Herald Correspondent Attacked by Bill Cosby, Investigation Launched
by Alphaville Herald on 18/02/07 at 6:20 pm
by Jimbo Quality
[Editor's Note: Jimbo's investigation into the perpetrators of the attack described below is continuing. As is the Herald's into how this guy get to write for our paper in the first place.
--Walker Spaight]
If you’re like me, you often find yourself camping a camping chair at a place like the LV Casino »in Baeogae«. It was almost 9:00pm SL time on a recent Saturday evening when I was doing just that, standing next to a camper’s chair, hoping to beat her back into it when the last of her active cycles ran out and the chair kicked her out like an extra ball in an old pinball machine. After all, good camp chairs are hard to find.
I’d been a little nervous that I wasn’t going to get a chair at all. But then, across the smoky casino floor I spotted her. She’d been there a while, her idle cycles were almost used up and she was nodding off into the AFK mode. I stood next to the chair, waiting, watching for the telltale signs that she was about to go down.
All of a sudden I was accosted by a zillion Bill Cosbys.
Before I know it, I was standing outside the casino being hit on the head by ol’ Cliff Huxtable himself — and then things started to get strange. There were explosions, disturbing images of someone’s distended posterior, and, most disturbing of all, a reporter from a rival newspaper and an angry little avatar with a protest sign right in the middle of it all.
All the while, the Coz kept right on a coming.
Now, I think Bill Cosby is a genius. He gave us Fat Albert, and he may also have invented the Prince Albert in a Can prank telephone call. [Or maybe not -- Ed.] His 1980s television show character, Clff Huxtable, single handedly gave all the ugly sweaters in my closet hope that they too would one day be seen as “fun” and not just “ugly.” His remarkable vocal harmonies with his band, Cosby, Stills, Nash and Young, produced a timeless body of music [My kingdom for a fact-checker -- Ed.], and I believe that his most famous song, the civil rights anthem “White Christmas,” is still the biggest selling single ever. [Ummm . . . -- Ed.] I was very upset to think that he was attacking me as I tried to earn a few Lindens, so as I watched my screen fill with images of my hero, I fought back tears and wondered, “Why would Bill do this to me?”
My next thought was, “I wonder if that chick is still in the camping chair.” Throwing caution to the wind, I trundled toward the casino and found myself unable to get back in! The images and explosions were thick now, and the entrance to the casino was so jammed with Cosbys and explosions that I couldn’t get near the door. “Damn my luck!” I thought. I could feel the Lindens slipping through my fingers.
As I stood there, the explosions increased, and images continued to flood my screen for several minutes. The other reporter and the angry little man were very close to what appeared to be the center of the thing, so I retreated to safety to watch. I mean, if one of them is actually blown up into little avatar chunks then someone has to stay alive to tell the story, right?
Once I established that nothing new or exciting was going to happen, and once I realized I was too chicken to try and get back into the casino with explosions in my way, I went home. Ten minutes later, I went back to the LV Casino to investigate, and found that the attack was over and, miraculously, the camping chairs were all empty! I hopped up in one and got busy detecting.
Now, Dear Readers, it may come as a surprise to you, but I believe I am one of the great detective minds of this century. Every day I expect the phone to ring and I’ll hear the voice of Gil Grissom, or one of the supernerds on the Criminal Minds show, and they’ll be begging me to join their team. (Truth be told, I really want Freddie to call and ask me to join Scooby and Shaggy and the rest of the gang. Mmmmm, Velmam you are so hot, if you read this, call me baby, please!)
Anyhow, as I sat in the chair I launched my investigation, assembling a few incisive theories as to who might have launched this attack and why. The unusual suspects:
Bill Cosby — The most obvious candidate. For that reason, I eliminate him.
The Angry Little Man — A lot of lesser minds would overlook this guy, but not me. He would my top suspect in this case, except for three things. Number one, all the standard police procedures say that the spouse is always top suspect and not only am I not married to him, I’ve never even heard of him. Number two, he was holding a protest sign, and anyone flinging that many Cosby pictures would need two hands. Number three, on Law and Order it’s always the guest star that commits the crime, and again, I’ve never heard of this guy. Clearly innocent.
The Rival News Correspondent — She was conveniently right there at the center of it all, and everyone knows you can’t trust a reporter. If I didn’t have better suspects all lined up, I’d blame her. She also works for the yucky other paper.
The Chick in the Camping Chair — It’s possible she was only pretending to be “away” and knew I was going to pounce into her chair with catlike reflexes, so she bombed the place with Cosbys to distract us all.
The Yogurt Industry — Here’s my #2 suspect. Bill Cosby sold millions of packages of Jell-O brand pudding, and everyone knows that that market share comes at the expense of all the other members of that same “eaten with a spoon from a plastic container” food group. It is my belief that yogurt industry executives could have banded together and started a program to defame Mr. Cosby here in SL.
Someone Altogether Different — My leading suspect, at this point. I think it’s quite possible that someone besides the other people on my list could have been responsible for this. I base this on the fact that that’s always how it happens when I watch TV crime shows. I always think it’s suspect A, B, D, E, or F and it’s always C.
Of course, all this is only speculation at this point. I’m not actually accusing anyone of anything, and I think the above-named individuals are, at this point, great people with lots of civic pride and other good things going for them. They should not feel angry or harmed or anything, because I love them and would take them all out for a nice lunch if avatars could eat. We’d even have yogurt and Jell-O, showing that the two can peacefully coexist. Please don’t sue me.
And remember, Dear Readers, always bring a towel — and if you know of any good camping chairs, give me a holler.
Proteus Hand
Feb 27th, 2007
Heh… I’m stepping out of the legions for once now just to say… anon hasn’t always defeated it’s “enemies” one occasion I remember intlibber briefing an entire army of Merczateers on grounds of a suspected attack, and then he revealed confirmation screenshots of what seemed to be an IRC chat between leaders of the Patriotic Nigras…. The merczateers patrolled for four hours that day, ony to see about four or five PN show up… each one was torn to pieces by gunfire…….
Nice try anon, chalk one up for the Mercz.
Anonymous
Feb 27th, 2007
hahaha
We don’t have a fucking IRC channel, you numbfuck.
Mudkips Acronym
Mar 1st, 2007
PROTIP: We all use MSN, you idiot.
Captain Satan
Mar 3rd, 2007
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Mar 3rd, 2007
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Captain Satan
Mar 3rd, 2007
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Captain Satan
Mar 3rd, 2007
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Captain Satan
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Captain Satan
Mar 3rd, 2007
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Captain Satan
Mar 3rd, 2007
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Wayfinder Wishbringer
Mar 3rd, 2007
What, are we supposed to be impressed by the fact that you can copy and paste text to a blog?
My guess: a troll who didn’t want his tail-kicking to be exposed on other threads… so decided to spam the “latest postings” section.
Just goes to show some children have way too much free time… and far too little in the way of brain cells. LOL
Captain Satan
Mar 3rd, 2007
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
Anonymous
Mar 4th, 2007
Intlibber: As a member of PN, I know both ORLY and Rhubarb, and I can tell you right now that neither of them have ‘frauded the world stock exchange’ or ‘poured thousands of frauded l$ into sploders’. I know this because I have every tool that they have, and we have NO WAY of creating fake L$ out thin air. Why else would we all sit on camping chairs?
And really. Making money? We’re not here for that. Our money gets spent uploading pictures of cosby.
A Nony Mouse
Mar 6th, 2007
ShoopedLife isn’t doing what you think it’s doing… a little bird told me…
Invasion Of The Furries
Mar 7th, 2007
The problem with griefers isn’t that their targets don’t have a sense of humor, it’s that griefers just aren’t very funny. It’s a self-correcting problem, though, because only idiots hate furries anyway.
Anonymous
Mar 12th, 2007
The whole anonymous thing makes us all laugh. The PN’s aren’t really PN’s – maybe about 40% are at most, the rest are spies.
YHelloThar
Mar 17th, 2007
“The problem with griefers isn’t that their targets don’t have a sense of humor, it’s that griefers just aren’t very funny. It’s a self-correcting problem, though, because only idiots hate furries anyway.”
Lulz at the furfag, cry moar
lol cocks
Mar 20th, 2007
“The whole anonymous thing makes us all laugh. The PN’s aren’t really PN’s – maybe about 40% are at most, the rest are spies.”
lol whatever you say furfag, you’re full of spies too
now go back to your livejournal and yiff it up you furfag
mudkips
Mar 20th, 2007
YIFF IN HELL
N3X15
Mar 20th, 2007
HAY NONY MOUSE
THANKS FOR THE TIP I FOUND THE BUG AND FIXED IT
Johninsead Ida
Mar 23rd, 2007
Hi everyone,
My land has been attacked, I can see self replicating pool’s closed signs everywhere. How can I stop it?
thanks for your help.
darkfoxx
Mar 23rd, 2007
oh dear oh dear oh dear….
I have to agree with Mudkips… Who the hell can take particle spamming and prim cocks floating around seriously?
I mean, can anyone say “PRE SCHOOL?”
It’s laughable, as it’s the only thing the Pathetic Nigras are capable of. And then only for five minutes, before they’re B& again.
Closing down the GYC and Furnation?
Give it your best shot, bitch… we’ll be waiting.
(for years to come prolly…)
oh, and yiff in hell?
LOL at least us furries can get some. Only pussy you guys ever seen up close, was drawn by some Japanese guy, and posted on your child-porn ‘lolicon’ board over at 7chan.org.
niam
Mar 23rd, 2007
Here is a way to eliminate the particle emitters which causes those “explosions” – for exaple those made by PN, pool’s closed signs.
Search for objects owned by others than the land owner in “about land…”. Here you can see and select all the objects made by strangers. If there is any suspicious, that might be the particle emitter, so return it to its owner.
Mudkips Acronym
Mar 23rd, 2007
LOL FURFAGS.
“It’s laughable, as it’s the only thing the Pathetic Nigras are capable of. And then only for five minutes, before they’re B& again.”
Ahahaha, no. We’ve got a 50+item collection of various items. Particle spam and penises are just the easiest and the most effective.
“Closing down the GYC and Furnation?
Give it your best shot, bitch… we’ll be waiting.
(for years to come prolly…)”
We’ll see about that. Your resistance only makes our e-penises harder.
“oh, and yiff in hell?
LOL at least us furries can get some. Only pussy you guys ever seen up close, was drawn by some Japanese guy, and posted on your child-porn ‘lolicon’ board over at 7chan.org.”
The only “some” you can get is raping a stray dog in a back alley. I don’t debate normal sexual behavior with furfag zoophiles.
Poolsclosed News
Mar 25th, 2007
OMG IN DA NUZ
HAHAHA OH WOW.
Some dumb fucking SL news reporter was cosbyd by PN while being a fag in a casino.
Behold his shitty reporting, and stupidly verbose editor!
hahahahaha.
…
muddy dicks
Mar 28th, 2007
“LOL at least us furries can get some. Only pussy you guys ever seen up close, was drawn by some Japanese guy, and posted on your child-porn ‘lolicon’ board over at 7chan.org.”
oh yeah you furries sure do get a lot of action, typing out “strokes ur furry cock” in your virual house, and getting together in fursuits to yiff each other at conventions.
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Apr 28th, 2007
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Sep 25th, 2007
That is great!! I beat it was Joshua Sao (just kidding) I almost fell out of my chair!!!
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