Archive for 'News from The Sims Online'

Jason Sim to appear on Oprah Tonight!

Oprah Winfrey of Alphaville has informed us that her guest tonight at 10 PM Eastern will be Jason Sim, who has recently reignited the controversy over the Alphaville Presidential Elections with his claims that he had first-hand knowledge of election-fixing practices that led to Mr. President?s defeat of Ashley Richardson. Given the incendiary nature of [...]

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Bombshell! JC Soprano retires from TSO, but confesses ALL on the way out.

In a resignation letter released to the Second Life Herald, Mafia Boss JC Soprano has announced his resignation from TSO (speculating that EA will shut it down after racking up some Christmas sales) and has begun to form a guild in Star Wars Galaxies. Of particular interest will be the purported full confession which JC [...]

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interview with david pierce

- by montserrat tovar llewlyn david pierce, alphaville’s answer to lord richard attenborough, took some time out of his hectic schedule to discuss recent changes to the diamond theatre. he also shared some of his ideas about the future of the arts in alphaville.

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He?s baaaack! Twitty: Satan?s Servant in TSO

In this interview we talk to the infamous Twitty, baddest of TSO?s bad boys, back after a brief stay in jail for drug running (or so he says, and who are we to disagree?). Twitty fills us in on Texas jails, bootcamp, his past wars agains Christians in TSO (including a church demo job) and [...]

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Alphaville Election Scandal Won’t go Away

The Alphaville Gazette, which is edited by SLH contributor and former AVG Press Secretary Ian is running a story to the effect that Jason Sim had posted an election-rigging confession in his user profile (since removed). Supposedly there was a Perl script that allowed one person to vote for Mr. President 264 time. Did this [...]

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David Pierce Resigns PE Ltd

David Pierce, of Pierce Entertainment LTD (recently the production company for an in-TSO production Waiting for Godot) has resigned his post and handed the reigns over to Eliza Collins. We’lll try to get a exit interview from him. Press release follows.

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i saw it: waiting for godot

–humdog last night i attended a performance of act 1 of waiting for godot at the diamond memorial theatre in Alphaville (TSO). if you haven’t got a ticket yet, see if you can get one because it is one of the most interesting theatre experiences i have had in a long time.

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Free Will! Viva La Liberation!

I was gonna save this one for Bastille Day, but it looks like I’ll be in Geneva pondering the reformation wall and who knows if I’ll have a chance to post this. Several months ago CNN tried to interview Will Wright about the Alphaville Herald Incident, but they were DENIED by that lovable gladhanding shill, [...]

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Johnny Lace Design Contest winner accounced

Sorry for the delay in getting this out. The winning property was by Henderson Designs. I didn’t see the inside of the prop, but I have to say that from the outside it looks plug ugly to me. I guess I just don’t get simarchitecture… Here is your link to the final rankings. Congrats to [...]

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Aangell, Uri, Jeff and Jack in Italy’s La Stampa

What can I say except . The Italian newspaper La Stampa recently ran an article on events in Alphaville, which, though more or less incoherent, did have lots to say about Alphaville denizen Aangell and Urizenus (the termination again), woven in with quotes from EA’s Jeff Brown and Yale law prof Jack Balkin. The depth [...]

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