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Griefing for Dummies – In Bookstores Now!
DATELINE: Fri Feb 15 16:05:21 2008 PrimTIme News Service Fed up with clubs and shopping? Want some excitement in your pathetic Second Life? If getting banned was beyond your creative reach – Griefing for Dummies might just be the answer you were searching for. From old-school flying penises to bringing the grid down, everything is [...]
Full StoryRap-age
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate In order to escape the naggageI came here without baggageThe women have no saggage;I love to watch their waggage,The major cause of laggage.
Full StoryThe SL Zone
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate He thought he found himself in heavenWhen all his dreams he seized;All he wanted for the takingOr creating, as he pleased The months flew by and all he triedGrew tiring in the depthAnd degree of concentration made, To max the width and breadth Of all he ever fantasizedIn this life [...]
Full StoryOf Hearts and Keys
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate On a lavish textured slopeWith megaprim tree, built;My lover, sweet, lay in my arms,Couple 10 in kilt. And we commented on the moonAnd stars that dripped like honey;I made a joke and she chuckled asIf she thought it funny. I carressed her cheek with words formed sweetAs I was want [...]
Full StoryOnce More
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Sitting at the counter tappingFingers, just this side of napping;Pondering at trip back in toSecondlife once more. Is she sitting somewhere waiting?As we speak she’s contemplatingThe blue button, taking her toSecondlife once more. Metaversal mem’ries clingingTo the real human being;Would it be safe for them back inSecondlife once more?
Full StoryNew Frontier
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Did you fall asleep last night and dream of avatars;Your metaversal image taking over what you are?Walking on a new frontier where none have been beforeTorn, the fabric of the life you thought you had before Your definition of reality must be replacedWhere you thought your soul was hid has [...]
Full StoryEvolution
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate I sleep by the luminous lightOf my laptop, left on all night;As closer I drift towards the placeOf digital time, life and space. Evolution’s next step for man?The digital body’s at hand!When at last we move without keys;No sickness, death nor disease. Are not our streets paved with goldLike in [...]
Full StoryThe Sky Pirates of Antiquity
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Across the sea in AntiquityWhere steam punk engines churn;The royal navy set aboutThe task that we shall learn. To protect the merchants and their shipsAnd the casual sailor, too;They searched the sea of AntiquityFor pirates, mighty who Attack and burn without a wordOr warning cannon shot;And vanish soon without a [...]
Full StorySecond Life On Mars
tune by, and apologies to, David Bowie by Faerie Hax It’s a God awful small affairTo the girl with the purple hair,But everyone is yelling, “No!”And her friend has told her to go,But her friend is no where to be seen. Now she walks through her sunken dreamTo the seats with the clearest viewAnd she’s [...]
Full StoryA Fist Full of L$s
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate For a fist full of lindensI invested in a bank;I watched my portfolioAs its value tanked. For a few lindens moreMy nest egg I had nesting;Gambling’s not illegalIf you call it all ‘investing’. Good, bad and ugly,The levels jumped aroundUntil the virtual lineHit the virtual ground. I climbed a virtual [...]
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