Green Lantern Core’s Heroic Epic Poetry
by Alphaville Herald on 17/11/07 at 11:58 pm
Failure of PN’s rumored friday griefing raid causes super hero to wax poetic
[GreenLantern Excelsior sent this tale of online heroics to the Herald offices via the mojo wire saturday, with a note saying "I was inspired to write this after the big PN raid last night ended up fizzling like a wet firecracker". Is the heroic epic poetic tradition is being updated for the new media? -the Editrix]
Banned griefer’s ghosted avatar stuck in a walking animation is decorated with props in Sandbox Cordova
The Wreck of Operation Battlecruiser
by GreenLantern Excelsior
The Great PN Raid of November ’07
Was planned to be vicious and mean,
With sim-crashing style,
And “lulz” by the mile,
The worst Second Lifers had seen.
The Green Lantern Core and the great Justice League
Were prepared to observe and report.
With their shields charged to max,
They’d AR the attacks
By the griefers they’d promised to thwart.
The Lindens were ready, their steely eyes steady.
The Grid was in perfect repair.
At the first sign of trouble
They’d move on the double,
Protecting the residents there.
The sim owners, managers, vendors and guests
Were unsure of just what to expect,
So they locked down their sims
And inspected their prims
And security they double checked.
The day came at last, and the griefers moved fast,
But anarchy failed to ensue.
Lack of participation
Was SL’s salvation,
So PN’s big plans all fell through.
A couple of longcats were all that we saw,
And a singular Shiny Fun Friend.
With a scroll and a click,
The cleanup was quick,
And Friday night came to an end.
Now somewhere the griefers are vicious and keen,
And cunning and ruthless and smart,
But the Second Life kind
Are the ones we don’t mind,
For their plans always just fall apart.
So my friends, just remember sixteenth of November
Two thousand and seven the year.
With its Battlecruiser,
PN was the loser.
We winners have nothing to fear.
Witness X
Nov 18th, 2007
OH NOES GAWD STOP GRIEFING UR WORDZ HURTS ME SO BAD, IM GOAN HOOK OP WITH DEY N/IGGER DAGGER SQUAD AND AN HERO THEN GOAN KEEL PEEPLES IN TEH MAWL I CAYNT STAND IT, TYRD OF CRYIN I WUZ TRYIN MAEK A MEAN FAEC TO U BUT WHEN I STRAENED I SHAT MAHSELF THEN AH REALIZED U CANT SEE MAH ANGRY FACE GUESS AHLL GO GIT CLEENED UP NAO
Mark (the other mark)
Nov 18th, 2007
@ Witness X – Yeah that. Hammer. Nail. Head.
These kids bawwwww constantly that everyone else takes the net too seriously, but it’s quite obvious who thinks the web is RL and by extension, who takes things too seriously. They apparently have no RL friends – no one would touch that with a ten foot pole, especially girls. So they find lurve and affection from other equally lame losers on the intertubes. Which then makes them afraid that they are gay. So they overcompensate to try and prove that they aren’t. Retarded closeted homosexual outcasts whose entire mantra is completely and blatantly driven by self hatred. Project much kiddies?
We’re really sorry you can’t find satisfaction in your wretched little lives, but it’s not our fault. Blame dad and Mom for not telling you that shoving Crayolas and happy meal toys up your asses is not healthy, not the world at large.
Mark (the other mark)
Nov 18th, 2007
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
LOOK AT ME I HAVE FUCKING LOST MAH MIND
Crimson Darcy
Nov 18th, 2007
@GreenLantern
*QUOTE*
I’m not complaining about it and I didn’t bring it up. I was responding to Crimson Darcy’s assertion that crashing Sandbox Island Extension when a few GLCs and JLUs were in it is defined as a “total win.” Since sandboxes are restarted regularly, it’s actually defined as “business as usual.”
*END QUOTE*
Business As Usual just got a whole lotta sexier…er.
Other than that, sir, don’t be instigating me to crash sims on your behalf. We both know what happens, and in reality it’s foolish…I know, I know…you were joking. An anti-griefer like you never tries to get people to violate the “big six” by means of trickery, reverse psychology, or any other variety of incitement. That’s fails your A-G purpose, and leaves you vulnerable to the downward spiral to pure evil…which may eventually drag you into the JLU if you stay on this evil path of doom.
kthxbye4nowk?
Anonymous
Nov 18th, 2007
i r anonymous & i r graet at evathing. i do it for tha lulz & then run to tha herald to C if i got publicityz. then i post & post in tha comment when i r trashed. i dont BAWWWWW u BAWWWWW. then u say I BAWWWWW then i say u BAWWWW. i BAWWWW u BAWWW we all BAWWWW. butt anon loves to BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW da mostest.
FrizzleFry101
Nov 18th, 2007
@Rofflcoptr = Nexis = Closet furfag
RoFLKOPTr is a completely different PN member from N3X15, you’d only have to peek at the irc or forum for a second to see that. Lurk moar.
Also, it’s sort of suspicious that you’d even bring up N3X15 out of nowhere, did he make you cry or something (like plexus linden)? Or do you have a crush on him (like windowlic klaar)?
@Mark
Your long rants about how we must have no lives because we fuck with you just expose your butthurt, your fat paragraphs aren’t going to make us go away, you’re being trolled, just give it up. Same goes for Witness X, if we weren’t doing things right, you wouldn’t be obsessing over us.
Rape-Ape
Nov 19th, 2007
@Anonymous
bawwwww
d3adlyLibB3r
Nov 19th, 2007
i is the great aidshax trollmaster and i only does it for the lulz.
i only pretends that i defends myselfs and my pimplecrewz. because it makes me epic lulz sooooo much when you believes i defends myselfs. you all just humorless butthurt failfags who can’t understand why it is epic lulz if the megatroll defends himselfs against you.
trolls always defends themselfs and then say that it’s just trolling…! you all furrys who know shit about trolling.
i’m the patriotic trollmaster, yeah!
you all go back to trollschool and learn from the patriotic pimplecrew masterz. BAAAAW
Hibernian Yellowjacket
Nov 19th, 2007
i have been through alot. im strong and will never die. the strength inside me is unbreakable and no one can defeat it. i believe i could do the impossible to end the PN with my bare hands. dont worry about me
Penance Sautereau
Nov 19th, 2007
*laughs* DC is just pissed that I caught him trying to bot me again tonight and muted him while yawning at how boring it’s gotten before it could even get 3 repeats off.
I’m only 293 pounds, I’m mostly lesbian bisexual, complaining about rape-griefing isn’t man-bashing except to the men who do it, and I get offered plenty of cock, I’m just very choosy. I think Daddy’sCock is just angry and bitter that a fat lesbian gets more pussy in a week than he ever has in his life.
I feel sorry for him. But he’s still funny, actually thinking he meansd anything to anyone.
Mark
Nov 19th, 2007
“@Mark
Your long rants about how we must have no lives because we fuck with you just expose your butthurt, your fat paragraphs aren’t going to make us go away, you’re being trolled, just give it up. Same goes for Witness X, if we weren’t doing things right, you wouldn’t be obsessing over us.”
I’ve never been personally griefed by you self repressed homosexuals (probably because you won’t get through my security, not to mention, I probably spend about one fiftieth the time in SL that you circle jerking losers do, because I am gainfully employed and have a family, and yes, you obviously have no lives outside trying to convince yourselves and each other that you’re not gay through your prepubescent shenanigans). Last time I was griefed was in beta and I blew the SA idiot away. He BAWWWWWWED to Dan Linden, who laughed at him and applauded my method.
My posts have not been long, but I suppose for emo retard kids struggling to graduate high school they may just be.
Quit pretending it’s me who is butthurt. It won’t make your own butt feel better. Stop putting things in it and get some Prep H.
Or just call the cops and turn your dad in.
Me trolled? You short dicks keep answering, so I think you need to rethink that.
I love how you bawwwwww at my every comment!
So, until your next butthurt emo reply, ciao! Keep your butt free of foreign objects! Dad will still love you! Boy, will he LOVE you! Tell him I think he should be jailed.
Miraren Firefly
Nov 19th, 2007
OMG I’M FROM 4CHAWNZ!!!! I R SUPERIUR!
Newfags and Gaiafags amuse me. PN are basically all new/Gaiafags. Failure and hilarity ensues.
Darkfoxx
Nov 19th, 2007
Oh this is so funny ^.^
Let me tell you how the raids went for me…
I am, together with a few others, the manager of a rather high profile furry club, which has been pretty high on the PN’s hitlist, from way back when the came from Habbo Hotel to Second Life, back in the day when my good ‘friend’ Mootykips was still their fearless ‘leader’.
Anyway, on the night of these horrific attacks, I was very buisy entertaining a big, hunky fox in my bedroom in my private estate, when my colleague manager sent me an IM, telling me we were under ‘attack’.
Long story short, I didn’t even have to interrupt my RP session with the foxhunk to come to the club, as our security team was very efficient in handing the PN their asses back to them on a silver platter.
It was a good practice for our new security members, who had not seen a real griefer up close yet. And still many havent. Time for another ‘raid’ guys?
Epic win? yes.
For PN? LOL
Alec Caprilli
Nov 19th, 2007
“Same goes for Witness X, if we weren’t doing things right, you wouldn’t be obsessing over us.”
Obsessing = laughing.
127? Thats less then 0.01% of the grid.
Mark
Nov 19th, 2007
“Obsessing = laughing.”
Yeah I gotta laugh at that too Alec.
The epitome of obsession – who obsess on furrys, goreans, gays, et al, telling us we are obsessing because we ridicule them.
Well, let’s hope that deadlybreath and fizzledick get their Hannah Montana tickets, or they will be back here bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing moar.
PN are made of FAIL and AIDS
Nov 19th, 2007
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
also, TITS OR GTFO
Witness X
Nov 19th, 2007
DAMN PN’S DEY KEEP RUINING MAH SL. I AM SO HELPLESS AN BUTTHURT I THINK I WILL DO THE ONLY THING AH CAN AND TRY TO TROLL THEM ON SLH. I CAN’T COME UP WITH A DECENT TROLL AND WITH EVERY WORD I ONLY REVEAL HOW BUTTHURT I AM AND HELLBENT ON TRYING TO MAKE JUST ONE OF THOSE DAMN PN FEEL THE ANGER I FEEL OH GAWD PLZ HAAAAAAALP. SOMEBODY HALP ME PLZ, HALP ME AND THE REST OF THESE FAGS COME UP WITH A DECENT OR ORIGINAL INSULT. BEING IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THIS GUY NAEMD MARK WHO IS ON MAH SIDE BAAAAAWWWWING TOO AND COULD EASILY BE ONE OF THEY GAYEST FAGS I EVAR HEARD OF TALKING ABOUT TIGGER SIPPY CUPS AND PROJECTING HIS EXPERIENCE BEING MOLESTED BY HIS FATHER ON PPL HES BUTTHURT IS HAVING A STRANGE EFFECT ON ME. I THINK I HAS A BONER.
Mark
Nov 19th, 2007
“PROJECTING”
“THESE FAGS COME UP WITH A DECENT OR ORIGINAL INSULT”
Funny that. I told you penile papules that you were projecting in a post before yours. Who’s unoriginal?
Why are you afraid of the world? If you would just get your hand out of your buddy’s pocket in the lunch line, those other kids would leave you alone. Then you wouldn’t have to be afraid anymore, and you wouldn’t have to get on the innertoobs to prove to your equally misfit and unemployable friends that you don’t really like gay porn.
You don’t have to hate yourself. It will be ok, Tigger and Daddy still love you. They say they’re sorry that mommy stopped breast feeding you, and they know how butthurt that makes you, but that at 14 you should be on a sippy cup by now. In a couple of years maybe you will graduate to to juicebox land. If you stop touching your pee-pee in public like that.
.01 percent of the grid LOL. HARDCORE!
FAILRAID = FAIL
Nov 19th, 2007
many many words about many many sims that went down, and many many words about proof thereof, and even vids.
Sofar, the only place there can be ANYTHING found about the raids now three days ago, is this specific article and some blogposts here and there with the note that proactive security sent around as a warning for simowners.
If the raid was epic win…
Where’s all the articles about it?
Where’s the vids showing the PN’s epic win on Youtube?
Where’s the alledged article from Wired?
If there’s no proof, even your attempt at calling a failed raid epic win, is epic fail.
anon
Nov 19th, 2007
Spoiler: major magazines don’t come out every week, dumbass.
Bladen
Nov 19th, 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRP4MSFvWw
“LOL WHARS MAH VIDEOS”
LURK MOAR.
Mike Mueller
Nov 19th, 2007
Here’s one video I found of their raid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRP4MSFvWw
Prolly there is more I havent realy looked
FrizzleFry101
Nov 19th, 2007
@FAILRAID = FAIL
Magazines aren’t like newspapers, it takes awhile for the next issue to be published.
@Mark
Yes, you are being trolled. Your comments are gradually becoming more whiny and clearly raged, you’ve just made 3 responses to my last comment, you’ve basically at the point now where you’re acting like a child. Even Prokofy know’s better than to do this.
And no, responding with the same words that trolls use isn’t going to work either, it only shows that you care what they think and are desperate to countertroll.
In b4 you write another set of comments 2-3 times the size of mine to try to convince everyone otherwise, while I go spread toruses allover the mainland.
^ban^
Nov 19th, 2007
“Where’s all the articles about it?”
Respected publishers don’t publish articles over night, especially not when the reporter has been gathering information for over a month; the reporter isn’t an idiot.
“Where’s the vids showing the PN’s epic win on Youtube?”
htt p://w ww. youtu be. com/watch ?v=euRP4MSFvWw
“Where’s the alledged article from Wired?”
See above? I’m confused, why did you ask the same question twice?
Witness X
Nov 19th, 2007
“I’m only 293 pounds, I’m mostly lesbian bisexual, complaining about rape-griefing isn’t man-bashing except to the men who do it, and I get offered plenty of cock, I’m just very choosy. I think Daddy’sCock is just angry and bitter that a fat lesbian gets more pussy in a week than he ever has in his life.
I feel sorry for him. But he’s still funny, actually thinking he meansd anything to anyone.”
LOL @ HAY GUISE IM ONLY 293 POUNDS!!!
Also stop lying the only cock you get offered is rubber and its called a dildo. Nobody wants to fuck a fatty who looks like she has down syndrome.
d3adlyc0d3c
Nov 19th, 2007
“I’m only 293 pounds, I’m mostly lesbian bisexual, complaining about rape-griefing isn’t man-bashing except to the men who do it, and I get offered plenty of cock, I’m just very choosy. I think Daddy’sCock is just angry and bitter that a fat lesbian gets more pussy in a week than he ever has in his life.
I feel sorry for him. But he’s still funny, actually thinking he meansd anything to anyone.”
LOL @ HAY GUISE IM ONLY 293 POUNDS!!!
Also stop lying the only cock you get offered is rubber and its called a dildo. Nobody wants to fuck a fatty who looks like she has down syndrome.
GodHatesFurries
Nov 19th, 2007
This is as my Master told it to me and now I tell it thee.
There are a billion names of furfaggotry! A billion kinds of furries that slither and slime and defile the land and sea and wind. Each furry is a kind of sin spawned by the internet’s evil. And that internets is very sinful there are many of these damned furfags and their power is great.
As the purpose of all things in nature is to increase so it is with the furry. They would we joined them and so they seek to overcome us. In alien forms they assault us. In sleep they come to spread doubt and fear among us. They would corrupt our hearts and see us yiff too. Trust them not nor suffer them to live.
For each furfag destroyed is a soul freed from eternal bondage. Each mortal furry life extinguished is a /i/nsurgent soul raised to glory. Thus our eternal destiny is written in the blood of the furfag.
With trolling and client flooding destroy the furfag. With cubes and tori smash the furfag. With massive phishing and searing account raep scatter the furfag to the stars. With gore and dataforce and bandwidth raep, with hax and AIDS and jehovas, with yellow vans and steroids!
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!
As my Master told it me I now tell it thee that thou shalt tell others in thy turn.
Anonymous
Nov 19th, 2007
Shitty Staged photo is staged and shitty.
Failraid is not so fail after all
Nov 19th, 2007
Now we’re talking.
I take it back, the raid was not as fail as I thought.
Good work guys.
Tho…
all the sims are back up. Would be cool if they woulnt come back up…
All in all, I give a score of 7 out of ten, sadly not a truly epic win.
(and wired… I thought they’d put it up on the site by now but guess I’ll havta wait. mabad.)
MIP MUP BIX NOOD
Nov 19th, 2007
Article will be out around christmas quit bitching and scritching
also press release on PN blog enjoy
in b4 omg closet furry
^ban^
Nov 19th, 2007
“Shitty Staged photo is staged and shitty.”
Quoted for truth.
Rape-Ape
Nov 19th, 2007
“Shitty Staged photo is staged and shitty.”
Should be obvious that it’s impossible to “dress up” an av like that, and that greifers don’t use guns like that one, which is probably just another pushgun. GreenLantern Excelsior probably dressed up his own av and took a screenshot, considering he was nowhere to be found during the actual raid.
Kind of weird that there’s been 11 comments so far without another butthurt reply from “Mark”, though chances are it’s there waiting for mod approval.
d3adlyLibB3r
Nov 19th, 2007
patriotic pimplecrewz getting their sign taken away by the furmob:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjumJSel2Ko
lulz @ epic furry win
together they’re 60 pounds.. because they’re wet and wearing boots:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LxiKH6RXvqI&feature=related
Penance Sautereau
Nov 19th, 2007
*yawns* Actually a lot of people are, unlike you DumblyCutoff, lacking in the shallowness to judge a person by their weight. You’re so small-brained, please, just stop, my ribs hurt now from how hard I laugh when you open your mouth. Because it’s funny you STILL think you matter. To anyone.
Actually I take it back, you’re not jealous that I get more PUSSY than you, I think you’re jealous I get more COCK than you. I mean you show every sign of being closeted. I mean after all, you talk about cock more than a coked-up Cali pornstar on set.Hey you’re a bigger coward than we thought! *laughs* We thought you were just afraid to give your SL name, but now we know you’re afraid to be honest with even yourself.
I plonk you now oh ye of little brain.
*just laughs and goes to buy some Advil for her poor overworked ribcage*
io K
Nov 19th, 2007
It’s so cute you guys have your own cute little lingo and stuff. “Baaawing” “Epic Win” “Epic Fail”, hehe just adorable. Also adorable, how important you think you are and how utterly insignificant and meaningless your whole pathetic “life” really is. Don’t worry though, someday you will get laid. :}
Mark
Nov 19th, 2007
More butthurt defensive comments from the Plastique Nipples.
Fail at raid.
Fail at troll.
Fail at life.
Mark
Nov 19th, 2007
.01 % of the grid != blackout.
Har.
I’ll take a quarter pounder with cheese please deadlybreasts.
Rape-Ape
Nov 19th, 2007
@d3adlyLibB3r
Until now, only Corsi Mousehold has been enough of a failure to think that PN did that anthrocon thing, and threaten to call the police, ect. Lurk moar.
@io K
bawwwww
Rape-Ape
Nov 19th, 2007
@Mark
You’re only proving what FrizzleFry101 just said about you.
Witness X
Nov 19th, 2007
Mark, you sound like one of the chantards now, gb2/gaia with the rest of them, you’re just wasting space in the comments now.
A Furry
Nov 19th, 2007
Mark you should just give this up, this isn’t how you deal with them, they’re probably laughing at you on their forum and are just trying to string you on.
GodHatesFurries
Nov 19th, 2007
If I were a proper /b/rother-captain, I would know the meme we are supposed to say. But I think you all know what we have to do. We do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the furfag gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath the internet tubes, so we will build our own lulz here. The chan might lose us and the internets might never know we existed, but the furfag – the furfag will know. The furfag will remember. We will hurt it so bad that it will never forget us until the internet tubes are sealed shut and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When furfaggotry is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial – carved into the heart of furfags. We cannot lose, /i/nsurgents. We have already won.
d3adlyc0d3c
Nov 19th, 2007
LOL @ mark getting butthurt and posting like over 9000 raged comments and trying to copy our lingo and our memes. I think I maybe heard you come up with one or two original insults on this whole article and those were extremely gay and made us laugh. You mostly just say shit like “NO U FAIL AT TROLLING” or “NO U R BAWWWING” or parrot someone else. Rage moar noa, kthxbye.
@Giant Dickgirl
Everyone gets judged by how they look and you look like a giant fat slob who couldn’t get a cock if she paid for it. I love how you claimed to laugh when you were so clearly raged. Maybe Mark will fuck you, I mean he’s a fag and you look like a man,you might hit it off.
Oh and I don’t have an SL name because I get banned within a few hours of logging into SL every single time because I am a PN and that is what we do.
Also I loved this gem:
“Actually a lot of people are, unlike you DumblyCutoff, lacking in the shallowness to judge a person by their weight”
-Which is just something ugly people say so they can live with themselves
and this:
“Because it’s funny you STILL think you matter”
I bet both of you have spend all day telling yourselves I don’t mean anything to anyone just to keep from breaking down.
In b4 moar BAAAAAAWWWWWW
anon
Nov 19th, 2007
ahahah oh wow, Mark’s resorting to some pretty stupid acronyms. he also seems to be fixated on breasts/nipples for some reason.
Witness X
Nov 19th, 2007
>>Mark, you sound like one of the chantards now, gb2/gaia with the rest of them, you’re just wasting space in the comments now.
This comment more than likely a PNtard posing as a Witness. We all know how they love posting under other names. Especially considering the “gb2/gaia” remark. Now watch them post under other people’s names some more since it’s exactly their speed (ie Slow)
California Condor
Nov 19th, 2007
Beautiful poem. I read it to my younger children before bed since the story is contrary to old fairy tales which give kids bad dreams at night. What a happy ending!
Unlike characters like ghosts, witches, trolls, and ogres, the PNs don’t give so much as little children any fright, muchless nightmares.
End of story. I think the PNs have gone on too long with the same lame joke which was never funny to begin with, not even in an off-the-wall way. Seems like perhaps maybe some of them finally did grow up and gave up playing Captain Hook in NeverLand.
Just get a flyswatter from now on. Remember 11/16/07.
d3adlyc0d3c
Nov 19th, 2007
@California Condor
Moar wishfull thinking and butthurt BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWing. Keep dreaming of the day we aren’t there to ruin your second life. Thats the only place any of you will ever have peace.
Witness X did you come back to get trolled moar? Go climb in an oven you silly jew.
Witness X
Nov 19th, 2007
“Witness X did you come back to get trolled moar? Go climb in an oven you silly jew.”
Go on right ahead. Troll away. You need the practice.
Witness X
Nov 19th, 2007
Why don’t you little PN fucktards just go eat your trick or treat candy and leave the rest of us in peace?
Mark
Nov 19th, 2007
DO THE MARIO