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Catfights – Clawed, Humiliated, Insulted!!!
Save our pussies by Miss Petunia Amaryllis Courtney Taliaferro, Second Life League of Decency The release of that dog-fighting felon Michael Vick had me thinking, “what if evil scoundrels are torturing animals in Second Life?” Why not? All other forms of perversion are rampant in that online cesspool. Using the advanced and flawless search-engine technology [...]
Full StorySex and the Second Life City: A Dead End
Reporter captured, humiliated — urban roleplay sim coverage continues by Millennium Sands It is night when the bus with our reporter comes to a halt. Stepping out on the street, she smells the stink of diesel fumes, stale cigarette smoke, and something else even less pleasant. As the bus pulls away, she realizes that she [...]
Full StoryEx-Copybot Merchant Ignores BuilderBot Threat – Says Piracy Will Continue
by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Reformed Copybot reseller Nimrod Yaffle shrugged off the BuilderBotthreat to the in-world L$ spacebux economy and promised to continueselling his own pirate creations – flintlocks, bandanas and leatherbaldrics. The vote of confidence was in sharp contrast to the whingingcontent creators that swarmed RightAsRain Rimbaud’s blog monday, afterthe publicity-starved Rezzable [...]
Full StoryDead Pop Stars, 9/11 Terrorist IDs — Second Life Adult Verification?
Mohamed Atta enjoys 72 virgins in cyber heaven as players sidestep ID checks, visit sex clubs by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Second Life’s age verification process may have some serious gaps, if reports of players age-verifying using the identities of Elvis Presley, Tupac Shakur, and 9/11 terrorist Mohamed Atta are true. Recently, the Linden [...]
Full StorySex and the Second Life City — Urban Roleplay Sims
Chapter One – The Crack Den by Millennium Sands [The dark alleys and derelict buildings of Second Life’s urban sims form a gritty stage set where residents risk their lives in roleplay that might shock even a jaded Gorean slavemaster. The Herald recently send Millennium Sands on a dangerous assignment - to shed light on [...]
Full StorySLelebrities Flock to Post 6 Reunion Party
by Chatterbox Telltale, society reporter The first ever Post 6 Model reunion party was a smashing success – this reporter was star-struck after joining Alphaville Herald readers watching wave after wave of stunning Post 6 Models and a veritable who’s who of SLebrity scene stream through the doors of the Starlight Ballroom at Montego Beach. [...]
Full StorySecond Life’s Zindra: Nekkid Gals Wiggling, Bots Running up Traffic
Fake poontang has a new homeby Pappy Enoch “A man got to do what a man got to do,” like that Greek filosophur feller, Pluto, done said that time. So when Miss Pixeleen said “go see nekkid gals in Naughty Land,” I got my reporter's pad and skeedaddled over there faster'n a circuit-riding preacher after [...]
Full StoryBio-Warfare Attacks on Second Life Chicken Farms
sionChicken Killer threatens virtual birds with death by starvation by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk Second Life’s chicken farming community is facing a deadly new threat – a food decoy that distracts virtual chickens from their food trays, starving them to death over the course of several days. The threat of biological warfare marks the [...]
Full StoryWatching Obama in Ghana from Metaplace/Second Life
Ironic ads courtesy of USTREAM video by Pixeleen Mistral, National Affairs desk A bit of unintentional irony was my reward for attending an early-morning cross world Second Life/Metaplace live stream of President Obama’s speech in Ghana today, as incongruous advertisements streamed along with the USTREAM feed rebroadcasting the Voice of America coverage of the speech. [...]
Full StoryParty with Post 6: Glitterati & Paparazzi Cavort Saturday!
Post 6 reunion – the sexy social event of the season by Idoru Wellman, staff writer Do you dream of becoming one one of the beautiful people of Second Life – a metaverse glitterati hounded by picture snapping paparazzi? Join Timothy Morpork and countless past and future Post 6 models for the firstever open-to-the-public Post [...]
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