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Lazy-Fare Economics
If you?ll permit me to diverge from the ever-so-interesting topic of the social mal-adjustments and sexual deviancies of fake people I?d like to say a few words bout a topic we should all be considering: The economy.
Full StoryInterview with Gorean Mistress Maria LaVeaux and her slave, Toy
In this interview we talk with practitioners of Gor, Mistress Maria LaVeaux and her slave Toy. They discuss their pre-Alpha careers as cyber-escorts in other TSO cities, their arrival in Alpha, and their introduction when Lady Julianna called Mistress LaVeaux to mediate a dispute between two Doms in the Alphaville BDSM community. They discuss the [...]
Full StoryLife after Mazing: Interview with TSO Power Player.
In this interview we check in again with our old friend TSO Power Player to ask him about life after the maze money object has been eliminated. Liquidity is down, and he thinks ordinary sims are suffering the consequences. What will replace Maze? Well…
Full StoryFounder Account for Sale on Ebay
by The Phantom I don’t normally report on sales on Ebay, but this is a particularly interesting case. There is a male founder account for sale on Ebay, and current bidding is at $350 with approximately 20 hours to go. Check in here for details. What makes this sale particularly interesting to Alpha residents is [...]
Full StoryAlphaville’s Most Coveted Property
Here’s a nice story to begin the New Year. Our new reporter MattyS interviews RoboStub, the owner of The Floating City – what appears to be the only single property island in Alphaville. That’s right, it is bordered by water on all four sides! What would you pay for such a property? RoboStub has been [...]
Full StoryNew Year’s Wishes from Urizenus: may we slay the Kerafyrm in our world.
This past year, on November 17, an event happened in EverQuest that was so momentous it is my candidate for MMORPG story of the year. Those of you who have played EQ perhaps know of the monster Kerafyrm, also known as The Sleeper. Designed by Sony to be unkillable, the number of hit points required [...]
Full StoryHistory of the SSG, part 2: Interview with Mia Wallace on the formation of SSG
In our last interview with Mia Wallace we covered the prehistory of the Sims Shadow Government (SSG). In this interview we cover events including the infiltration and destruction of Merrill’s [Evangeline’s] Hotel Erotica and the early alliance with JC Soprano to form The Commission, the dissolution of that alliance and the formation of the Sims [...]
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Full StoryChristmas Interview with Jesus X: Alphaville’s “Sexy Jesus”
In this interview we talk with sim Jesus X, often seen about Alphaville helping us sims to broaden our minds by confronting us with his transgressive behavior. Erm, that’s a fancy way of saying that he plays a naughty Jesus to get us to think. What are we supposed to learn when we see Jesus [...]
Full StoryInterview with Aurora Ivy: What happens when good kids fall in with bad sims!
The past few weeks there have been rumors floating around Alphaville that Aurora Ivy was an avatar run by Evangeline. I am now in a position to categorically say that she is not Van. At least a dozen sims have come forward to vouch for her. Everyone affirms that she is a sweet 13 year [...]
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