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Cookie Cutter Crime Wave
CSI:NY – Massively Repetitious Online Roleplay by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk CSI sims come in packs of 4 Residents braced themselves for a spree of identical crimes scheduled to occur Wednesday, courtesy of CBS television. The lumbering old-media dinosaur will be promoting – on television, no less! – the opportunity for coach potatoes to [...]
Full StoryLights Off In Satisfaction Survey
Comments in LL’s customer survey black holed by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Blind-type your comments, please – we aren’t reading them anyway In early August, Philip Linden made a rare appearance on the Second Life Blog to announce that the Lab would be taking a bold new step – surveying residents to measure satisfaction [...]
Full StoryModern Griefer-Mega-Troll Wins First Commie Award
A note from the Editrix: This week, we launch a new feature of the Herald: the soon-to-be-coveted “Comment of the week” award. The award – affectionately known as the “Commie” – is a hallowed tradition unlike any other. Already over 5 minutes old, this award is the Herald editorial staff’s recognition of the reader that [...]
Full StoryShaun Altman To Liquidate Ginko “Perpetual” Bonds
Nicholas Portocarrero given 11 days to hand over the remains of $750,000.00 USD in deposits, 18,000 people still holding claims against failed bank. by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Shaun Altman announced today that as majority bondholder of Ginko Perpetual Bonds, he will take possession of all Ginko assets so that they may be liquidated [...]
Full StorySL Saints of Hell MC’s Biketoberfest
by Jessica Holyoke October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Many of us have been touched by breast cancer, either ourselves, or our family members. If you are interested in doing something in Second Life dealing with Breast Cancer, there are a few options. This Saturday, the Saints of Hell Motorcycle Club is holding Biketoberfest
Full StorySecond Life Inflationists Filling Up Fast
Massive inflation bloats metaverse – magic, gas, and liquids to blame by Jimbo Quality, candidate for SL President Virtual boobs booming in runaway inflationary climate I’m studying up on up Inflation for Miss Pixeleen so I can be a better President of Second Life if I get elected. The rumor is metaverse economics will be [...]
Full StoryLinden Lab Locks Up Players On Orientation Islands
Compulsory orientation tutorial broken since April6 months of gross incompetence – or stealth population control for Second Life? by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Welcome to Second Life! broken in April, still critical and unfixed in October On April 17th, the first reports of a borked metaverse orientation appeared: https://jira.secondlife.com/browse/MISC-124. Six months later, in spite [...]
Full StoryLight Waves, Starax Statosky, and Hallucinogen
a little fish that’s grown up in the small pond of SL by Onder Skall I didn’t start out looking for proof that Light Waves was Starax. Originally I just wanted to figure out who was bankrolling Rezzable. They’ve built 35 sims and have no defined business model. Who is spending tens of thousands of [...]
Full StoryJimbo Quality – On the SL President Campaign Trail
The candidate is sent to study inflation in Second Life in preparation for the debates by Jimbo Quality I was upstairs at the Herald Office signing copies of my butt, trying to be as quiet as possible because I was using Tenshi’s markers again and because I’m pretty sure Miss Pixeleen knows that I’m the [...]
Full Story20 Things To Do In Octoberville
by Onder Skall Octoberville is back again over at PixelTrix; a full sim of kooky creepy Halloween goodness courtesy of visionary Cherub Spectre. There’s more to see and do than could possibly be covered in a single article, and you really have to see for yourself anyhow. So, instead of boring you all with a [...]
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