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3&1/2 Hours to Go: Race is Deadlocked

Ok, as of 6:30 Eastern time, with 496 votes cast the vote is deadlocked at 50% for Ashley and 50% for Mr-President. It doesn’t get any better than this!

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With 5 hours to go: Ashley cries Foul!

With 5 hours left in the election, 332 votes have been cast, with Mr-President holding onto a razor thin lead. Thus far 54.3% of the votes have been cast for Mr-President and 45.7% for Ashley. Meanwhile, Ashley has contacted the AVH about apparent irregularities in the vote counting: “I have been getting dozens of messages [...]

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SSG founder issues directive: Vote for Ashley!

Apparently incensed by Mr-President’s relationship with Mafia Boss JC Soprano, SSG co-founder PM Cruiser (one of the typists for the Mia Wallace avatar) has taken a break from his SWG pursuits and issued a directive to past and current members of the SSG: Don’t vote for Mr-President –Vote Ashley. Readers of the AVH will recall [...]

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Florida Newspaper Organizes Ballot Stuffing Campaign!

In today’s Palm Beach Post, staff writer Rachel Sauer has encouraged residents of Palm Beach Florida to go the AVG website and vote for their favorite daughter Ashley Richardson, and we quote: “So vote for Ashley! It’s a vote for our hometown girl!” One cannot expect all newspapers to meet the high journalistic standards of [...]

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And the Alphaville Herald Endorses…

It is customary for a newspaper to endorse candidates at election time, and several sims have asked us if we intend to endorse a candidate in today’s election. Picking between these candidates is not an easy task. Both are eminently qualified and capable, but both are also flawed in non-trivial ways.

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First Sims Bank is a Scam!

In a shocking pre-election development, we can now confirm that the First Sims Bank, run by Dre Jeffries, and endorsed and prominently featured on the Alphaville Government Web site, is a scam bank! In this case we have first hand knowledge. Urizenus himself had 500K on deposit with the bank and has been trying to [...]

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Mr-President and Ashley on NPR

Ashley Richardson and Mr-President were intereviewed on NPR’s “talk of the nation” April 7th. This show is a Must Listen, since there are also interviews of Ted Castronova, Julien Dibbell, and Henry Jenkins on virtual economies, virtual cultures etc.

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Lucianna/Eliana speaks: “Celestie and I are on the Throne now”

In this interview, long time Evangeline associate Lucianna (formerly Elianna) talks about her early association with Evangeline in the days of Hotel Erotica (and about how customers and employees were duped into public cybering with false promises of 500K). She also talks about movements of the Free Money franchise to FF and BF (typically with [...]

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Mayhem breaks out at Oprah Show

Tonight?s Oprah Winfrey show uncharacteristically broke out into a Jerry-Springeresque melee, when Oprah interviewed Alphaville Scammer Viva T (formerly Isabella, Angelica, Fruitcake Lady, etc). When Viva was introduced there was a great deal of heckling, as one might expect, but then a surprise guest ? Ms. Barbara Walters ? took the stage and upbraided Viva [...]

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Interview with Mr-President

In this interview conducted by Montserrat Tovar, Mr-President defends himself from the allegations by The Teflon Don that he enlisted the Soprano family for help with his elections. He also defends his remark that Ashley left the debates earlier to watch the Sopranos. He suggests that there are important ideological differences between him and Ashley, [...]

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