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What the Hell is a ‘Transgender Lesbian?”
Get A Lifeby Heartun Breaker, syndicated advice columnist. HEY HEARTUN ~ I was hanging out in Waterhead the other day and someone invited me to join this group called Hot Lesbo Accountants. Well, I’m not a lesbian.. I’m just a dude. Thing is the person who invited me is a dude too! So I ask [...]
Full StoryJohn Edwards HQ Owner Claims Goon Texture Theft
Jose Rote “hopes they don’t get banned”HQ may move to Sundance Film Festival’s island in a week by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs deskJose Rote Tuesday evening, Jose Rote – the owner of John Edwards’ Second Life campaign headquarters – had his hands full. A strikingly similar headquarters next door supporting a TV psychic was mocking [...]
Full StoryEdwards HQ Vandalized. Campaign Blames Virtual Republicans.
It’s bad enough having Fox News excoriate you for not staffing your HQ and calling on you to denounce virtual underage sex brothels, but now there is the problem of Republican griefers. According to an Edwards campaign worker, it was not pretty. Shortly before midnight (CST) on Monday, February 26, a group of republican Second [...]
Full StoryFox News Discovers Second Life; Calls on Edwards to Denounce Virtual Underage Sex Brothels
Fox News political analyst and former AOL VP Kirsten Powers has posted a video blog calling for Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards to denounce some of his unseemly second life neighbors, including the “virtual rape fantasy clubs, virtual underage sex brothels and sadly unsurprising proliferation of porn.” Behold the video: An Excerpt from the blog [...]
Full StoryJaded Wizard Makes Metaverse Spritual Quest
“Our second lives are as empty as our first” by Superfluous Pharaoh, Wizard of Extraordinary Talents Ah, Second Life! Repeatedly hailed as the usher of a new era, a land of infinite variability, where the curious can fills their eyes and minds with limitless wonders; where the creative can pour the brimming excess of their [...]
Full StoryRussian Roulette
by Onder Skall, courtesy of Second Life Games After several hours we realize that there is just no way to kill each other here. My hatred for that bastard Rudy is as strong as his for me, but hatred alone won’t settle this. We quit blasting each other with useless push guns and look for [...]
Full StoryVox Lindeni
Francis Barraud, His Master’s Voice. By Prokofy Neva, Dept. of Linden Trees Falling in the Simulated Forest And No One Hearing Them The Lindens’ announcement that they’re going to add voice to Second Life will likely be met with mixed responses. In the typical upbeat LL fashion, the Blob tells us that “many” residents wanted [...]
Full StoryEdwards Faces Edward In SL Presidential Race
Psychic John Edward supporters build HQ next to politico John Edwards HQBaku goon swing vote likely to go Edward – Edwards supporters silent by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Edward and Edwards campaigns running side by side Potential perils awaiting earnest politicians in the metaverse became real Sunday evening. Given the mainstream media’s breathless excitement [...]
Full StoryCommunity Page Message Sets New Record!
January 17th message of the day will not die by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk A friend pointed out Sunday that the message of the day on the Second Life web site’s community pages http://secondlife.com/community/ warned of an upgrade coming “on January 17th”. Since then, the Herald staff have watched in wonder as the message [...]
Full StoryAmerican Idol for MMO Developers
by Onder Skall, courtesy of Second Life Games To all Second Life designers and developers looking for a chance at breaking into the gaming industry – this is it. David Perry (Earthworm Jim, Enter the Matrix) has teamed up with Acclaim for a one-of-a-kind project. They are building a new MMO with a full development [...]
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