Archive for August, 2007
NEWSFLASH: First Ever Live Concert In Second Life!!
by Onder Skall August 14, 2007 – 9:20PM – According to The Sydney Morning Herald, there’s going to be a concert performed by real professional musicians in Second Life. It’s going to be the very first time that has ever happened, and will change the Internets forever. Here’s an explanation of this completely original concept: [...]
Full StoryVoracious Appetites & Virtual Vore-play
Bunny tartare, avatar sashimi at Second Life Vore Club by Urizenus Sklar, food critic You remember Uri’s Law: There is no real life fetish which is such that it is not found in Second Life. Once again that law is tested; this time I wanted to see if vore was represented in Second Life. You [...]
Full StoryCan Slave Girl #10 Hold Gorean Master’s Attention?
Kefinitely! Our #1 super-secret advice for the savvy kajira will move you to the front of the chain!!! by Aaliyah Munro, professional sex/love/advice expert After becoming immersed in roleplay, assuming the identity of a precocious junior college student and a curvy red fox, I’ve found that I the role I enjoy most is that of [...]
Full StoryLiveCamz – Make Big Money is SL!!!
30 minutes Live audio/video only L$15000 – Authenticity of girls guarenteed by ZATZAi Austurias Unbelievable!!! Smut in Second Life?! Surely this can’t be – but hearing of this atrocity, nay national threat, I decide to investigate. Yes, it was time these smut peddlers we exposed, nothing short of an expose. I arrived on the scene [...]
Full StoryAngel Fluffy’s Security Services Connected to PN Griefers?
Sources claim Angel Fluffy is Mudkips Ackronym – notorious PN leaderGriefing group created to fuel demand for Proactive Security? by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Running what may have been an anti-griefing protection racket in the virtual world could have backfired on Angel Fluffy – if the rumors flying around the metaverse are true. A [...]
Full Story17 Sims Crashed in Swastika Pattern. Rosedale Sim Among Them
SL Gang Leader Vows Revenge By Urizenus Sklar We are used to griefers taking sims offline, and it happens so often we usually ignore it. But this time, Cinda Valentino, an old friend of the Herald and leader of the Valentino Mafia (one of the oldest vigilante groups in SL), asked that we call “enough” [...]
Full StoryNew Game – Sentinel 2.0
by Onder Skall I’ve received an urgent transmission and need your help! Beware the pink pony-tailed menace! BEGIN TRANSMISSION 1 (07.31.07). S.O.S. – S.O.S. – IBMCODESTATION is breached. Infiltrator appears to be horrible pink beastwith devastating pony-tails. Our defender, SENTINEL, is defeated –broken in four and scattered across Second Life. [See attached movie.]You are our [...]
Full StoryPhoto Essay: Homeless /b/tards Construct New Base in Eon
by Urizenus Sklar Never Forget. /b/tards pay respects to the permabanned. Forlorn and despondent and more than a little suicidal after being cast to the street when the Lindens shut down Woodbury University, the never-say-die /b/tards of 4chan’s /b/ board (not to be confused with 7chan’s /b/ board /b/tards) have fashioned a new home in [...]
Full StorySecond Life Leaks Into Real Life
PNs protest Furries – Furries break PN’s signs – Los Angeles FOX 11 News Investigates LULZ and internet hate machine by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk PNs protest furry yiffing at Anthrocon 2007 Signs of trouble continue to mount, as scientists and engineers struggle to keep real life – or RL – functioning, despite an [...]
Full StoryThe Battle of Sanchon
[The nautical brigands of Sanchon sim are a violent, bloodthirsty, and literary group given to celebrating their epic battles and mêlées in word and song. Here is warrior poet/pirate Kris Dibou's latest work. - the Editrix] The Battle of Sanchon Through mist covered seas with sails unfurledIn the wee hours in this part of the [...]
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