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“The Democrat” SL Paper Folds
in-world paper cuts itself out of circulation by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk After a 4 month run, Redaktisto Noble has closed the Democrat’s notecard printing press – throwing in the ink stained towel on his dream of running his own in-world “objective” press. The Democrat was founded in July with the goal of providing [...]
Full StoryGet a Life – No ‘Third Life’ For You!
by Heartun Breaker, syndicated advice columnist. Heartun Breaker is here to help HEY HEARTUN: How do I manage a personal life with a wife, three kids and Second Life? ~ NEED A THIRD LIFE DEAR NEED: I’m sorry, but there will be no ‘third’ life for you. What’s more, from the sounds of things your [...]
Full StoryThe Awful Truth
by Fiend Ludwig My World from Hamlet’s Window They are hiding something from me. I am sure now. Sure that my world is only partly realized, partly resolved. Sure that a superseding reality exists. I have suspected for some time – catching fleeting glimpses of the another place. For a while I was able to [...]
Full StoryLa Tourista
by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk please ignore the missing textures and grey avatars Rushing to fill a temporary lull in the breathless Second Life main stream media coverage, Urge Gainsbourg‘s meatspace typist – Matt Gross of the New York Times – published a carefully airbrushed account of his experiences as a weekend tourist in [...]
Full StoryThe Dead Speak!
Prokofy Neva, Dept. of Rumours, Conspiracy Theories, and Inside Dope for Inside Dopes The Herald’s fine Fiend Ludwig has been reporting from Ghost Hill all week and now we bring you an eerie voice from beyond the grave! David Fleck, the now ex-VP of LL, in what can only be called the “posthumous circulation of [...]
Full StoryAxeonos Fluffball – Post 6 Grrrl
[Editor’s note: Marilyn Murphy - the photographer/visionary behind Players, SL’s in-world erotica magazine - agreed that we would have something for every taste in the Herald. I’m ecstatic to see that this means we get some of the hottest furries in SL. I'm sure our readers will be just as excited as I am to [...]
Full StoryAlts ‘R Us
Dear Leader, poised to call in an army of alts from the cold for $9.95 a pop. By Alty McAlty, Dept. of Replication Hate that artificial ceiling of only “five per family” that Linden Lab has always kept on the alt account? Annoyed that grief-happy kiddies get to make up a zillion accounts one after [...]
Full StoryExploit!!! Transfer No-transfer Textures!
How long has this been going on? by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Jesseaitui Petion is begging LL to fix an exploit “I mean, about an exploit – its against TOS to give details; meanwhile I feel these texture creators need to know- I’d be PISSED if my tats were transferrable suddenly and no one [...]
Full StorySL SHOCKER! – SLLA Hires Freelance Hit Squads
L$1000 bounty for hits on Electric Sheep, Millions of Us, Rivers Run Red – Aimee Weber hit jobs discounted to L$500 by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk SLLA now paying freelance shooters Addressing the dearth of entry level jobs in SL, the Second Life Liberation Army today placed a bounty on a number of high-profile [...]
Full StoryGhost Hill
Fiend Ludwig reporting live on location in Opelessence mwahahahahahaha!!! From what I can gather from the local riff raff, a kid named Stephen Fonzarelli ventured into the abandoned house at Ghost Hill some years ago. He was never heard from again. Some say he was held captive and left clues hinting at his fate around [...]
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