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Red Guards Overpower Task Force Marines
Worker’s revolution also defeats the Alliance Navy, Sparta, Elite Armed Forces by Caine Constantine The Task Force Marines of Prize Delta may now be missing their would-be British overlords. On June 29th, an enemy far less humane came by to visit. The Red Guards, foot soldiers of the communist revolution, invaded Prize Delta and slaughtered [...]
Full StoryShock!!! Pixeleen Mistral is Urizenus Sklar?!
Special to the Herald by staff reporter Idoru Wellman The supersleuths at upstart interweb newspaper The Griefer Herald believe they have unlocked the secret identity of Second Life Herald managing editrix Pixeleen Mistral. She is… wait for it… none other than Herald founder Urizenus Sklar. Asked to comment on the story, Urizenus admitted that he [...]
Full StoryBattle of Prize Delta – Part Three: Rule, Britannia!
Why would we surrender, ol’ bean? We’re in your base, musketing your doods by Caine Constantine In June, the musket-wielding armies of British conquest fought a prolonged battle to claim Prize Delta and the Task Force Marines as the newest colony of the British Empire. The Marines, however, refused to be anyone’s subjects. And so, [...]
Full StoryEverett Linden Exposes Penis at SL5B!!!
Linden staffer discovers PG-Penis — leading in-world economic indicators turn strongly positive by Kris Dibou & Pixeleen Mistral Marble PG-P OK, wooden boobs– no way! Game gods roil virtual commodities markets The first signs of an economic turnaround in the mining industry were evident today, as the overseas futures market in marble textures went wild. [...]
Full StoryNipplegate: The Sag-a Continues!
SL5B naughty bits scandal expands to elbows by Kris Dibou Venus De Milo I received a tip, dear readers, that a short distance behind the Statue of David stood Aphrodite, nipples exposed. To verify this sighting, the Herald was there in no time with experts who have allegedly seen nipples before. To our dismay, we [...]
Full StoryThe True Story of How Plastic Duck Saved The SL Economy
History of the Voted5 goons includes amazing revelation — Philip Linden caught in-world accepting bug reports!! by Mötör Vöted5 [this story appeared in a slightly different form at the Griefer Herald, where the author describes an exploit allowing free transfer of L$ spacebux - part of a tell-all account of a bygone era. While the [...]
Full StoryObituary: Morlin Saarinen
Aretai Warrior and Shivar Prime Minister by montserrat snakeankle {RdS} Morlin Saarinen The SL Gorean community was saddened on June 3, 2008, to hear of the RL death of Aretai Warrior Morlin Saarinen. Master Saarinen, who was an active duty member of the US Army in real life, committed suicide the night of June 1, [...]
Full StoryNipplegate: LL’s 5th Birthday SHOCK!
Mr. Winky makes a public appearance on PG-rated land by Kris Dibou I went to the SL5B celebration the other day and witnessed Artfox Daviau’s wooden sculpture of a lady, sans breasts in order to comply with the rules of the exhibition. Much to my surprise, only a few steps away was a sculpty rendering [...]
Full StorySL Religious Warfare Breaks Out!!!
Scientology conflict results in copyright infringement claims, eviction by Jessica Holyoke In Sorens, a religious battle of words and accusations broke out between the Church of Enturbulation and a Scientology group. The Church of Enturbulation on Second Life has a facility that educates people about the methods and problems with the Church of Scientology. Next [...]
Full StoryThe Pandora’s Box of Second Life!!!
Do we dare face SL’s 5 worst evils? by Mony Markova In myth, Pandora was the first woman ever to be created. She was fashioned from clay and blessed with every gift the gods could grant. With evil intentions Zeus endowed her with a box to present to the man who married her, who opened [...]
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