Archive for the year 2007

What the Hell is a ‘Transgender Lesbian?”

Get A Lifeby Heartun Breaker, syndicated advice columnist. HEY HEARTUN ~ I was hanging out in Waterhead the other day and someone invited me to join this group called Hot Lesbo Accountants. Well, I’m not a lesbian.. I’m just a dude. Thing is the person who invited me is a dude too! So I ask [...]

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Op/Ed: I Really Don’t Like The Sound Of This

by Inigo Chamerberlin Last night I caught Philip Linden in-world and was able to raise what is to me, personally, the main issue of voice – the cost to me. You see I own a grandfathered class 4 island and it seems likely, from the original blog post, that there will be a charge for [...]

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John Edwards HQ Owner Claims Goon Texture Theft

Jose Rote “hopes they don’t get banned”HQ may move to Sundance Film Festival’s island in a week by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs deskJose Rote Tuesday evening, Jose Rote – the owner of John Edwards’ Second Life campaign headquarters – had his hands full. A strikingly similar headquarters next door supporting a TV psychic was mocking [...]

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Edwards HQ Vandalized. Campaign Blames Virtual Republicans.

It’s bad enough having Fox News excoriate you for not staffing your HQ and calling on you to denounce virtual underage sex brothels, but now there is the problem of Republican griefers. According to an Edwards campaign worker, it was not pretty. Shortly before midnight (CST) on Monday, February 26, a group of republican Second [...]

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Fox News Discovers Second Life; Calls on Edwards to Denounce Virtual Underage Sex Brothels

Fox News political analyst and former AOL VP Kirsten Powers has posted a video blog calling for Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards to denounce some of his unseemly second life neighbors, including the “virtual rape fantasy clubs, virtual underage sex brothels and sadly unsurprising proliferation of porn.” Behold the video: An Excerpt from the blog [...]

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Bunny the Huntress

by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Bunny the Huntress Under the cloak of midnight Bunny stirsHer eyes accustomed to the darkAwaiting in silence, sleek and edgedSeeking her newbie mark Swiftly and surely the hunt is doneHer prey no longer in this simAnd on she goes through darkened woodTending her business, grim So beware, oh newbie, lest [...]

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Jaded Wizard Makes Metaverse Spritual Quest

“Our second lives are as empty as our first” by Superfluous Pharaoh, Wizard of Extraordinary Talents Ah, Second Life! Repeatedly hailed as the usher of a new era, a land of infinite variability, where the curious can fills their eyes and minds with limitless wonders; where the creative can pour the brimming excess of their [...]

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Russian Roulette

by Onder Skall, courtesy of Second Life Games After several hours we realize that there is just no way to kill each other here. My hatred for that bastard Rudy is as strong as his for me, but hatred alone won’t settle this. We quit blasting each other with useless push guns and look for [...]

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Samwer Brothers of Germany take 10% Stake in Anshe Chung Studios

The Samwer hotties brothers The German newspaper Frankfurther Allgemeine is reporting that the Samwer brothers of Germany have acquired a 10% stake in the virtual real estate and metaverse development company Anshe Chung Studios. The Samwer brothers — Oliver, Alexander and Marc — gained their claim to fame when they started an online auction site [...]

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Vox Lindeni

Francis Barraud, His Master’s Voice. By Prokofy Neva, Dept. of Linden Trees Falling in the Simulated Forest And No One Hearing Them The Lindens’ announcement that they’re going to add voice to Second Life will likely be met with mixed responses. In the typical upbeat LL fashion, the Blob tells us that “many” residents wanted [...]

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