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Herald Reporter Banned from Woodbury
Rogue robot runs wild with ban stick!!! by Kris Dibou Artfox Daviau joins Kris Electricteeth on the Woodbury the ban list "I am deeply repulsed by the eagerness of otherwise smart, well-intentioned people to try to solve all the underlying tensions of SL by banning residents or entire islands at the drop of the dime. [...]
Full StoryAnti-Furry Church Preaches Hate
Roleplay or improv theatre? hate as an artform withsacred daleks and anti-yiff spray By Kris Dibou Cross in St. Devros Church Jacada Ansar had a vision. Like some who have visions, Jacada started a church; a church that can could previously be found at Woodbury Longcat sim. While puzzling over many churches built in the [...]
Full StoryOde to a Hug Attachment
By Kris Dibou, Warrior Poet To show how much I love herIn the good ol’ SL wayI bought a hug attachmentAnd I put it on today I typed the slash and h-u-g andWaited for responseAs she raised her arms and moved in close;SL only taunts! For I became a poodle dog whoFound himself a leg;My [...]
Full StoryThe Pearl:Victorian Brothel/Promiscuous Mermaids
Inventory server mishap creates inseparable siamese-twin stories Something went horribly wrong when I put the prims holding the notecards for these two stories on Pixeleen’s piano at the Herald offices in Jessie sim – I crashed and when I relogged the prims holding the stories were fused – along with the stories! My interview at [...]
Full StorySon of the Snail: The Mock Snail
By Happy Trails, Private Dick Night was falling on the big sim. It was another warm evening, with few if any clouds. As a matter of fact, I can’t remember the last time it rained here; maybe the night Frankenschnail disappeared. I was out pounding the pavement, looking for clues on Amos Anon’s disappearance. Earlier [...]
Full StorySweatsocks of Gor
by John Norman-Greenbaum In another world in the days of yoreI snuck a peek inside the world of GorI thought I’d seen all I abhoreUntil I saw them lying on the floorThe vile Sweatsocks of Gor. Wove of the wool of an abus’ed sheepThey stunk of her masters wet slimey feetI ran far away, but [...]
Full StoryEverett Linden Exposes Penis at SL5B!!!
Linden staffer discovers PG-Penis — leading in-world economic indicators turn strongly positive by Kris Dibou & Pixeleen Mistral Marble PG-P OK, wooden boobs– no way! Game gods roil virtual commodities markets The first signs of an economic turnaround in the mining industry were evident today, as the overseas futures market in marble textures went wild. [...]
Full StoryNipplegate: The Sag-a Continues!
SL5B naughty bits scandal expands to elbows by Kris Dibou Venus De Milo I received a tip, dear readers, that a short distance behind the Statue of David stood Aphrodite, nipples exposed. To verify this sighting, the Herald was there in no time with experts who have allegedly seen nipples before. To our dismay, we [...]
Full StoryNipplegate: LL’s 5th Birthday SHOCK!
Mr. Winky makes a public appearance on PG-rated land by Kris Dibou I went to the SL5B celebration the other day and witnessed Artfox Daviau’s wooden sculpture of a lady, sans breasts in order to comply with the rules of the exhibition. Much to my surprise, only a few steps away was a sculpty rendering [...]
Full StorySon of the Snail: Walking Small
by Happy Trails, Private Eye I was sitting back in my office sipping on my Jack Daniels, my head still spinning from the three Gin & Tonics, 7 Screwdrivers, and 3 Dirty Mothers from last night when the front door opened. In walked this dame that made my breath jump up and dance around. I [...]
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