Battle of Prize Delta – Part Three: Rule, Britannia!

Why would we surrender, ol’ bean? We’re in your base, musketing your doods by Caine Constantine In June, the musket-wielding armies of British conquest fought a prolonged battle to claim Prize Delta and the Task Force Marines as the newest colony of the British Empire. The Marines, however, refused to be anyone’s subjects. And so, [...]

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Furry Love Poem

by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate My love is a little furry thingWith whiskers long and paws so thinHer tail swishes as she sighsWith lovelight pouring from her eyes Her pointed ears twitch to my touchAs I scratch them oh so muchAnd she lays on her back with paws curled upWith 6 small breasts for all [...]

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Everett Linden Exposes Penis at SL5B!!!

Linden staffer discovers PG-Penis — leading in-world economic indicators turn strongly positive by Kris Dibou & Pixeleen Mistral Marble PG-P OK, wooden boobs– no way! Game gods roil virtual commodities markets The first signs of an economic turnaround in the mining industry were evident today, as the overseas futures market in marble textures went wild. [...]

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Nipplegate: The Sag-a Continues!

SL5B naughty bits scandal expands to elbows by Kris Dibou Venus De Milo I received a tip, dear readers, that a short distance behind the Statue of David stood Aphrodite, nipples exposed.  To verify this sighting, the Herald was there in no time with experts who have allegedly seen nipples before.  To our dismay, we [...]

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Ilsa Munro — Post 6 Grrrl

[Modeling kinky latex clothes and building steampunk vehicles don't go together? That's exactly what I thought until Ilsa Munro came along and showed me that wandering between these two extreme ends of the virtual world can be elegant and effortless. Within seconds she changes from a Victorian lady to a sailor mouth, from a charming [...]

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The True Story of How Plastic Duck Saved The SL Economy

History of the Voted5 goons includes amazing revelation — Philip Linden caught in-world accepting bug reports!! by Mötör Vöted5 [this story appeared in a slightly different form at the Griefer Herald, where the author describes an exploit allowing free transfer of L$ spacebux - part of a tell-all account of a bygone era. While the [...]

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Obituary: Morlin Saarinen

Aretai Warrior and Shivar Prime Minister by montserrat snakeankle {RdS} Morlin Saarinen The SL Gorean community was saddened on June 3, 2008, to hear of the RL death of Aretai Warrior Morlin Saarinen. Master Saarinen, who was an active duty member of the US Army in real life, committed suicide the night of June 1, [...]

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Nipplegate: LL’s 5th Birthday SHOCK!

Mr. Winky makes a public appearance on PG-rated land by Kris Dibou I went to the SL5B celebration the other day and witnessed Artfox Daviau’s wooden sculpture of a lady, sans breasts in order to comply with the rules of the exhibition.  Much to my surprise, only a few steps away was a sculpty rendering [...]

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SL Religious Warfare Breaks Out!!!

Scientology conflict results in copyright infringement claims, eviction by Jessica Holyoke In Sorens, a religious battle of words and accusations broke out between the Church of Enturbulation and a Scientology group.  The Church of Enturbulation on Second Life has a facility that educates people about the methods and problems with the Church of Scientology.  Next [...]

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The Pandora’s Box of Second Life!!!

Do we dare face SL’s 5 worst evils? by Mony Markova In myth, Pandora was the first woman ever to be created. She was fashioned from clay and blessed with every gift the gods could grant. With evil intentions Zeus endowed her with a box to present to the man who married her, who opened [...]

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