Archive for 'News from The Sims Online'

Interview with Gorean Mistress Maria LaVeaux and her slave, Toy

In this interview we talk with practitioners of Gor, Mistress Maria LaVeaux and her slave Toy. They discuss their pre-Alpha careers as cyber-escorts in other TSO cities, their arrival in Alpha, and their introduction when Lady Julianna called Mistress LaVeaux to mediate a dispute between two Doms in the Alphaville BDSM community. They discuss the [...]

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Alphaville’s Most Coveted Property

Here’s a nice story to begin the New Year. Our new reporter MattyS interviews RoboStub, the owner of The Floating City – what appears to be the only single property island in Alphaville. That’s right, it is bordered by water on all four sides! What would you pay for such a property? RoboStub has been [...]

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History of the SSG, part 2: Interview with Mia Wallace on the formation of SSG

In our last interview with Mia Wallace we covered the prehistory of the Sims Shadow Government (SSG). In this interview we cover events including the infiltration and destruction of Merrill’s [Evangeline’s] Hotel Erotica and the early alliance with JC Soprano to form The Commission, the dissolution of that alliance and the formation of the Sims [...]

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Christmas Interview with Jesus X: Alphaville’s “Sexy Jesus”

In this interview we talk with sim Jesus X, often seen about Alphaville helping us sims to broaden our minds by confronting us with his transgressive behavior. Erm, that’s a fancy way of saying that he plays a naughty Jesus to get us to think. What are we supposed to learn when we see Jesus [...]

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Interview with Aurora Ivy: What happens when good kids fall in with bad sims!

The past few weeks there have been rumors floating around Alphaville that Aurora Ivy was an avatar run by Evangeline. I am now in a position to categorically say that she is not Van. At least a dozen sims have come forward to vouch for her. Everyone affirms that she is a sweet 13 year [...]

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Interview with Anonymous, on Alphaville’s Bondage, Discipline & Sadomasochism Community

In this interview with Anonymous we discuss her entry into Alphaville’s Bondage, Discipline, and Sadomasochism (BDSM) community, her description of the growth (currently over 100 members) and prospects of growth for the community, as well as some of the social structures and self-organized policing mechanisms in the community. She describes some of the unique aspects [...]

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History of the Sims Shadow Government, part 1: the prehistory of ssg.

In this post I begin recording a series of interviews with the typists of Mia Wallace, founder of the Sims Shadow Government. In this interview I speak with Mia’s female typist, and ask her about her first days in alpha, her previous life as Roller Girl, and the life and times of the Sims Sorority [...]

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Evangeline: Interview with a Child cyber-Prostitute in TSO

In the following interview, notorious sim Evangeline goes back to her early days in Alphaville, and claims to have worked as a cyber-prostitute and then to have been a madam for various cyber-brothels under the guise of her sims Roxy, Tori, Fanki and then Dorian Merrill, claiming that at times she made the equivalent of [...]

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Interview with Celestie, the abusive granny

Celestie is an avatar presenting as a granny, but one getting her kicks by verbally abusing and slapping newbies in the infamous Free Money for Newbies house. What’s up with that? In this interview we try to find out. Urizenus: Celestie, a newbie recently came by the newspaper headquarters saying that she had dropped into [...]

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Interview with Angelica/Isabella/???

Newly created sim Angelica at the Playboy Mansion claims to be identical to famed scammer Isabella and retired sims and scammers Granny and Fruitcake Lady. She insists she is not Evangeline/Voleur. Don’t believe? Well, following is her story…. Urizenus: Angelica, you claim you are not Evangeline?Angelica: lol, I’m not she live in usa and i [...]

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