Tizzers Foxchase – Post 6 Grrrrrl
by Alphaville Herald on 22/09/07 at 12:08 am
[Note from Justine Babii- I was panicking about getting this week's Post 6 done because my office kept exploding with ninja turtle pictures, annoying sounds, and flashes of light. It became so bad that I was afraid I might have to cancel Post 6 this week when a packet with Tizzer's bio came sliding under my door, and I was able to save the notecards before I crashed. again.]
So like I would have totally finished writing this article several weeks ago, but I was way too busy crashing sims and flaunting my flexi-hair at Prokofy. Do you have any idea how difficult it is being Hazim Gazov’s wife? Ugh! I wake up every morning with 20 screaming flexi dongs in my face. <3 him though. Hi sugar! *waves*
In all honesty, I’m a stripper on the weekends and particularly enjoy underwater basket weaving. I have absolutely no idea what Second Life is, or why I’m even here. Hobbies include cow-tipping, collecting exotic rocks, and singing in the shower.
I am currently hiding Mudkips Acronym in my basement along with the rest of the Patriotic Nigras. They raid my refrigerator on a daily basis for the lulz and protect me from the aids in the community pool. Oh they’re so cute in their little afros. Eeeee! I could just scream! ^__^
Mmmkay so let’s see… I’m a proud member of the Feted Inner Core and regularly coordinate super secret communist meetings deep within the evil Woodbury University. Well at least I used to… that is of course until the Lindens decided to hide WU, making the cover-up seem more authentic. >:3
I’d like to give shout-outs to my homies Alyx, Azzu, Windowlic, At0m0, Ralewyn, Trebesan, Mia, Darthblueafro, Aruk, Kiddoh, Jim, and all the other awesome people that have brought loads of awesome and good times into my Second Life. Also, hi Intlibber, hi Maldavius, hi Angel, HI PROK! Special thanks to Gala Phoenix for the awesome skin. Luv ya. Xoxo
P.S. Woodbury University 3.0 – Coming to a SL near you. 
Tenshi Vielle
Sep 22nd, 2007
/me falls over laughing
Nidol Slazar
Sep 22nd, 2007
For once, Post 6 is made of win
mootykips
Sep 22nd, 2007
Tizzers has locked me in her basement. Please send crowbars.
^ban^
Sep 22nd, 2007
Y U GIVE AWAY OUR SEKRIT LOCATION?
Kiddoh
Sep 22nd, 2007
Tizz is the hawtest Post 6 babe ever!
Also, Prok, what did you think of that picture I drew? Liek 4srsly, I want to know. D;
At0m0 Beerbaum
Sep 22nd, 2007
Hawt ;D
A+
Alyx Stoklitsky
Sep 22nd, 2007
I fapped to this.
Witness X
Sep 22nd, 2007
….ok….
Everyone who always says the Herald sinks to new lows the bar is so far now it can’t get any lower.
Proof enough that the Herald just uses these types for page hits. Rename this site the b/tard Herald and be done with it.
Woodbury 3.0 ain’t gonna happen. Just enjoy your “mini Woodbury” that you have and leave it at that.
In b4 comments section imploded and then consequentially implodes.
DarthBlueAfro
Sep 22nd, 2007
lol wow now this was a shock to see YOU as the Post 6 Grrrrrl! also hoo! first post hopefully! i got no clue what to say here but… hoo!
Darthblueafro.
bitha botha
Sep 22nd, 2007
tizzers you make all my boyhood fantasies come true
!
Sep 22nd, 2007
I CAME
Greefin Oh
Sep 22nd, 2007
Best Post 6 Evar!
Seriously, is it April Fool’s Day again?
Carigorp Matzerath
Sep 22nd, 2007
lol in b4 drama
Proteus
Sep 22nd, 2007
I expect the first Anon post to be “Tits or GTFO”
Ownage Emmons
Sep 22nd, 2007
I thought this was Second Life not Habbo Hotel.
So don’t /b/lockade our pools :,(
Alyx Stoklitsky
Sep 22nd, 2007
Witness X
“Woodbury 3.0 ain’t gonna happen. Just enjoy your “mini Woodbury” that you have and leave it at that.”
lolololololololol
Ryozu
Sep 22nd, 2007
hahaha oh wow
Bladentastic
Sep 22nd, 2007
What ever gave you that preposterous idea that we were hiding in the basement?
(PSST, hay guise, we’re out of Root beer.)
dick burns
Sep 22nd, 2007
one time liek forever ago… tizz gave me some shitting dick nipples and a golden eye reaper gun…. i knew right then and there that i was in love…sigh
Artemis Fate
Sep 22nd, 2007
I’m surprised Prok hasn’t replied.
But then I realized that he probably found it many hours ago, and is just still furiously typing up his novel length reply and pulling out the Proktionary for words synonymous to “pigheaded leninocrats”.
Maximilian Goldflake
Sep 22nd, 2007
Prok’s head exploded. The lunatics have officially taken over the asylum. Does anyone have a good recommendation where I can go to read about news in SL? SL Herald I hardly knew ye.
greta garbo
Sep 22nd, 2007
“Special thanks to Gala Phoenix for the awesome skin. Luv ya. Xoxo”
O rly?
Nidol Slazar
Sep 22nd, 2007
>> “Woodbury 3.0 ain’t gonna happen. Just enjoy your “mini Woodbury” that you have and leave it at that.”
in b4 Witness X shits bricks
Greefin Oh
Sep 22nd, 2007
The Assimilation Process is complete. Now everyone is a /b/tard.
Jim Schack
Sep 22nd, 2007
OH LAWD! Conspiracy!
Also, I thought we were gonna see the Tizzers sex tape posted or at lease some screen caps? No? DO WANT!
Also thnx for the shout out
Also Tits or GTFO
lulzedtosleep
Sep 22nd, 2007
So this is what The Greatest Generation meant when they said they wanted to make a better life for their children and grandchildren. I am sure they’d be oh-so-proud.
I’m so glad all those people worked so hard and endured so much so that todays youth can while away the hours playing sophomoric pranks and whining like little bitches at the fallout their own actions cause.
I R BEIN DISCRIMANETTED AGINST! DUSTBOWL!!!? WUZZAT!? SHIAT! I GOTZ AN RSI IN MY ARMZ! I GOTZED BANNZORZED! PEEPS ARE SAYING BAD STUFFS ABOUT ME! OH WOE IS ME.
Tools.
I dunno whose worse tbh, the Proks and other shrill intarnannies or these little fucking kids.
I hope you twats look back at yourselves in about 20 years and wince in embarrassment at how smart you thought you were.
Why Bother
Sep 22nd, 2007
Cool. Let the Woodbury /b/tards back into SL. SL is a shit hole now might as well let them run amok.
http://www.metaplace.com/
I think I finally see an good SL competitor in the horizon. Once it’s active, screw SL. Everyone can leave SL to the /b/tards and the griefers and the Lindens with their heads up their asses trying to look at the new “sky” they’re working on while SL bugs run rampant.
At0m0 Beerbaum
Sep 22nd, 2007
oh yeah, because second life is a shining example of a better life. yanno with virtual dog dicks, drama mongers, constant fighting, etc!
Jim Schack
Sep 22nd, 2007
>I think I finally see an good SL competitor in the horizon. Once it’s active, screw SL. Everyone can leave SL to the /b/tards and the griefers and the Lindens with their heads up their asses trying to look at the new “sky” they’re working on while SL bugs run rampant.
Good riddance. Take Prok with you, she’s not welcome here.
Nikola Shirakawa
Sep 23rd, 2007
Oh I can’t wait to see the comments start coming in on this from a bunch of anonymous people who wouldn’t even have the guts to talk to Ms. Foxchase in person about thier slanderous remarks.
bitha botha
Sep 23rd, 2007
tizzers make my little boy dreams into a reality
Jeeves Lazarno
Sep 23rd, 2007
>Also, I thought we were gonna see the Tizzers sex tape posted or at lease some screen caps? No? DO WANT!
Jim, I’ve got honeymoon pictures going at 1000l a piece.
Tizzers Fails.
Sep 24th, 2007
Tizzers is a newfag who spends all her time on Shit Life.
anon
Sep 25th, 2007
No such things as wimmenz on teh internets.
Tizzers is a 30 yo truckdriver from Kansas named Earl.
Tizzers sex tapes?
DO NOT WANT!!!11!!
also, TITS OR GTFO.
anonymous
Sep 25th, 2007
“Oh I can’t wait to see the comments start coming in on this from a bunch of anonymous people who wouldn’t even have the guts to talk to Ms. Foxchase in person about thier slanderous remarks.”
Gimme his RL adress and I will talk to Mr. Foxchase in person. In fact, why aren’t you posting with your RL name and adress? You seem to have no guts, either.
Also, what kinda furfag name is foxchase?
the same anonymous as above
Sep 29th, 2007
No? No real life adress and name yet?
Guess Foxchase hasn’t got the guts for that.
(and I still think Foxchase is a furfag name. Her alt account probably is a furry. Sorry. HIS alt account.)