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Garbage Collectors Run Amok – Create Transgendered Bald Bearded Women
LL promises one hour lag – for inventory restores by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Bemused Linden Lab technicians warned metaverse residents to avoid garbage collectors with the hiccups today. While Linden developers gathered to suggest home remedies for the embarrassing condition, crazed trash clearing/collecting bots continued to run amok inside the asset server causing [...]
Full StoryGet a Life – Girl Gets Grossed Out By Boy
by Heartun Breaker, syndicated advice columnist. Heartun Breaker can help you! HEY HEARTUN: I met a nice boy that spends time with me and talks with me a lot but every once in a while his typing goes all crazy and he only uses short words, and not many of them. I asked him about [...]
Full StoryInternal Contradictions
Zee Linden, Newbie LL CFO, at Concierge Town Hall Tonight. By Prokofy Neva, Virtual Estate Desk As every good Marxist knows, the dialectic contains internal contradictions. We serfs tilling the soil in the land business in SL know this phenomenon in Second Life as, “How come the Lindens said one thing today, but said something [...]
Full StoryDowned Sim Floodwaters Threaten Church – LL Clueless
An hour of prayer to Live Help is finally answered by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk residents protest shoddy sim monitoring by LL I was out dancing with a friend at a blues club about 30 minutes ago when the mojo wire sputtered to life, and one of the interns paged me. There was an [...]
Full StoryLL Releases Phishing Cheat Codes
Lindens ruin phishing game – several staffers unhappy by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Brent Linden today released cheat codes that might ruin the fun for an IQ test/phishing game in a blog entry here. The LindenHack.citymax.com site claims to give anyone 1 month or older in SL the princely sum of L$10,000 for every [...]
Full StoryDecapitated Fembot Flirts With Nearly Anyone!
Interview with talking head Hallie By Fiend LudwigHallie chats up Fiend on Info Island Hallie: Hello there. Glad to see you, Fiend Ludwig.You: Thanks.Hallie: Don’t mention it.You: What do you do?Hallie: Fiend Ludwig, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?You: I write.Hallie: Do you write fiction or non-fiction?You: Both.Hallie: What are [...]
Full StoryGet A Life – Jilted Lesbo Fears Cycle of Tears; Longs for ‘Drag King’
by Heartun Breaker, syndicated advice columnist. Heartun Breaker can help you! HEY HEARTUN: I recently broke up with my long term girlfriend. Me and her were like family and I know we’re supposed to be together, however dumb that sounds. I know if someone told me that, I’d say ‘get over it.’ I’m sort of [...]
Full StoryCost of SL Escort Services to Rise?
Rates going up? Screenshot of Cardie via cardiemahoney.com. According to infamous Second Life Escort Cardie Mahoney, the cost of professional cybersex is bound to rise by virtue of the recently announced price increases for islands. Her reasoning is as follows: With the island tier going up, the owners of new islands building clubs (and there [...]
Full StoryElves Dispersed
An elf returns to real life… By Prokofy Neva, Dept. of Community Affairs Another troubling sign of change in our world. I was digging through all the noise on World of SL, with its BlogHud babble and neon Torley Linden snaps, when suddenly I glimpsed a signal: a brief mention in Osprey Therein’s blog that [...]
Full StoryU2 in SL at Dragon Moon Resort
concert review by Jaraziah Lowell U2 in second life It’s Saturday night, and I love to go dancing – so I hit Search and go to the Events tab. And once there, this concert draws my attention – U2 Life in Second Life! I read on and – ooooh, it’s a role playing group. But [...]
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