Archive for 'Herald Literary Suppository'
SL Blues
by Dazz Anvil I was running low on lindensso I tried to get some cashwhen it failed I went get some helpand the simulator crashedIt took an hour to log back incuz the asset server’s downand there were no mentors anywhereJust a newbie dressed in brown–Second Life is borked againYeah what else is newMy clothes [...]
Full StoryCall of the Privateer
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate The call of the sea is deep and strong,Stronger than ale or beer;But not as strongAs the siren’s songand the call of the privateer. Pirates and corsairs sail the seasAlong with the buccaneers;But the noblest rogueWho’s still in vogueIs known as the privateer. Yes, on the sea of AntiquityWe sail [...]
Full StoryBecome an Hero
by Nidol Slazar When your life is spiraling downwards,after you’ve fallen through the crack,At the bottom there is nothing,and there’s no way of getting back, When things begin to lose their meaning,As your personality goes astray,People hate you more and more,As you live through another day, When the feelings pick apart your soul,I’m sorry to [...]
Full StoryDeja Vu
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate There was a little man in a gloomy little house,He wouldnt talk to you and he didnt have a spouse;But he had a ‘puter and an account to old SLWhere he became a man that could raise a little hell. He made himself so strong and he made himself so [...]
Full StoryThey Who Cannot be Named
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate For a year and a half I lived in the worldOf they who cannot be namedI sang of the joys, I sang of the beautyIn the place that cannot be named And as I learned, I helped to buildThis world that cannot be namedI believed when they said that I [...]
Full StorySonnet 22708
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate abbacddcefefgg The edge of reason being very nearAnd all the people gathering to seeWhat appears to be insecurityAs I am pixels on my monitorAnd here in generated body standI but not the way that you would think ofBut in the way that generates my loveAnd spreads it out without the [...]
Full StoryThe Flying Dutchman
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate A captainless ship flew past my watch,A sign of things to be;Where once the ship sailed straight and true,Where once she sailed free; She wanders lost on ragged seasAnd seems to lose her way;And she never sinks beneath the wavesNo harbor found, nor quay. That she floats, is it enough?Can [...]
Full StoryServer Code
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Feeling creative, forceful, and boldI sought out the server code Onto my harddisc quickly it landsTip-tap, clicking with my hands What did I have when I loaded itDown? What the hell is this shit? OMG this really sucks the bigOne, I think I need a cig… Wait a minute, I [...]
Full StoryNaked Truth?
by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Have you ever wondered if, when a pair of avies mate,If the owners on the other side sit and masturbate?When the avies join as one in order to copulateAre they really getting a sandwich and watching News at Eight? Is the girl whose name is Pam a big fat hairy [...]
Full StoryHistory of Second Life Herald Wins Prestigious Award, Bitches
AAP awards Best in Media and Cultural Studies – WTF? Yes, the infamous Doomsday book (The Second Life Herald: The Virtual Tabloid That Witnessed the Dawn of the Metaverse) penned by literary lions Ludlow and Wallace has shocked and awed friend and foe alike for months now, and the reviews have gushed over its Mark [...]
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