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The Other Fixed Election: Seth Galloway Speaks
Much has been made of allegations of cheating in the final election between Ashley Richardson and Mr-President. Largely overlooked in the Alphaville Election Scandals has been the charge that final primary election between Ashley Richardson and Seth Galloway was also fixed – this time in Ashley’s favor. In this interview we talk to Seth Galloway, [...]
Full StoryInterview with a Sim Scorned
As Alphaville attempts to mirror much that can be found in reality, it may come as news to some of you that this Sim-city has even attempted to produce an equivalent to the television series “The Bachelor.” In this interview filed by our beloved pop culture guru, I.P. Lithium, we learn of one Sim’s experience [...]
Full StoryMr-President Caught Groping Intern!
by Pat the Rat Well, I always said that our Mr-Pres was a frisky one! Here he is, caught on screen shot, groping an innocent young AVG intern in the flower of her youth. Oh well, it beats invading Islamic Countries I suppose, but there is something very 90s about the whole affair. And at [...]
Full StoryMr-President holds press conference: Welcomes Independent Investigator
In a news conference held at the Capitol on Monday night, Mr-President defended himself from charges of fixing the election with the help of Mafia boss JC Soprano, arguing that the chat logs, although accurate, were (despite appearances) elaborate ongoing jokes between Mr-President and Mr. Soprano. He also defended his relationship with Mr. Soprano, who [...]
Full StoryElections *Were* Rigged. Mr-President Exposed as Puppet of JC Soprano
by Urizenus According to high level sources in both the Alphaville Government and the Soprano Organization, and corroborated by chat log documentation, the Alphaville Government elections were rigged beginning with the primaries. In the Richardson/Galloway primary elections, for example, the Galloway votes allegedly were not fully counted, suggesting that the election scandals began at least [...]
Full StoryInterview with “Janette”
Recently I had a chance to pose a few questions to the person behind Alphaville’s current “most infamous” character. In this interview, he tells us what drove him to create “Janette,” how s/he feels about infamy, fellow Alpha’ citizens and The Sims Online.
Full StoryMr-President Cavorts at Mobster Wedding Party
By Pat the Rat Excuse me readers if I appear all aflutter, but I just got back from the social event of the year in Alphaville’s Underworld – the wedding of JC Soprano to his Consigliore, ChANCEs. I must confess that I missed the wedding, but managed to arrive fashionably late to the wedding party [...]
Full StoryNew Relationship System Creates Reward System for Griefers
Believe it or not, EA/Maxis has topped itself on the brain-dead-o-meter. In the new relationship system they rank the top 100 sims in various categories including “most infamous” and “meanest”. Well, anyone who has read John Suler’s work on griefers will know what will happen. There will be a contest among griefers/scammers to see how [...]
Full StoryThe Second Life Way
While EA and Maxis continue to treat their customers like garbage, offering little freedom for creative play, no opportunity for the introduction of custom content, and no reward for either, Second Life has introduced tools for the introduction of creative content, user ownership of user created custom content an a generous reward program for users [...]
Full StoryIs Granny Celestie Hanging up her Robe and Slippers?
Having been stabbed in the back by her scammer friend Isabella (now Viva T), Granny Cellestie has retired from her abusive granny schtick and recreated as Ms Barbara Walters, making her first appearance in Alphaville on the Oprah Winfrey Show. In this interview she talks about her career as an abusive granny and the odd [...]
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