The Sky Pirates of Antiquity

by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate Across the sea in AntiquityWhere steam punk engines churn;The royal navy set aboutThe task that we shall learn. To protect the merchants and their shipsAnd the casual sailor, too;They searched the sea of AntiquityFor pirates, mighty who Attack and burn without a wordOr warning cannon shot;And vanish soon without a [...]

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Sussy McBride Robbed of L$12 In Broad Daylight!

Alleged thief Pwned Naglo still at large by Pixeleen Mistral, 3rd shift news desk Macnn reports that Charlie Miller and Dino Dai Zovi have proven that a recent Quicktime video vulnerability can be exploited to steal L$ spacebucks from other players – if those players walk in the wrong part of town with streaming video [...]

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Op/Ed: Babyfurs – Gross Anarchy With Diapers

by Righteous Yaffle, disgusted resident and reformed griefer You can do pretty much anything you want in Second Life – the only limit is your imagination, but it is time someone spoke out about an issue that affects all of us – ageplay – and something far worse: babyfurs. In case you’re new to the [...]

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Second Life Ponygirls: Prancing Into the Metaverse

Don’t Spit the Bit. 4000 ponygirls/boys can’t be wrong! By Urizenus Sklar, at the equestrian sports desk In this Herald Instant Classic ™, Uri talks to two leading Second Life ponygirl/ponyboy stable owners (PonygirlSarah Clapper and Alicia Delphin) and discusses the whole ponygirl fetish – what it is, why people are into it, and exactly [...]

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Brutal Dishonesty Blog Stiffs Herald Paparazzi

SLebrity Tenshi Vielle hopes to donate prize money to charity by Pixeleen Mistral, fake fur fashionista One of Second Life’s famous fashionistas – Tenshi Vielle – still holds out hope that Brutal Dishonesty blogger Tina Travanti will make good on her promise of big prize money for anyone who produces “a real picture” of Tenshi. [...]

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What Scares Me In SL?

Players who treat others as toys by Aurel Miles dancing in fear When I came to SL I assumed I was not afraid of anything here. After all, it never gets cold, you can’t starve to death. You can look as you please, go where you want and nobody can injure you. Play lemming as [...]

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Stronger Protection for Virtual Sex Toys in SL

Stimulating prospects for fapping-based economy? by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Benjamin Duranske reports at the Virtually Blind site that a judgement by consent has been filed, settling the copyright and trademark lawsuit brought by several SL content creators against SL resident Rase Kenzo’s real life typist Thomas Simon. The content creators – including part [...]

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In Every Dream Home a Heartache: Simulating the Simulacra

I Blew up Your Body, But You Blew My Mind by Urizenus Sklar – Virtual Vinyl Desk Today I discovered virtual inflatable dolls. Usually weird things in SL don’t give me pause but this did. I had thought that real inflatable dolls looked the way they did because they are cheap to make and they [...]

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The Alliance Navy – Banished & Forgotten?

Merczateer accuses AN of spawnkilling, sithacking in response to riot shield testing in Dorien by Fox Mulgrave, Military Correspondent I have seen many strange things in my time in the Second Life military community, personal vendettas, operations such as Crucifix and Crucifix II and of course the infamous Emit Time scandal, however, they all seemed [...]

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Brutally Pathetic Starfucking Cyberstalkers

Herald Paparazzi scores coveted shots of SL Fashionista, demands immediate payment by Pixeleen Mistral, new media critic Leading the race for dumbest fashionista in the metaverse is the Brutal Honesty blog, where “clever” Tina Travanti put a bounty out for anyone who produces “a real picture” of Tina’s favorite target to hate on – SL [...]

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