtual reality “game” where people get to act out their fantasies any way they can so they can be something they can’t be in real life.

    In this case I guess Jumpman has a set of balls in SL but not RL. I don’t agree with anything that Stroker/Mr Alderman did in the game, but it’s a GAME for god’s sake. If you call him a pedophile in Real Life, best have the evidence because as I understand the law you’re still innocent until proven guilty and “playing a game” isn’t in any fashion REAL.

    For those who “LIVE” in the game, as it seems some do then I seriously think they have other issues that need attending to like reality displacement. Not knowing either of the individuals personally in this dispute, I can only say that it seems one of them has made the ADULT choice and decided to get in touch with reality and his family.

    More power to that.

  22. Raine

    Nov 29th, 2011

    Jumpman Lane is the biggest idiot on Second Life.

    I mean who types like a retarded 7th grader?

  23. iFail

    Dec 16th, 2011

    This dude Jumpman’s account is gonna get cracked, just for being such a jackass….lol….watch!!

    Sad thing is with that grammar, he will probably think he just spelled his password incorrectly.

  24. fortesque smythe

    Dec 16th, 2011

    never mind i am absolutely certain his alts will be visiting sl
    after all he is quite well geared up to making money and with his dev skills he should make a packet more

  25. fortesque smythe

    Dec 16th, 2011

    forgot to add – pixleen mistral – she is one bitch to watch after all she knows most of the dodgy hackers that theive peoples databases and hack ppl the fuck up
    pixleen mistral the dodgy fuck of sl

  26. ImprezaVTrev

    Dec 9th, 2012

    What an ass, and he needs to learn how to type. My lord! It’s obvious he did something, probably will get banned someday. .

  27. Aya Pelous

    Mar 3rd, 2014

    Reading back on this makes me LOL

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